Razor banned now shut up!

[Ares101]

We did once, about 5 years ago and we had a proper Porn Forum.

Then the Admin at the time (I wont say his name) didn't like it and it got banned.

Also becuase of the amount of spam the links brought.

True! And how many websites that will open up viruses to users who open em. I'll just stick with my pornhub

[gixxerboy1]

True! And how many websites that will open up viruses to users who open em. I'll just stick with my pornhub

If i remember some one also posted a pic of a girl they found online and out was another members girl

[Capebuffalo]

If i remember some one also posted a pic of a girl they found online and out was another members girl

Lmfao

[AXx]

If i remember some one also posted a pic of a girl they found online and out was another members girl

That's never good!!

[Ares101]

If i remember some one also posted a pic of a girl they found online and out was another members girl

I'd be happy cause that means she was probably a dime piece! So it would be a compliment

[Vettester]

The exit never shows up on my GPS either.

I've always wanted to know WTF is going on over there. I've only stopped on the offramp to this exit before to take a leak on the drive.

But yeah, everytime I saw Zyzz's name on here it'd remind me of that exit.

And the weird thing is, that exit is in the middle of nowhere leading to nowhere. I get the feeling it's probably just a dead end road either way.

And WTF is up with that desolate water park sitting in the middle of nowhere in the Mojave? Not all that far from Zzyzx Road thinking about it. Closest town is probably Barstow ... Makes absolutely no sense!

[BlueWaffle21]

i take a score on bluewaffle at evs

what!?!?

[MuscleInk]

And the weird thing is, that exit is in the middle of nowhere leading to nowhere. I get the feeling it's probably just a dead end road either way.

And WTF is up with that desolate water park sitting in the middle of nowhere in the Mojave? Not all that far from Zzyzx Road thinking about it. Closest town is probably Barstow ... Makes absolutely no sense!

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Ya I've never understood that.....or the dumbass agriculture check point about an hour after the Nevada/Cali state lines!!!!

[Honkey_Kong]

Ya I've never understood that.....or the dumbass agriculture check point about an hour after the Nevada/Cali state lines!!!!

I usually get all sorts of dumb questions when I go through there. Like "Are you transporting any produce?"
To which I reply "Do I look like a fvcking farmer to you?"

And the weird thing is, that exit is in the middle of nowhere leading to nowhere. I get the feeling it's probably just a dead end road either way.

And WTF is up with that desolate water park sitting in the middle of nowhere in the Mojave? Not all that far from Zzyzx Road thinking about it. Closest town is probably Barstow ... Makes absolutely no sense!

Zzyzx has to be some military testing site. So none of you guys have gone up the road either? One of these trips, I'm going to see where it leads.

If I owned that water park, It'd be bumpin' especially on a hot day. I'd put billboards up for hundreds of miles in either direction. By the time you got there, your kids will have been begging you for the last 2 hours to stop there.

[MuscleInk]

I usually get all sorts of dumb questions when I go through there. Like "Are you transporting any produce?"
To which I reply "Do I look like a fvcking farmer to you?"

Zzyzx has to be some military testing site. So none of you guys have gone up the road either? One of these trips, I'm going to see where it leads.

If I owned that water park, It'd be bumpin' especially on a hot day. I'd put billboards up for hundreds of miles in either direction. By the time you got there, your kids will have been begging you for the last 2 hours to stop there.

I'll be cruising to Vegas in late Sept/Oct. I'm going to have see where the heck that road goes.

That check point is a waste of time and tax payer's dollars IMO. Useless!!!!!!

[Vettester]

When I interviewed for my conceal carry license, I told the investigators that I travel quite a bit through the Mojave for business. I was told that if there's ever a place you need your firearm, that's it! Strange place where strange things happen.

[Vettester]

I'll be cruising to Vegas in late Sept/Oct. I'm going to have see where the heck that road goes.

That check point is a waste of time and tax payer's dollars IMO. Useless!!!!!!

And just think, our bankrupt state wants to build a light rail system right through there to Vegas! They'd be better off getting the water park up and running again!

[Honkey_Kong]

And just think, our bankrupt state wants to build a light rail system right through there to Vegas! They'd be better off getting the water park up and running again!

If they want to spend money building something, they should build something that will generate wealth.

[MuscleInk]

And just think, our bankrupt state wants to build a light rail system right through there to Vegas! They'd be better off getting the water park up and running again!

True....although a high speed rail from Anaheim to Sin City would be dope!

[lovbyts]

Ya I've never understood that.....or the dumbass agriculture check point about an hour after the Nevada/Cali state lines!!!!

