Fake boob question

**abstetic** · 09-13-2012, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Big, bad WOLF MOFO that likes it DOGGY STYLE!!!

She seams like she has u whipped..

**MuscleInk** · 09-13-2012, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by abstetic

Thought she was ur gf and u had ex wife's? You got hitched recently?

2 ex wives. On my third. Married the current one in Vietnam in February but there's no paper work there or here so I tease the shit out of her by calling her my gf occasionally and reminding her there's no legal documents. Lol. I can be too much of an ass at times!!!

She's a great woman. She takes good care of me. She make me horny long time!

It's all good. I spoil her rotten. She sits in the new home I bought her and spends my money like the world is ending tomorrow!!! Lol

**Lunk1** · 09-13-2012, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by abstetic

She seams like she has u whipped..

like a whipped pup...I am kool with that (and the occasional prostate massage lol)

**abstetic** · 09-13-2012, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

like a whipped pup...I am kool with that (and the occasional prostate massage lol)

Woah... She sounds like a freak... I would never let a chick do that to me thoo too far..

**MuscleInk** · 09-13-2012, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by abstetic

Woah... She sounds like a freak... I would never let a chick do that to me thoo too far..

I'm the opposite. I've done some weird shit with girls in my time. I'm finally getting the wife to come around.

**capetown** · 09-13-2012, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

like a whipped pup...I am kool with that (and the occasional prostate massage lol)

You had to go from tits to fingering ur a##.? Im at a loss for words.

**abstetic** · 09-13-2012, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

2 ex wives. On my third. Married the current one in Vietnam in February but there's no paper work there or here so I tease the shit out of her by calling her my gf occasionally and reminding her there's no legal documents. Lol. I can be too much of an ass at times!!!

She's a great woman. She takes good care of me. She make me horny long time!

It's all good. I spoil her rotten. She sits in the new home I bought her and spends my money like the world is ending tomorrow!!! Lol

Dang brah u importing your women now..

**MuscleInk** · 09-13-2012, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by abstetic

Dang brah u importing your women now..

If I could afford it, I'd buy Vietnam or Thailand and ship everyone but the hot girls out of there and keep the place for my whore pad! Lol

I swear there must be a damn pheromone they give off that I am sensitive to because I cannot for the life of me resist a hot Asian girl. It's ridiculous! So many at the gym tonight I felt like a damn bobble head doll!!!!!!!!!

**abstetic** · 09-13-2012, 11:25 PM

Lol I have a thing for Greek chicks.. Idk I <3 Mediterranean chicks..

**Lunk1** · 09-13-2012, 11:27 PM

I have athing for chicks with vaginas!

**Lunk1** · 09-13-2012, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by capetown

You had to go from tits to fingering ur a##.? Im at a loss for words.

It always comes back to a finger in the AAS

**abstetic** · 09-13-2012, 11:28 PM

Lol u don't wana have that wide of a range brah..

**Lunk1** · 09-13-2012, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by abstetic

Lol u don't wana have that wide of a range brah..

The older I get the less picky I am

**JohnnyVegas** · 09-14-2012, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

The older I get the less picky I am

The more married I am the more picky I am. My wife is awesome, so I couldn't imagine what it would take to make me think about straying. A billionaire, genius, fitness model gymnast?

**Lunk1** · 09-14-2012, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

The more married I am the more picky I am. My wife is awesome, so I couldn't imagine what it would take to make me think about straying. A billionaire, genius, fitness model gymnast?

I talk alot of shit (duh) but in all honesty I have not slept with another woman in over 22 years! When you been married for over 20 years and still have sex like teenage porn stars on crack then why bother.

**baseline_9** · 09-14-2012, 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

Maybe that is because the GOOD fake boobs you have seen you assumed were real. My wife's are large, but look and feel natural. I prefer them to real. There is no sag or weird shape issues.

Maybe your correct there... Agreed

Some people do opt for the un naturall look however.... I just hate this.... Some guys love it.... But hey, some guys like girls to sh*t in there mouthes and piss over them.....

