Zombies on Anabolics?

**BBrian** · 01-27-2012, 09:39 PM

Jackie Chan? Hmm, I didn't count on that. Well played Hoggage, well played.

**JD250** · 01-27-2012, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by BBrian

Some people think I'm crazy,

No, surely they don't.

**slfmade** · 01-28-2012, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by JD250

No, surely they don't.

This guy does!!! I can't believe this thread has this many post. And here I am contributing to it! I think I can actually feel myself getting dumber and dumber and dumber....Fvck me!!!

**Times Roman** · 01-28-2012, 02:03 AM

are we for real?

i was thinking zombies were some kind of aas/supplement i hadn't heard of before, and was about to google that to find out, and then read the rest of the threads

ok then.... moving on

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-28-2012, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

are we for real?

i was thinking zombies were some kind of aas/supplement i hadn't heard of before, and was about to google that to find out, and then read the rest of the threads

ok then.... moving on

You just gave me a great idea. Guys I'm going in the supplement business. My first product is called Zombie. It's basically going to be rice flour with caffeine and creatine mono. It's going to cost a good $50 a bottle that will last you two weeks.

**slfmade** · 01-28-2012, 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

You just gave me a great idea. Guys I'm going in the supplement business. My first product is called Zombie. It's basically going to be rice flour with caffeine and creatine mono. It's going to cost a good $50 a bottle that will last you two weeks.

Sounds like a plan...I'll front the start up cost for a 50/50 share.

But don't tell anybody the ingredients. It's HKSM proprietary blend!

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-28-2012, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Sounds like a plan...I'll front the start up cost for a 50/50 share.

But don't tell anybody the ingredients. It's HKSM proprietary blend!

Sounds like a plan. Just make sure the cost per dose is less than a dime.

**The Bear 79** · 01-28-2012, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by BBrian

I recently taught myself Alternative Biological Engineering and Experimental Kinesiology, consequently awarding myself with a PhD in Undead Reanimification & Virulent Carelessness. As a graduation present, I created a batch of highly-contagious zombies and have undergone months of testing, experimentation and biological alterations in an attempt to create the super soldier. Some people think I'm crazy, but the world's most powerful militaries will pay me a fortune when my genius comes into fruition and is realized. At any rate I figured my colleagues here could lend some creative ideas, and you certainly haven't let me down. Thanks so much.

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

He's just trying to ruffle some feathers. I think they call it A.D.D.

**Times Roman** · 01-28-2012, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Sounds like a plan...I'll front the start up cost for a 50/50 share.

But don't tell anybody the ingredients. It's HKSM proprietary blend!

or an even better plan. We can add sodium bicarbonate, call it HKSMTR's propietary TURBO CHARGED Blend!

The Sodium Bicarbonate is so That way it "sparkles" when you put it in your mouth!

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-28-2012, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

or an even better plan. We can add sodium bicarbonate, call it HKSMTR's propietary TURBO CHARGED Blend!

The Sodium Bicarbonate is so That way it "sparkles" when you put it in your mouth!

Yes!!!

**DeadlyD** · 01-28-2012, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by BBrian

I recently taught myself Alternative Biological Engineering and Experimental Kinesiology, consequently awarding myself with a PhD in Undead Reanimification & Virulent Carelessness. As a graduation present, I created a batch of highly-contagious zombies and have undergone months of testing, experimentation and biological alterations in an attempt to create the super soldier. Some people think I'm crazy, but the world's most powerful militaries will pay me a fortune when my genius comes into fruition and is realized. At any rate I figured my colleagues here could lend some creative ideas, and you certainly haven't let me down. Thanks so much.

I like the way you think Brian ! Im with you when the zombie apocalypse comes!!

**Schmidty** · 01-28-2012, 10:13 PM

deff wouldnt work. The injected gear would sit in the muscle of the zombie as it has no heart beat to carrie it. Like a vampire getting a erection, it just wont work... Lol not that iv ever put thought into any of this.

**Knockout_Power** · 01-28-2012, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Never a fan of anything Zombie related except as JV said "Zombieland" (loved that movie). I will say that I'm a HUGE fan of the underworld movies, but that probably has more to do with Kate Beckinsale and the special effects than the actual plot. Love Kate Beckinsale

x 10... you are a man of excellent taste... speaking of which, I would love to know what she tastes like

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**BBrian** · 01-29-2012, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

He's just trying to ruffle some feathers. I think they call it A.D.D.

Just trying to give people a reason to laugh. Even AAS users have a sense of humor.

Well, most of us

**The Bear 79** · 01-29-2012, 06:04 PM

I luagh at ALL your posts.........

**Shol'va** · 01-29-2012, 06:59 PM

Let the laughing begin....

**The Bear 79** · 01-29-2012, 07:10 PM

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**BBrian** · 01-30-2012, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

I luagh at ALL your posts.........

lol, thanks Bear

**Hazard** · 01-30-2012, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by BBrian

Just wondering if anyone has ever injected zombies with AAS and if so, did they notice much lean muscle gains? Which ones should be most effective in combating undead muslce wasting? I'm not sure if they test for controlled substances in the zombielympics or not.

This thread fails so hard for one simple reason.....

Zombie blood doesn't circulate...... so even if you injected a zombie with steroids ..... it wouldn't make it out of the muscle..... it wouldn't be absorbed.

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 01-30-2012, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

deff wouldnt work. The injected gear would sit in the muscle of the zombie as it has no heart beat to carrie it. Like a vampire getting a erection, it just wont work... Lol not that iv ever put thought into any of this.

Just saw this post..... a fellow zombie enthusiast i see...... haha

~Haz~

**TRT2010** · 01-30-2012, 01:08 PM

Ohh come on we could have had a little more fun with this post than we did. I meen why not? We talk about injection steroids into dogs, who on this site is gay, bi, straight <--- that was a weird thread, and other reasonably funny ish I figured we could have been a little more creative then this lol. I was looking forward to a realy good funny read but surprisingly fell short... Story of my life