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  1. 05-06-2003, 01:40 PM #1
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    5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

    1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
    2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
    3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
    4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
    5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
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  2. 05-06-2003, 01:44 PM #2
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    Awesome, its clear you have no trouble with the ladies
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  3. 05-07-2003, 05:29 PM #3
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    lol
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  4. 05-07-2003, 07:15 PM #4
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    I dunno, I'm partial to:

    "Hi nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

    If you're lucky she'll answer:

    "Well, I wasn't going to, but you talked me into it... you smooth bastard you."



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  5. 05-07-2003, 09:48 PM #5
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    I actually like number two. I know it's cheesy but at least it'd get a laugh out of me... not just a funny look.
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  6. 05-07-2003, 10:08 PM #6
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    heres one,
    are you from tennessee? "no" because your the only 10 i see here!booya shes yours
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  7. 05-08-2003, 09:34 AM #7
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    How bout this old classic one. As long as i have a face, u have a place to sit...

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  8. 05-08-2003, 09:41 AM #8
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    Originally posted by OGPackin
    How bout this old classic one. As long as i have a face, u have a place to sit...

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    I have a ton of these...

    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

    That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

    Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

    Smile if you want to sleep with me!

    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
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  9. 05-08-2003, 09:41 AM #9
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    Originally posted by OGPackin
    How bout this old classic one. As long as i have a face, u have a place to sit...

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    Now that one I like!!!!!
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  10. 05-08-2003, 09:59 AM #10
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    My fav:
    I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he ran into this cheap motel room.
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  11. 05-08-2003, 11:24 AM #11
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    Man the cheeze is OOZING here!

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  12. 05-08-2003, 11:27 AM #12
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    My favorite is from Spike Lee's classic film "She's Gotta Have it"

    "Baby....you're so fine I would drink a whole tub full of your bathwater"
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  13. 05-08-2003, 03:01 PM #13
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    I like this one also..... Did it hurt? ( did what hurt ) falling from heaven...

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  14. 05-08-2003, 03:03 PM #14
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    Im taking notes, keep em coming
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  15. 05-08-2003, 04:07 PM #15
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    I like Palme's.... Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
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  16. 05-09-2003, 04:25 PM #16
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    Here's a few good ones!

    Wanna go halfers on a baby?

    Girl, if you were a lesbian I'd change my sex!

    You: Wanna go to my place, eat pizza, then f#ck?
    Her: (slaps you)
    You: What?! You don't like pizza?
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  17. 05-09-2003, 05:22 PM #17
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    Coming to America:

    "Girl you look so fine. Somebody ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit"
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  18. 05-09-2003, 06:15 PM #18
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    My fav is after you have been talking to her for a minute and maybe making her laugh say......smile if you want to sleep with me ....lol you know they'll smile
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  19. 05-10-2003, 11:04 AM #19
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    You: "your friends must be jealous!"
    Her: "why?"
    You: "You get to go home with me!"
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