I have been through there several time. I went through at 1am once with a coffin on the top of my Jeep Cherokee delivering it to a friend for a Halloween prop. They asked me the normal questions if I had any firearms, fruit etc. I pointed to the top of the jeep and said only Grandma. He didnt even bat an eye and said OK and let me go on my way. WTF? LOL I got plenty of stares on the trip there on the freeway though. hehehehe

[Honkey_Kong]

I have been through there several time. I went through at 1am once with a coffin on the top of my Jeep Cherokee delivering it to a friend for a Halloween prop. They asked me the normal questions if I had any firearms, fruit etc. I pointed to the top of the jeep and said only Grandma. He didnt even bat an eye and said OK and let me go on my way. WTF? LOL I got plenty of stares on the trip there on the freeway though. hehehehe

You know the whole thing is if you go through Death Valley, you can bypass that entire check point. And if you take the 93 to the i40, you can land in Barstow past that station.

[MuscleInk]

You know the whole thing is if you go through Death Valley, you can bypass that entire check point. And if you take the 93 to the i40, you can land in Barstow past that station.

I'll have to try that on the next trip. Haven't been through Death Valley but would like to check it out.

[MuscleInk]

I have been through there several time. I went through at 1am once with a coffin on the top of my Jeep Cherokee delivering it to a friend for a Halloween prop. They asked me the normal questions if I had any firearms, fruit etc. I pointed to the top of the jeep and said only Grandma. He didnt even bat an eye and said OK and let me go on my way. WTF? LOL I got plenty of stares on the trip there on the freeway though. hehehehe

Ya, I almost feel sorry for them....almost.

Most of the time when I drive through the officers are just standing there waving everyone through. Fun times that job!

[Honkey_Kong]

I'll have to try that on the next trip. Haven't been through Death Valley but would like to check it out.

I went through Death Valley one time when I was bringing fireworks back to LA from Pahrump. I was afraid to get stopped in Barstow with a car full of rockets and mortars.

It'll dump you out in Mojave.

[MuscleInk]

I went through Death Valley one time when I was bringing fireworks back to LA from Pahrump. I was afraid to get stopped in Barstow with a car full of rockets and mortars.

It'll dump you out in Mojave.

Cool. Anything interesting to see or just more desert like the 15?

[Honkey_Kong]

Cool. Anything interesting to see or just more desert like the 15?

In early spring, there are the desert flowers blooming in Death Valley. It's really something to see.

[Shol'va]

I went through Death Valley one time when I was bringing fireworks back to LA from Pahrump. I was afraid to get stopped in Barstow with a car full of rockets and mortars.

It'll dump you out in Mojave.

Every time I hear of the town of Pahrump, I think of Alien conspiracy theories and Art Bell the late night host of Coast To Coast. All things alien and supernatural and area 51. I used to listen to him and remember something about his 21 year old son getting kidnapped and raped and then he went off the air. Really weird ordeal....

[Capebuffalo]

Over the Hump to the Brothels in Pahrump
by Megan Edwards

Saturday, February 5, 2005
Sheri's Ranch
A sign at the end of Homestead
Road

Prostitution is illegal in Clark County, even though billboards offering “Full Service Ladies Direct to Your Room” suggest otherwise. Those are personal dancers, understand? They come to your hotel room and dance for you. That’s it. Well, okay. You can take them to the movies or out to dinner, but if you thought those billboards were advertising more than a little innocent social interaction, well, you’re just wrong! There’s no prostitution in Las Vegas. Everybody knows that for that sort of thing, you have to go to Pahrump!

The great irony is that in Las Vegas, where the oldest profession is illegal, ads for it abound. (Yeah, those dancers do more than dance, but if you call one, make sure she isn’t an undercover Metro cop.) “Over the hump” in Nye County, where brothels are tax-paying, government-regulated enterprises, the only advertising you’ll see on the highway is a faded billboard touting a “world famous” brothel museum in the tiny town of Crystal. You’re supposed to figure out that the “museum” is the kind with (wink, wink) interactive exhibits.
Sheri's Ranch
They’ll leave the red light on for
you: Sheri’s Ranch never closes.

But those who’ve done their homework on the Web or allowed a taxi driver to be their Sacagawea know that you don’t have to drive all the way to Crystal for pay-per-act sex. By the time you see that billboard, you’ve already gone past the turnoff for Pahrump’s two naughtiest attractions, the Chicken Ranch and Sheri’s Ranch. The easiest route is this: take Highway 160 from Las Vegas “over the hump” to Pahrump. Then look for Manse Road. Turn left and go to the second stop sign. Turn left on Homestead. Go to the end. Both brothels are on the left side of the road just before it disappears into howling desert.
Free tours! Ladies Welcome!
A genuine invitation

I doubt that I will ever be a patron of either of these establishments, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t found them interesting. Nevada is the only U.S. state that has legal brothels, after all, which in my opinion makes them worth at least a drive-by. Imagine my delight when I pulled up in front of Sheri’s Ranch and found a neatly painted sign pounded into the gravel reading “Please Come In for a Free Tour. Ladies Welcome!” It was midmorning on a weekday, and there were only a couple of other cars in the lot. Why not? I asked myself, and I headed toward the front door.

