STUPID cycles and quotes guys at your gym do/say?..

[daniel20]

Just thought I'd see the variety of stupid cycles/quotes that you hear from guys at your local gym.
I'll start....

We have one guy at my gym, who's first cycle was Deca only inj ED at 200mg! thats 1400mg a week! he bloated like crazy and had this moon face like you would not believe. no pct.... did he get big? yep. can he get an erection? prob not.. lol

Pretty much 80%+ of the juicers at my gym have done winstrol /stanazolol only cycles at 100mg ed and wonder why their joints hurt all the time. Always gives me a laugh..

Quote from my mate dylan "why would you do test e for your first cycle? all test is shit. why don't you just do sustanon ".. yet when I try to explain that sustanon is a blend of test esters, he stands there confused... and another good one from him "dbol is soo strong, you can't do it for more than 2 weeks or you'll die.." and he was dead serious..

Quote from mate david "I'm gonna do sus and deca for 5 weeks then ill prob stop for 4 weeks then ill start up again when I feel like it"..

[rippedfromabove]

This college baseball player was talking of how he was going to do a Dbol only cycle so he doesnt "blow up". I walked away and laughed.

[gearbox]

I always like "I am still gaining weight, so I can turn this fat into muscle"

[TheClinch]

"PCT is useless, its a money grab for dealers"

[gixxerboy1]

this wasnt a the gym but i was at a beach bar on tueaday. Some guy followed me to the bathroom. As i was washing my hands he asked where i worked out and stuff. Then he goes can i ask you something. What do you think is wrong. I injected 3cc's of test in my glute and its swollen and hurts bad. Its been like that for a week.

mind you the guy was probably 45, looked like he didnt work out and 5'5 and maybe 140lbs

[Hazard]

^^^^ LMFAO!

I get asked on a daily basis if I use steroids now..... always young kids at the gym. It's funny wen they ask my father..... he goes into the whole "yah gotta eat" lecture and you see their attention falling off.....

~Haz~

[V-ROID]

^^^^ LMFAO!

I get asked on a daily basis if I use steroids now..... always young kids at the gym. It's funny wen they ask my father..... he goes into the whole "yah gotta eat" lecture and you see their attention falling off.....

~Haz~

So do tell. Do you use steroids ?

[Hazard]

So do tell. Do you use steroids?

I'll tell you what I told my friend that I havn't seen since I was 175lbs in highschool..... I'm eating my wheaties His response: "oh is that what theyre called now?" hahaha

~Haz~

[awms]

100mg Tren eod
50mg oral winn. every

"Im blowing! Im getting so yolked its the best cycle! you need to be on tren man!"

I said to him "that a really bad cycle in general but for a first cycle its prob the worst I have ever seen! good luck getting hard"

Him "what do you mean?"

haha idot.

[Swifto]

You cant mix oil and water (Winstrol ) injections.

You can run Tren alone.

You can run GH for 4-5 weeks.

Test Prop 2x week, same with Tren Ace.

Twats.

[daniel20]

i just remembered another. "u gotta inject straight into your vein, cos thats the best way to get it in your system". but i don't actually find it funny I'm genuinely concerned.

[DanB]

Eq will cap off your shoulders - GH 15

[alexISthrowed]

Eq will cap off your shoulders - GH 15

Equipona bro

[songdog]

Dam I am always missing the good shit

[t-gunz]

lol best thread

[rippedfromabove]

Eq will cap off your shoulders - GH 15

That retard.. the same idiot that also said that when you are on "trenbolona", it doesnt matter what you eat, you will still lean out.. ya ok, im gonna prep for my next show using Big Macs and the new Doritos taco..

[NEMESIS RR]

Fat guy that never works out, sipping on a big gulp, eating large fries and a cheeseburger saying, "it's all steroids . If I took all the drugs these guys do I would look like that to but it's just not healthy.

[doxmaster]

Fat guy that never works out, sipping on a big gulp, eating large fries and a cheeseburger saying, "it's all steroids. If I took all the drugs these guys do I would look like that to but it's just not healthy.

Damn it this species landwhales piss me off the most all they can't admit there fat blubberish pieces of shlt so they have to insult and try to discredit anyone else who puts in hardwork to help make themselves look better. Its just another fvcking excuse they have no choice I mean really landwhales never even make an attempt at working out let alone try to look good so instead they just sit there insult everyone around them and just keep of getting fatter and fatter and fatter its beyond rediculous and everyone around them will feel empathy for these fatasses if you insult them back. I've always heard "oh but there always friendly people I meet plenty of them at bars and supermarkets and there always nice to me" well take those same fat people put them in a gym for a week and actually make them work hard and see how nice they are I , I mean we have all seen the biggest loser were they push the landwhales and they start getting all mad and throw a fit because they can't do it . Theres tons of them at my gym that are like this and it just pisses me off .

