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    Do you think I have the right "look" to be a model?

    Seriously thinking of becoming a model. Tired of regular day to day jobs, and I want to make a lot of money, not minimum wage.

    Do you think I have the look or am I wasting my time? Also, I know this is a weird question, but I am bored and this is the lounge.


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    You look like you have a penis on your chin

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    AHHHHHHHHahah.. WTF is on your chin!!!??? That might be the funniest minibeard ive ever seen. As far as modelling, I told you before your a 5-6/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJohn69
    Seriously thinking of becoming a model. Tired of regular day to day jobs, and I want to make a lot of money, not minimum wage.

    Do you think I have the look or am I wasting my time? Also, I know this is a weird question, but I am bored and this is the lounge.
    Hahaha get rid of that dick on ur face, and get a new haircut, u might look alright, man models, need good bodies, u only need a half decent face

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    At least he has eyebrows in this thread. OP needs to see a psychologist that specializes in facial hair disorders.

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    Lol...you guys are horrible. I hope this is a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooie View Post
    Hahaha get rid of that dick on ur face, and get a new haircut, u might look alright, man models, need good bodies, u only need a half decent face
    This is me in jan 2012 I am not as big as I used to be. I pulled my shoulder and lost size.



    This is me last year before my shoulder injury. I was a beast!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    Lol...you guys are horrible. I hope this is a joke.
    Bro- He's been creating threads like this for a few weeks now. The most recent one feature him posing with a penis sizer in the back round.

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    Seriously brother you love posting pics of yourself on here dont you?

    Seems like all you do is make threads with pictures of you in it. Someone's just a little in love with themselves.

    But to answer your question you would have to ask DSM or Sholva...

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    You could try out for the next narnia movie. Mr. Tumnus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga
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    You could try out for the next narnia movie. Mr. Tumnus.
    rofl...
    this whole thread had me dyin at work...

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    OP, you look like you could be in New Kids on The Block.

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    Hi Bo.....thats so funny, was thinking the same....

    this thread is hillarious

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    This dude's trolling for sure. Get rid of the whatever the hell that this is on your chin and get rid of the dawsons creek haircut. Then you will look normal, not like a model, but normal.

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    you might qualify for man on man porn, but you would still have to fix the chin patch. Not trying to offend anyone, but with that attempt at a puppy dog face I think you might be attractive to the more aggressive man that wants to destroy you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEOINAGE View Post
    you might qualify for man on man porn, but you would still have to fix the chin patch. Not trying to offend anyone, but with that attempt at a puppy dog face I think you might be attractive to the more aggressive man that wants to destroy you.
    This - this allllll day!

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    The words "super douche" comes to mind. Hey shaggy, where's scooby?

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    Last edited by jasc; 02-22-2012 at 10:33 AM.

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    Holy crap I thought this was a serious thread until I saw those pics. Good God why did you open yourself up to this?

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    how cool are you? I see you being a model dude like gay for pay and that beard you have can catch the cum the dribbles off your chin that way you never miss a drop of any one of your meals. Douche bag

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    The fluff on his chin has to be fake.

    I dont know what its like in USA but im guessing its similar to Ireland in so far as that if you had that on your chin you wouldnt be able to leave your house, anywhere you went people would point and laugh, even little children would run up kick you on the shin and laugh at you.

    Not to mention what would happen if you tried to walk into a pub or nightclub . . . . . . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    how cool are you? I see you being a model dude like gay for pay and that beard you have can catch the cum the dribbles off your chin that way you never miss a drop of any one of your meals. Douche bag
    Porn Name "never missed a drop"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox

    Porn Name "never missed a drop"
    I'm gonna go with "Taint Scratcher"
    starring in "New Kids on the Co*k"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I'm gonna go with "Taint Scratcher"
    starring in "New Kids on the Co*k"
    lol...hilarious

    and we all should watch out for a shoulder injury. Apparently, one of the sides to a shoulder injury is a "penis on your face"

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    A lot of guys think they have a "look" for modeling..... most who think they do..... DO NOT. You don't even have to be the "prettiest " unless ofcoarse you're looking to do dolce and gabana or something of that sort. There's also different areas of modeling..... with the name "big john" I can safely assume you couldn't do runway. You would need to find an area that suits you and then adjust your look however you can to suit that area.