Although Sheri’s Ranch has enjoyed many improvements in recent years, its architecture still reflects its mobile home beginnings. The trailers have been expanded and “permanentized,” but the “resort” (as its current owners prefer to call it) still has a slightly transitory look. Even so, the parlor — and that’s the only word that can suitably describe the chamber I entered — was attractively appointed with elegant furniture. There was no one around, so I just stood there, realizing it looked just the way I had expected, except — everything was white. It was as though Miss Kitty’s bordello, complete with ornate sofa and grand piano, had been transported from Dodge City and bleached. It even smelled a little like bleach.
Chicken Ranch
Sheri’s next door neighbor

A woman who identified herself as a “shift manager” (the up-to-date term for “madam”) eventually appeared. I told her I was interested in the “free tour,” and she immediately launched into an enthusiastic description of what happens when a “gentleman” who wants to “party” arrives. She explained how a “lineup” works, and made sure I understood that the ladies are independent contractors — “They set their own prices and decide on their own menus.”

Next she showed me pictures of the “themed bungalows” where “gentlemen” can really indulge their fantasies. The bungalows weren’t included in the tour, but photos revealed one with psychedelic décor and others designed to make you feel like you’re on an African safari or hanging out with Cleopatra.

As my guide led me down a long hall, I noticed a set of shelves lined with at least thirty pairs of extreme high-heeled shoes, all in different sizes. I wondered what they were doing there, but the shift manager was ushering me into a room equipped with chains and shackles. Distracted by all the bondage hardware, I forgot to ask her about the shoes. They completely left my mind as my guide showed me several other rooms that featured Jacuzzis and told me about the resort’s commercial laundry, restaurant, sports bar, swimming pool, and spa services. She couldn’t show me any other rooms, she explained, because they were the private domains of “the ladies.”

Weekday mornings are quiet times at brothels, and I didn’t see a single customer while I was there. I did see one “lady,” however, a slim, tanned twenty-something in a g-string and a skimpy T-shirt.

“We’re open twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year,” the shift manager told me as she led me back to the parlor.

It wasn’t until I was driving home that I remembered the shoes. Why were they there, just around the corner from the parlor? Then it hit me.

“When I call a lineup, the ladies come running,” the shift manager had said. But nobody runs in nine-inch stiletto heels. Obviously, the ladies sprint barefoot, screech to a halt before turning the corner, slip on their sexy footwear, and arrive in the parlor ready to make a big impression.

That and the faint smell of bleach, I never could have learned from a Web site. And I’m sure there’s plenty more to learn. Maybe someday I should go back as a customer. The other thing I now know is that if they’ve got the cash and the inclination, ladies really are welcome.

[Capebuffalo]

Ink? You been there? Trick question.

[Honkey_Kong]

Every time I hear of the town of Pahrump, I think of Alien conspiracy theories and Art Bell the late night host of Coast To Coast. All things alien and supernatural and area 51. I used to listen to him and remember something about his 21 year old son getting kidnapped and raped and then he went off the air. Really weird ordeal....

Area 51 is quite aways away from Pahrump. The closest hole in the ground to it is Rachel, NV. But yeah, Pahrump is an alright town. Just about everything non-drug related that's fun is legal there. It's kind of poor though. But you can always bang a porn star there.

[Times Roman]

And just think, our bankrupt state wants to build a light rail system right through there to Vegas! They'd be better off getting the water park up and running again!

I thought we voted and approved a bond measure that funded the light rail / high speed system? Wasn't it like $10billion? Where the freak did the money go???

[lovbyts]

I thought we voted and approved a bond measure that funded the light rail / high speed system? Wasn't it like $10billion? Where the freak did the money go???

LOL are you serious? That is what always happens and people are quick to forget. How many times do we have to have a new tax for something that has been paid 3 or 4 times only for them to find ways to charge more. There are billions worth of corruption in each state where the money is being funneled out and just disappear. If you think about it to much it will just make you angry.

[Vettester]

I thought we voted and approved a bond measure that funded the light rail / high speed system? Wasn't it like $10billion? Where the freak did the money go???

I think it went right down the shItter with all of their other bright ideas. Maybe it's in the pocket of that fat bastard mayor of the City of Bell, who they threw in jail for payrolls of 1 million dollars to him, and high six figure salaries for staff members. The only staff members that deserve that kind of pay is ... Well, us!

[mockery]

i think britt28 is razor, shes too cute to be here!

[Lunk1]

i think britt28 is razor, shes too cute to be here!

You aint kidding!!

[Rwy]

Agreed,

Come on guys let's move forward.

Yesterday news is boring anyway.

Geez is that you in your avatar? You are a ****ing beast!!!

[Times Roman]

Geez is that you in your avatar? You are a ****ing beast!!!

yeah, that's him.

the funny part is he was able to make all those gains, and his diet consists of us throwing him scraps of raw meat from time to time! =)