GOD DAMN I HATE FATTIES

[DanB]

That retard.. the same idiot that also said that when you are on "trenbolona", it doesnt matter what you eat, you will still lean out.. ya ok, im gonna prep for my next show using Big Macs and the new Doritos taco..

whats them 2 generic GH brands that he pushes again claiming they pharm grade?

[lovbyts]

Fat guy that never works out, sipping on a big gulp, eating large fries and a cheeseburger saying, "it's all steroids. If I took all the drugs these guys do I would look like that to but it's just not healthy.

Oh gawd I hear that stuff all the time and have to bite my tounge even at work people say when they see someone on TV who is BIG, he only looks like that because he takes steroids . Yeah yeah, going to the gym for 1 1/2 hrs ever day has nothing to do with it. Yeah I have ben asked many times also even at work, I'm sure most people just talk behind my back. When I was first asked I just looked surprised and said really? Thank you, that means all the working out I'm doing is paying off.

[jasc]

Fat guy that never works out, sipping on a big gulp, eating large fries and a cheeseburger saying, "it's all steroids. If I took all the drugs these guys do I would look like that to but it's just not healthy.

I'm thinkin about becoming a landwhale.. I mean why work soo hard to be in shape n get ridiculed when I can get fat n rewarded?

I'm thinkin maybe a McDiet n as little excercise as possible. In 3 yrs while you guys are all jacked I'll be gettin paid to sit at home and criticize you while on Disability because I'm too fat to work. While you guys park far away n have to walk around Walmart, I'll be parked in the front row handicap spot zoomin past you walkers in my fat cart. And in the end I'll be rippin u guys for roid use while I'm the new Shamu of the Shore and because this country is soo pc, noone will say anything but kind things to me and criticize you.

Winning!

[Misery13]

Last month I was at the gym and 2 kids sat down next to where I was standing and started talking laud enough for me to hear...

" man if I could find someone who could get me some steroids I would totally take them"
I just laughed and walk off.

[JimmySidewalk]

this wasnt a the gym but i was at a beach bar on tueaday. Some guy followed me to the bathroom. As i was washing my hands he asked where i worked out and stuff. Then he goes can i ask you something. What do you think is wrong. I injected 3cc's of test in my glute and its swollen and hurts bad. Its been like that for a week.

mind you the guy was probably 45, looked like he didnt work out and 5'5 and maybe 140lbs

Sorry to say gixx, but that sounds like a gay porn movie. Did he make you feel his lump ? Are you sure it wasnt shol'va or DSM ?

[Sgt. Hartman]

I had a guy tell me a few months back that he was about to start tren and deca for his first cycle because he didn't want to take anything as strong or harsh as testosterone . Haven't seen him at the gym since then.

[DanB]

^^^^^^^

Yeah I know a fella that done deca only first cycle but he lived through it and is still going strong, quite a bit bigger than me in fact, for now........ Haha

[gixxerboy1]

Sorry to say gixx, but that sounds like a gay porn movie. Did he make you feel his lump ? Are you sure it wasnt shol'va or DSM ?

good thing i left out the part about me wearing a speedo at the beach bar or it would have really sounded bad.

Damn i just let it out

[Sgt. Hartman]

^^^^^^^

Yeah I know a fella that done deca only first cycle but he lived through it and is still going strong, quite a bit bigger than me in fact, for now........ Haha

Lmfao. Ssshhhhh.

[Hazard]

Last month I was at the gym and 2 kids sat down next to where I was standing and started talking laud enough for me to hear...

" man if I could find someone who could get me some steroids I would totally take them"
I just laughed and walk off.

OMG YESSSSSS!

This happened to me too..... a group of 3 kids were standing by me, my father, and my sisters fiance when we were doing tricep pushdowns. They started talking loud about wanting steroids and they don't care how much theyd pay..... I was liek you gotta be kiddin me lol.

~Haz~

[JimmySidewalk]

You shouldev taken their money and give them some vitamin C or melatonin and tell them its dbol .
Placebo effect would have made them Mr. O. in no time.

[calgarian]

hey i always say i rather die looking handsome then fat and ugly and when ppl say its all steriods just say i will give u same kind of steroid these guys use , u use it and see if you look like them. it takes hard work dedication steroid is just another step to reach ur goals

[DeniZen]

I have a BBer friend who is 47 years old. He's been lifting his whole life and and juicing for the most part of 25 years. 6'0" around 240 lbs...pretty cut up dude except for a beer pooch and and some bloating. He is a good guy, but not the sharpest tool in the shed. Anyways after knowing him for a few months, him and his wife start talking to me about steroids over a few beers. He tells me he uses, likes its a big secret! lol Dude has deep acne scares on his face, shoulders and back, bald head and that juicer look. I tell him I use steroids too, but carefully. I ask him what he cycles....he has no clue lol. He says something like "whatever my friends give me or sell me, I shoot until its gone and get more". He has no idea what any of it is. No idea about PCT. So I explain the basics, and the problems with running gear without a clue. I mention problems like ED and shutdown and his half drunk wife says" can you give him something to make his dick work again" funny as shit!

