Tim Tebow Gay??? Say It Isn't So...

**Shol'va** · 01-16-2012, 04:02 PM

Needless to say there are thousands of men around the nation whose gaydar is constantly going off everytime Tim Tebow is on the TV either talking or playing the game he loves most...Football. Out on the field with fellow bulky hot sweaty members of the same sex, counting down the time till they hit the showers. Now where was I ...oh yeah anyways there are now some who are questioning his sexuality due to the way he talks, acts, and well there have been a few mono e mono kisses caught on tape, but hey we all get caught up in our excitement of the game always reaching over to our other buds locking lips everytime a touchdown is made now don't we?

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm. I know one thing for sure , if he is gay then those religious organizations are going to have to do some major damage control since he is basically a spokesperson for them and with him possible being an abomination well the donations could quickly dry up this year leaving those prosperous tax exempt religious leaders running short on cash and having to sell some of the 100 private jets licensed to the church as well as their mercedes, van gough collections, beach front mansions all of this of course was purchased strictly to promote religion to the masses ya know and not to allow those religious leaders to live a life of kings and queens wearing only the finest tailor made clothing imported from France and not to forget the millions in jewelry. Hey when you are a TV evangelist or the wife of one you must look good on the TV and nothing says that like wearing a million dollars or more of fine jewelry. So if you are sending donations to these people please bear in mind that if Tebow really is gay it is the work of Satan and that means you need to send in double in your donations to what you were sending in to help fight that devil as he has a plan and we must outsmart him and besides the preachers need another mansion as their last one built is already 2 years old.

**DSM4Life** · 01-16-2012, 05:17 PM

Ill take him on my team any day !

**JohnnyVegas** · 01-16-2012, 05:28 PM

I wouldn't care one way or the other. But thinking about what OTHERS would think is funny. There would be outrage.

**Tigershark** · 01-16-2012, 07:16 PM

I do not think he is gay. I think he honestly does not care what others think about him, and he is going to worship and pray and just be him. The downside to his life is because he is so damn near perfect he has everyone looking over his shoulder waiting for him to mess up. Living that way would suck imo, because you will never have any privacy.

**wmaousley** · 01-18-2012, 02:16 AM

I have thought he was gay since he started for the Gators. It really doesnt matter if he is or isnt, he is and will always be a fvcking tool

**Times Roman** · 01-18-2012, 03:26 AM

Doesn’t matter. Jeff Garcia was gay. Good QB too.

I think nowadays the gay thing doesn’t raise eyebrows anymore like it used to. What would get my attention is if we find out one of these blokes is/was female. There will come a time

Remember, you heard it here first on RollerDerby

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-18-2012, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by Tigershark

I do not think he is gay. I think he honestly does not care what others think about him, and he is going to worship and pray and just be him. The downside to his life is because he is so damn near perfect he has everyone looking over his shoulder waiting for him to mess up. Living that way would suck imo, because you will never have any privacy.

I don't think he's gay either. He's probably one of the few good role models for kids in sports. That makes him a red flag for people to hate him.

**DSM4Life** · 01-18-2012, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

I don't think he's gay either. He's probably one of the few good role models for kids in sports. That makes him a red flag for people to hate him.

Hate? I don't know him but i am ready in love with him.

**TRT2010** · 01-18-2012, 09:37 AM

Yeah Tim a deff a tool.. A lucky tool at that. Brady showed him he is out of his league, and to think he will be starting next year

**Shol'va** · 01-18-2012, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Hate? I don't know him but i am ready in love with him.

Ditto here and if he is looking for players, I'll be his tight end.....

**DSM4Life** · 01-18-2012, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Ditto here and if he is looking for players, I'll be his tight end.....

I'd take any balls that he is willing to throw my way...

**zaggahamma** · 01-18-2012, 12:23 PM

it isnt so

**RaginCajun** · 01-18-2012, 01:23 PM

yall crack me up!

**flatscat** · 01-18-2012, 03:43 PM

How does he act?

And for the way he talks... aren't you promoting a stereotype there Shol'va... jus sayin

**Shol'va** · 01-18-2012, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by flatscat

How does he act?