    Lastly..... If you havn't gotten ont he ball with this by the time you hit 21..... chances are you wont break into it at all let alone have a long career. The only exception may be fitness modelling.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    Porn Name "never missed a drop"
    Lmfao!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I'm gonna go with "Taint Scratcher"
    starring in "New Kids on the Co*k"
    bahahahhaa

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    Hey bro Donald Trump called he wants that hair piece on your chin back

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    I mean I am surprised at where people got this confidence/self esteem to think absurd things like the op and then look like a complete doucher. Dude wake up you are in for a very rude awakening probably in the form of a very nut sack bouncing off your taint scratcher.

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    That beard luks like uv pikd up a small clump of hair off ur barbers floor dabbed it in abit of pva glue n stuck it on ur chin

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    Just from the pictures you don't have the body for modeling. You take pictures in shadowed light and little to no light to hide things. In your case you appear to be carrying way to much fat. Models are usually very skinny but cut or more towards the fitness model look which you appear to be neither. I'm not trying to get you down but I don't think you have it. A kind of bulky guy with slight definition doesn't make it in that business

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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    I mean I am surprised at where people got this confidence/self esteem to think absurd things like the op and then look like a complete doucher. Dude wake up you are in for a very rude awakening probably in the form of a very nut sack bouncing off your taint scratcher.
    A lot of times when guys get bigger their self-confidence grows also. Muscle can't compensate for being ugly as sin

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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    how cool are you? I see you being a model dude like gay for pay and that beard you have can catch the cum the dribbles off your chin that way you never miss a drop of any one of your meals. Douche bag
    Quote Originally Posted by SEOINAGE View Post
    you might qualify for man on man porn, but you would still have to fix the chin patch. Not trying to offend anyone, but with that attempt at a puppy dog face I think you might be attractive to the more aggressive man that wants to destroy you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    lol...hilarious

    and we all should watch out for a shoulder injury. Apparently, one of the sides to a shoulder injury is a "penis on your face"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, this is entertaining! Balls across the nose with that puppy dog look! Cradle the balls dude, you're gonna do great in man porn!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    A lot of times when guys get bigger their self-confidence grows also. Muscle can't compensate for being ugly as sin

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    If your an ugly motherfvcker and you get some muscles your just a big ugly motherfvcker.

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    And lose the broom on your chin and the silver chain. I dont know if they are still popular where you are from but i know here they went out of style a long time ago. I had one in middle school and it was the coolest thing back then. Now a days most guys that wear them around going for the boy band look are just seen as douchebags.

    I had a roommate a few years back that would wear on with a shell necklace as well. Needless to say he didnt get much play

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    A lot of times when guys get bigger their self-confidence grows also. Muscle can't compensate for being ugly as sin

    ~Haz~

    Yeah and unfortunately this is the same for fat chicks too lol!!!

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    Have you had any photo shoot done yet? If not I have a friend who is a pro photographer. His name is DSM and I'd be glad to hook you up and we all could get together for a photo shoot at his place. He is always on the look out for new talent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    This dude's trolling for sure. Get rid of the whatever the hell that this is on your chin and get rid of the dawsons creek haircut. Then you will look normal, not like a model, but normal.
    LOL

    I am trolling.

    I dont want to be a model. I made my blue steel face and posted it up to see what you guys would say. When I am bored and cant sleep I like ****ing with people.

    Also, I had a full beard and I shaved it and left the chin thing to look stupid in the pics.

    I am starting a new job (ampm) and I have to be clean cut, I didnt want to shave but I have to.

    I am going to start working at the AMPM by my apartment, and I am going to save up money to get my NASM certification and I am going to be a personal trainer, not a model.

    I didnt think you guys would take it seriously but you did. LOL

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