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    Plot To Cut Off Justin Beiber's Little Weinie And Testicles Foiled..

    Hey guys I can't make this crap up! Seriously, there was a couple of dudes who were going to kidnap and cut off Justin Beiber's PeePee and Testicles, as another man offered 2500. for each removed Beiber Ball. The plot was found out and foiled in the nick of time as the Shears to remove said Items from Justin were already purchased and sharpened to do the whacking. Seriously though there are some real crazies out among us....

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertai...ed-police-say/

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    So did you still have to pay?

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    I saw this article yesterday. That's crazy. The article stated that one o the guys involved in the plot had a J. Beib tattoo on his leg...WTF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    So did you still have to pay?
    No I didn't so I suppose you all now want all your money back?...lol And besides the guy said Justin's testicles hadn't descended down into his sack yet so it would have been difficult to get at them for a few more years till he reaches puberty..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer View Post
    I saw this article yesterday. That's crazy. The article stated that one o the guys involved in the plot had a J. Beib tattoo on his leg...WTF
    Yeah the guy was over the edge obsessed with of all people Justin Beiber! I mean the Beebs? And why would he want the kids balls? There was a 2500 reward for each one that was cut out and brought to him. It seems popularity will get you killed and neutered these days...

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    crazy man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    crazy man..
    This is the guy that, Is in jail for rape/murder of a 16yo girl. Convinced some dropkick and his nephew to murder 4 people, the first two with neckties, as used in his murder of the teenage girl, these two murders were entirely unrelated to Beibs, and then cut Beibs and his bodyguards Knackers off.

    Dropkick and said nephew took a wrong turn, accidentally crossed into Canada, got stopped at the border due to Warrants, and the murder plots written down on paper..

    Genius's

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    I was already under the impression he was a unic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Hey guys I can't make this crap up! Seriously, there was a couple of dudes who were going to kidnap and cut off Justin Beiber's PeePee and Testicles, as another man offered 2500. for each removed Beiber Ball. The plot was found out and foiled in the nick of time as the Shears to remove said Items from Justin were already purchased and sharpened to do the whacking. Seriously though there are some real crazies out among us....

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertai...ed-police-say/

    Wow, pruning shears?

    I'm writing to my Congressmen, I'm proposing a piece of legislation H.R.-2119

    A Bill To:

    1.) Provide a mandatory waiting period of 30 days before one is able to purchase pruning sheers.

    1a.) To provide a 'cooling off' period in case someone has nefarious intentions with said pruning sheers.

    2.) Provide mandatory background checks for citizens who wish to purchase pruning sheers, and all other sharp instruments from the hardware department .

    3.) Purchasers of pruning sheers and other sharpened hardware instruments to be processed through the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS).

    4.) For each pruning sheer/sharpened/blunt objects from Hardware to be registered with that State's respective State Police agency.



    I believe that this piece of legislation will certainly lead to the reduction in conspiracies and violent acts related to pruning sheers.

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    ^^^ LOL!! solid logic at its best!

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    ^^^^ WTF is that supposed to be!!??!

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    It's Bieber.
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    LOL.. yeh i figd that but suppose i should have worded it difftly:

    what is this ridiculous pic of a boy/girl child supposed to do for those poor people cursed with the wasted time spent looking at it?

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