Twin Peaks vs Hooters

**JD250** · 10-29-2012, 06:38 PM

NAY says I......fvck Equal Opportunity........ give me some T and A with my chicken wings

**JD250** · 10-29-2012, 06:39 PM

And forget those gawdawful t-shirts at Hooters.....this should be the new uniform....yes???

**Lunk1** · 10-29-2012, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

Here's a prime example of why Equal Opportunity sucks........how would you like your chicken wings delivered by these beautiful full figured gals?

I'm afraid my dozen wing order would be 3 wings and 9 chicken bones by the time it got to the table

**JD250** · 10-29-2012, 06:44 PM

Oh you don't think it's fair that all the girls are hot and stacked.......better talk to the manager.....let me get her for you......here she is.......

**warmouth** · 10-29-2012, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by stpete

Very nice. I wish i could post something but i can't right now.

I will say that i lived w/2 Hooter girls for about a year. That was fun.

I also know someone named Melissa Lauren but i haven't spoken to her in a while.

Is that a fact?????

**JD250** · 10-29-2012, 06:50 PM

Look at all the applicants for the open position, just to be fair.......I'm gonna hire all of em!!

**JD250** · 10-29-2012, 06:52 PM

You'll notice that I allowed a brunette ^^^^^^ just so nobody accuses me of not being fair to all types of women.

**JD250** · 10-29-2012, 07:08 PM

Equal Opportunity.......BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Discrimination.....HEEEEELLLLLLL YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

**Zodiac82** · 10-29-2012, 07:09 PM

love goin to hooters(girlfriend would get mad if she found out) but hate the oil they use....it like eating crunchy grease

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-29-2012, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

Here's a prime example of why Equal Opportunity sucks........how would you like your chicken wings delivered by these beautiful full figured gals?

Yeah, I think I'm going on a new diet. No more chicken wings for me

Just burgers now....

**Hoggage_54** · 10-29-2012, 08:46 PM

**kelkel** · 10-29-2012, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

These uniforms are better, they can carry extra sauce in those folds of flesh........yummy

Two of them don't even have bottoms on. Now I can't eat my bedtime cottage cheese. Fark!

**austinite** · 10-29-2012, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

Two of them don't even have bottoms on. Now I can't eat my bedtime cottage cheese. Fark!

I just puked in my mouth a little....

**thegodfather** · 10-29-2012, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

I just puked in my mouth a little....

Yea, another problem caused by progressive liberals.... Everyone is a winner, games always end in a tie...Everyone is 'special', you should feel good about yourself and how you look, everyone is beautiful, bla bla bla bla...Why blow smoke up peoples asses like that?

Everyone cannot be a winner, everyone is not fu*ing special, and everyone is not pretty and beautiful. Some people suck at life, most people are not special, and a lot of people are so ugly it makes your retinas hurt.

**austinite** · 10-29-2012, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Yea, another problem caused by progressive liberals.... Everyone is a winner, games always end in a tie...Everyone is 'special', you should feel good about yourself and how you look, everyone is beautiful, bla bla bla bla...Why blow smoke up peoples asses like that?

Everyone cannot be a winner, everyone is not fu*ing special, and everyone is not pretty and beautiful. Some people suck at life, most people are not special, and a lot of people are so ugly it makes your retinas hurt.

What the hell are you babbling about?

**lovbyts** · 10-29-2012, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Yea, another problem caused by progressive liberals.... Everyone is a winner, games always end in a tie...Everyone is 'special', you should feel good about yourself and how you look, everyone is beautiful, bla bla bla bla...Why blow smoke up peoples asses like that?

Everyone cannot be a winner, everyone is not fu*ing special, and everyone is not pretty and beautiful. Some people suck at life, most people are not special, and a lot of people are so ugly it makes your retinas hurt.

Originally Posted by austinite

What the hell are you babbling about?

I understand what he is saying PERFECTLY and that is why I push my kid to get 100% on spelling, math and competitions. They are told they put a good effort even if they did not win or they got a 90% but if they failed I let them know that is not acceptable. I agree with the godfather and when they started this no child will be left behind BS I know it would just bring everyone else down. If a kid fails they need to have to redo the class and just get passed on to the next grade.

In sports even with little kids there should be winners and looser. This builds competitiveness and motivation. If everyone is rewarded the same regardless of how you do then what is why put in more effort?

It's been proven many times over in college classes when they experomented showing no one fails and no one gets A+ and the whole class GPA decreases over time.

**austinite** · 10-29-2012, 10:44 PM

I understood what he said. Was curious why he quoted me for an obvious joke comment on what kelkel said.

**lovbyts** · 10-29-2012, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

I understood what he said. Was curious why he quoted me for an obvious joke comment on what kelkel said.

Ahhh OK. I figured you understood but though something maybe got lost in the translation.

**gixxerboy1** · 10-30-2012, 10:44 AM

Twin Peaks has a better menu and much better food.

And since my wife used to work there i say the girls are better too.

**Lunk1** · 10-30-2012, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

Twin Peaks has a better menu and much better food.

And since my wife used to work there i say the girls are better too.

Gixx...I thought so of the menu as well but the sampling of the food I had, I have to lean towards Hooters. Granted I have only gone to TP once and will gladly try it again but I def. prefer hooters wings ove TP.

But agree 120% about the scenery at TP

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-30-2012, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Gixx...I thought so of the menu as well but the sampling of the food I had, I have to lean towards Hooters. Granted I have only gone to TP once and will gladly try it again but I def. prefer hooters wings ove TP.

But agree 120% about the scenery at TP

Is TP an east coast thing?

**Lunk1** · 10-30-2012, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Is TP an east coast thing?

I'm in the midwest and we have a few just starting to pop up. Not sure where it originated HK??

**gixxerboy1** · 10-30-2012, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I'm in the midwest and we have a few just starting to pop up. Not sure where it originated HK??

it started in Texas

**Lunk1** · 10-30-2012, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

it started in Texas

Since I have only been in one...are they all the same appearence wise? This one was like a lodge or log cabin look. Dead critters on the wall and log type furniture!

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-30-2012, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I'm in the midwest and we have a few just starting to pop up. Not sure where it originated HK??

I don't know of any in Nevada or Socal. We definitely could use some twin peaks...

**gixxerboy1** · 10-30-2012, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Since I have only been in one...are they all the same appearence wise? This one was like a lodge or log cabin look. Dead critters on the wall and log type furniture!

yes..

**thegodfather** · 10-30-2012, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

I understood what he said. Was curious why he quoted me for an obvious joke comment on what kelkel said.

Quoting you was an accident, I believe I just meant to hit Reply, not with quote....

**austinite** · 10-30-2012, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Quoting you was an accident, I believe I just meant to hit Reply, not with quote....

I apologize for my earlier comment.

**canesfan804** · 10-30-2012, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

Those are not hooters uniforms. They might look good if they were in hooters uniforms.

I bet those beauties have a better idea of what a GOOD wings is. Skinny broads cant cook worth a sheeeet. Damn my wife almost burned the fn house down trying to fry chicken one time. Wound up in the ER and going to eat some Italian after.