And for the way he talks... aren't you promoting a stereotype there Shol'va... jus sayin

Not me but someone obviously is. Check out this video..

**DSM4Life** · 01-18-2012, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Not me but someone obviously is. Check out this video..

**flatscat** · 01-18-2012, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Not me but someone obviously is. Check out this video..

okay calf rope

**Phyll** · 01-18-2012, 04:29 PM

Not that it matters, but the videos don't lie. That's all I am saying.

**wmaousley** · 01-19-2012, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Doesn’t matter. Jeff Garcia was gay. Good QB too.

I think nowadays the gay thing doesn’t raise eyebrows anymore like it used to. What would get my attention is if we find out one of these blokes is/was female. There will come a time

Remember, you heard it here first on RollerDerby

Was or is? According to some sources Garcia married Carmella DeCesare, the 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year and has 3 Kids with her

**spiketannin** · 01-19-2012, 03:31 PM

tebow is not gay!!!!

**Shol'va** · 01-19-2012, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by spiketannin

tebow is not gay!!!!

Well we thought that about Zyzz too and then we started seeing pics on the net showing otherwise. Better hope Tebow doesn't have any pics floating around with him and another guy in compromising positions, or someone with a good photoshop program...

**spiketannin** · 01-20-2012, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Well we thought that about Zyzz too and then we started seeing pics on the net showing otherwise. Better hope Tebow doesn't have any pics floating around with him and another guy in compromising positions, or someone with a good photoshop program...

lol zyzz is not gay ether.. i will say alot of people are getting curious about tebow tho.. but hes not gay he is saving himself for marriage. hes a demigod

**Shol'va** · 01-20-2012, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by spiketannin

lol zyzz is not gay ether.. i will say alot of people are getting curious about tebow tho.. but hes not gay he is saving himself for marriage. hes a demigod

Me too..

**aronjrsmil** · 01-20-2012, 10:40 PM

Well considering that he is an evangelical christian....I doubt he is....unless he's doing it as a cover(not likely). Not saying there aren't tough gay guys....but Tim Tebow is a certain kind of tough, and I don't think he's gay for that reason. I'm pretty sure he would get more crap for saying "I want to thank jesus christ for the win" than "I'm gay".

**Times Roman** · 01-21-2012, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by wmaousley

Was or is? According to some sources Garcia married Carmella DeCesare, the 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year and has 3 Kids with her

And that is always why you shouldn’t listen to rumors at tail gate parties. I was told by several niner fans that he was.

And remember….

….you heard it here first on Roller Derby!

**aronjrsmil** · 01-21-2012, 02:23 AM

agreed

**wmaousley** · 01-21-2012, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

And that is always why you shouldn’t listen to rumors at tail gate parties. I was told by several niner fans that he was.

And remember….

….you heard it here first on Roller Derby!

hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaah

**DSM4Life** · 01-21-2012, 09:02 AM

**gixxerboy1** · 01-21-2012, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by aronjrsmil

Well considering that he is an evangelical christian....I doubt he is....unless he's doing it as a cover(not likely). Not saying there aren't tough gay guys....but Tim Tebow is a certain kind of tough, and I don't think he's gay for that reason. I'm pretty sure he would get more crap for saying "I want to thank jesus christ for the win" than "I'm gay".

is that a joke? That makes me think he is even more

**DSM4Life** · 01-21-2012, 09:23 AM

**HitIt** · 01-21-2012, 10:36 AM

this thread is gay

**Shol'va** · 01-21-2012, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by HitIt

this thread is gay

Nah...only bits and pieces of it are....

**awms** · 01-21-2012, 11:48 AM

Well I dont think he is gay but If you is hes still has a life thats 100x better then most of us....he makes millions of dollars to do something he loves! and even if it doesnt work out he will make money some how because he has such a massive following! To me it doesnt really matter If your gay, bi, or you have sex with car haha if you can play ball and win games thats all I care about when Im watching you on sundays.

I find it funny that people are quick to judge tebow and call him gay yet a dog killing thug like michael vick, and the many other criminals in the nfl are treated like royalty lol just my two cents.