So each to there own I suppose

**CLAVHAMMER** · 09-14-2012, 05:18 AM

Big natural boobs with big areolas

**JohnnyVegas** · 09-14-2012, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I talk alot of shit (duh) but in all honesty I have not slept with another woman in over 22 years! When you been married for over 20 years and still have sex like teenage porn stars on crack then why bother.

Completely agree. That is where I am at as well.

Originally Posted by baseline_9

Maybe your correct there... Agreed

Some people do opt for the un naturall look however.... I just hate this.... Some guys love it.... But hey, some guys like girls to sh*t in there mouthes and piss over them.....

So each to there own I suppose

Yeah, I do see girls with high-projection, huge implants and I don't find them as attractive. I have also noticed that the girls that have that type seem to have a lot of miles on them...not my type of woman.

**Jaxon0408** · 09-28-2012, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Here's my story....

My wife has always had perky A cup boobs which I did not mind one bit. One year for mothers day I purchased laser corrective eye surgery for her. When I surprised her with the gift I said it's this or boobs. To my surprise, even thogh we had always joked about it she said the eyes but she wants the boobs to. Well who the hell am I to say now to that.

After kicking it around for a year or so we went to a plastic surgeon. He was not making either one of us comfortable and seemed mostly interested nin how big we could go (men). We searched somemore and found a women plastic surgeon. Now mind you we live in a small area so it's not like there are tons to choose from. This women was wonderful. My wife was set on a nice set of round C cup implants. Everytime we spoke of the C cups the surgeon would end with "or a D" lol.

We decided on an under the muscle procedure going through the nipple using saline. This decision was made because of things like scars and skin tone, feel, and safety. The surgeon gave us/me homework to do. She said find pics of breasts that you like, bring them in and I will do my best to match them. What a horrible assignment

The day of surgery arrived and we came prepared with several internet pics if tits we liked. As the anesthesia kicked in my wife was having her last conversation with the doc before they wheeled her away. It went something to this affect. "Remember I want a nice round porn star C cup" Doc: "yep or D" lol and off they went.

Skip ahead to after we get home. The new girls are all wrapped up and so the next day we get the first unvailing. HOLY MOTHER OF TITS! They were huge!! We thougfht now what? Can she fix em. Didn't she listen? We only wanted C's. These are more like double E's. skip ahead again a few days when the swelling starts to go down. Whew,..that was close!

Now mind you I have never really been a boob man (or so I thought). That's until I had some damn nice ones to look at and play with, Looks like I am a bit of a boob man after all. Cost for us approx. $8000 (lot's of variables determine price) and well worth every penny.

Feel free to share your experiences and knowledge or to ask any questions you might have about breast augmentation. I am sure someone can answer your questions.

I bought my x-wife some after a few years of marriage. Should have made her sign a prenup saying of we divorced she would replace the funds I spent! I ain't paying for anyone to play with my titties!...well I guess I am anyway. Can't complain too much, I did get 2 beautiful children out of it and replaced her with one 5 years younger with natural perky E's

. So I think It all turned out ok. We did have hers reduced and lifted so they are standing high now. She had such a tiny frame even at 21 she was having back problems that made doctors refer her to chiropractors. I'll show a before pic.

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Not sharing the after. Those are for me ONLY

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**Lunk1** · 09-28-2012, 11:20 AM

Holy Christ almight Jaxon...new found respect...there is an improvement pic? No way!!!!!!

**Jaxon0408** · 09-28-2012, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Holy Christ almight Jaxon...new found respect...there is an improvement pic? No way!!!!!!

Yeah I went through to see if I had an appropriate recent pic so you could see the difference but sad to say I don't have any haha. None I'm showing anyone else anyway! She put on about 15 lbs this year so she was too self conscious this summer. She was 21 in that picture and is 23 now. It took her months to recover from that surgery. I was terrified when I saw them after because I loved them and they were GONE! Well now 2 years later they are back in full force. She's a solid D now and they planned for a C so that insurance would cover it but they are back! If I find a good one I will post an after.