[lovbyts]

I had a guy tell me a few months back that he was about to start tren and deca for his first cycle because he didn't want to take anything as strong or harsh as testosterone. Haven't seen him at the gym since then.

You have not been paying attention in the Q&A section, I think he joined a couple of weeks ago. Seen to many people/kids wanting to do that lately.

I have a BBer friend who is 47 years old. He's been lifting his whole life and and juicing for the most part of 25 years. 6'0" around 240 lbs...pretty cut up dude except for a beer pooch and and some bloating. He is a good guy, but not the sharpest tool in the shed. Anyways after knowing him for a few months, him and his wife start talking to me about steroids over a few beers. He tells me he uses, likes its a big secret! lol Dude has deep acne scares on his face, shoulders and back, bald head and that juicer look. I tell him I use steroids too, but carefully. I ask him what he cycles....he has no clue lol. He says something like "whatever my friends give me or sell me, I shoot until its gone and get more". He has no idea what any of it is. No idea about PCT. So I explain the basics, and the problems with running gear without a clue. I mention problems like ED and shutdown and his half drunk wife says" can you give him something to make his dick work again" funny as shit!

That's funny and sad. It's people like that who mess it up for everyone else because he will pass on the same foolish advice or gear to someone else who is just as clueless and eventually he/they will blame the gear for everything and take none of the responsibility.

[caseyizzle]

funny thread lol.

[DGHGM]

There's a guy who trains same time as me who's been doing a type of cruise and blast for the last 12 months with no HCG or AI or planned PCT. He's a good guy and it's his first time so I've tried to give him advice. I don't know who he talks to but he listens to the BS they feed him and won't listen to me. He's just gone off course for the first time in 12 months to go on his honeymoon. He and his new wife are away for 7 weeks. I can't wait to find out how that goes. The last time I tried to talk to him (and it is the last time I will try) he cut me off and said "nah it's all good man, it's all good I'm just trickling it". Whatever bra.

[rj2k10]

"Do they do chewable steroids like them orange vitamins they used to sell in Tesco"
"I just paid £80 for a box of tables I can only describe as illegitimate, but the guy who sold me them had arms the size of my face" (Received via text)
"PCT stands for Post Cycle Trauma right? Like the bad shit that happens after you lose your testosterone .."


The first and last were said with a straight face by the same person. My friends are retards.

[JohnnyVegas]

Funny, you don't need to go to the gym to find this sort of inexperience...it pops up here every day.

I don't talk to anyone at the gym, but I don't need to because I come here every day and read some strange stuff. Especially before spring break and summer.

Great thread.

[Awesome_Archy]

Guy at my gym does a full body workout twice a day 5 days a week. Between exercises i usually just watch him run around the gym using every piece of machinery doing sloppy 4 rep sets and using whatever weight is already on the bar or machine. I think he gets a better workout from rushing from one machine to the next. One day he asked me about my split and explained it to him, then he told me "Yea I'm really in to muscle confusion so I do everything everyday but i do half days so that i can hit it twice a day without over training."

Apparently, half days consist of doing 4+ exercises for each body part and then coming back and doing 4+ more exercises x body part later on that day.

[lovbyts]

Guy at my gym does a full body workout twice a day 5 days a week. Between exercises i usually just watch him run around the gym using every piece of machinery doing sloppy 4 rep sets and using whatever weight is already on the bar or machine. I think he gets a better workout from rushing from one machine to the next. One day he asked me about my split and explained it to him, then he told me "Yea I'm really in to muscle confusion so I do everything everyday but i do half days so that i can hit it twice a day without over training."

Apparently, half days consist of doing 4+ exercises for each body part and then coming back and doing 4+ more exercises x body part later on that day.

Wow talk about serious over training. I wonder if he can do permanent muscle damage or worse tendon damage due to the muscle never recovering and putting to much stress on the tendons.

Maybe he is training for a triathlon or something?

[Honkey_Kong]

Wow talk about serious over training. I wonder if he can do permanent muscle damage or worse tendon damage due to the muscle never recovering and putting to much stress on the tendons.

Maybe he is training for a triathlon or something?

From what AA said, it doesn't sound like he gets much of a workout anyways.

[big88sub]

Does anybody know if there's any seriousness to that guy injecting test straight into hos baals to stimulate testosterone production. I mean relay come on what the hell.