Me and the wife are going to strip club for N Y E

[ironbeck]

K we have no kids so we decided to different this New Years Eve, we are going to this new strip club down town. Also as a little cute stocking stuffer for Christmas she makes this "sex" coupon booklet, and one of the coupons is a blow job anywhere, anytime ;-) so I though I'd wip this coupon out at the right opportune moment at the strip club(provided the right lighting..etc/semi-privacy)
So does anyone have any thoughts on this subject?

[MickeyKnox]

Haha thats funny about the coupons. Im sure you guys will have a blast regardless of where you are. But i gotta say, Ive never been in a strip club on NYE.

[MuscleInk]

K we have no kids so we decided to different this New Years Eve, we are going to this new strip club down town. Also as a little cute stocking stuffer for Christmas she makes this "sex" coupon booklet, and one of the coupons is a blow job anywhere, anytime ;-) so I though I'd wip this coupon out at the right opportune moment at the strip club(provided the right lighting..etc/semi-privacy)
So does anyone have any thoughts on this subject?

Can you pick who gives the Bj!?! Lol

[ironbeck]

Yea it's a new club, have not been to a strip club in yrs..but they have been advertizing for NYE on the radio all week. She is drinking rum, getting primed, and I'm going stone cold sober :-)

[ironbeck]

Can you pick who gives the Bj!?! Lol

TO be honest she would share if I demanded it!...yes I have it like that....but I would not cross that threshold(been there done that) it would only add unwanted stresses.

[Lunk1]

Are we married to the same women lol. See ya at the club lol.

[MuscleInk]

TO be honest she would share if I demanded it!...yes I have it like that....but I would not cross that threshold(been there done that) it would only add unwanted stresses.

Well at least the option is there! Lol

My little VN princess would go Vietcong on my ass if I even joked about a Bj from another woman! Lol

[MickeyKnox]

Can you pick who gives the Bj!?! Lol

lol!

[ironbeck]

Are we married to the same women lol. See ya at the club lol.

My chick is pretty awesome, she would would be a celfcenterd man wet dream, but I know better to look a gift horse in the mouth.

[MuscleInk]

lol!

Hey....if ain't in the fine print, I'd use that coupon with an Asian stripper! Lol

[Lunk1]

Well at least the option is there! Lol

My little VN princess would go Vietcong on my ass if I even joked about a Bj from another woman! Lol

This is why he sticks to BJ's from other men!

[MuscleInk]

This is why he sticks to BJ's from other men!

You let our secret out of the bag lover!!!!!

[ironbeck]

I will be a blast!

[Lunk1]

My chick is pretty awesome, she would would be a celfcenterd man wet dream, but I know better to look a gift horse in the mouth.

My wife likes strip clubs ALOT but thats cause she likes stripper ALOT lol. She has begged me to take her when I have not wanted to go lol. Imagine this convo!

Her: Can we go to the strippers?
Me: I'd rather not..kinda tired
Her: PLEEEEAAASSSE!
Me: Really I don't fell like it
Her: Pretty PLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSE!
Me: Fine! If we have to lol!

[ironbeck]

Gotta go guys, it shave day lol...will update tomorrow morining.

[Lunk1]

You let our secret out of the bag lover!!!!!

I'll be at one of those secret knock at the back door places lol! C'mon Doc!

[MuscleInk]

I will be a blast!

I'm jealous......I'm being tortured with Karaoke tonight. Think I may stab myself in the eye with a fork several times for fun too.

[MuscleInk]

I'll be at one of those secret knock at the back door places lol! C'mon Doc!

Hmmmmm......my choices:

1. Duck blood & karaoke
2. Your hairy ass

When did life get so exciting?????

[Lunk1]

Hmmmmm......my choices:

1. Duck blood & karaoke
2. Your hairy ass

When did life get so exciting?????

Shaved from nose to toes baby lol!

[MickeyKnox]

I'm jealous......I'm being tortured with Karaoke tonight. Think I may stab myself in the eye with a fork several times for fun too.

Teach your HAW this song. The Canadian consulate requires this as part of your Canadian Citizenship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw7rzpvDvS0

[MuscleInk]

Shaved from nose to toes baby lol!

Well that makes the choice much easier!!!!

[Lunk1]

Teach your HAW this song. The Canadian consulate requires this as part of your Canadian Citizenship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw7rzpvDvS0

I thought you just needed to know Brian Adams and Alaniss Morsette(sp) songs

[MuscleInk]

Teach your HAW this song. The Canadian consulate requires this as part of your Canadian Citizenship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw7rzpvDvS0

She'll be karaoking her skinny ass off tonight.

[MuscleInk]

Teach your HAW this song. The Canadian consulate requires this as part of your Canadian Citizenship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw7rzpvDvS0

Heck no! She needs to learn THIS!

http://youtu.be/YS3GQverRiQ

[MickeyKnox]

My chick is pretty awesome, she would would be a celfcenterd man wet dream, but I know better to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Sorry, i don't mean to doubt you, but we're gonna have to see photos on this one bro.

Heck no! She needs to learn THIS!

http://youtu.be/YS3GQverRiQ

Thats our national anthem!

[MuscleInk]

Sorry, i don't mean to doubt you, but we're gonna have to see photos on this one bro.

Thats our national anthem!

Yaaaaaaa buddy!

Hey, is the World Junior btwn Canada and USA tmr?

[MickeyKnox]

No one plays NYD.

http://www.tsn.ca/world_jrs/schedule/

[MuscleInk]

No one plays NYD.

http://www.tsn.ca/world_jrs/schedule/

Awesome! Thanks bro!!! The guys are looking good! Go Canada GO!!!!!!!!!!!

[MickeyKnox]

I know brother, we're taking names and kicking ass!!!

[MuscleInk]

I know brother, we're taking names and kicking ass!!!

That's because we OWN hockey my man!

[MickeyKnox]

Can you smell that bro? Smells an awful lot like victory around here, dontcha think? lol

[likelifting]

Me and my wife are going to the strip bedroom in a little bit. Bring the new year in right.

[MuscleInk]

Can you smell that bro? Smells an awful lot like victory around here, dontcha think? lol

They should just give us the championship at the beginning of the tourney and dispatch with the silliness!

[lovbyts]

You know what wouldn't be a blast, if there was undercover there and saw you/her and she got arrested for solicitation. Now that would Suck. pun intended.

Dont get me wrong though. I'm not saying I wouldn't or haven't done the same. I have done stuff in some risky areas including the strip club. 1st wife bet one of the girls she could not make me cum within 3 songs. The girl took the bet. Before the 3rd song was over she was going down on me trying to finish but to no avail. lol We still paid her for the 3 songs and she came home with us for the night.

[ironbeck]

Good morning...well first let me say News Year Eve is not the most busy time for a stripp club, atleast the ones we visited last night. One club had one car in the lot and one stripper broken down(needing a jump) trying to leave. We went to another and they had 3 whole dancers, and only one of them was bi friendly, although she was skinny she was doable lol, but she was coked out of her gourd. The night was not what i was expecting ;-( but hey a visit to the strip club is always a good one. They had a Champaign room upstairs and I was going to proposition the bi friendly stripper for a private dance, then I was going to use my coupon, but her regular stalker(pathetic ****) came in and wouldn't leve her side lol. A few drinks and watching a couple rounds of dances was enough for me....we ended up going through a drive through for grub and the dumb drunk MF backed into me, no damage so I told him to forget about it...he was so happy about that he paid for pour order.
Happy New Years every one.

[lovbyts]

Good morning...well first let me say News Year Eve is not the most busy time for a stripp club, atleast the ones we visited last night. One club had one car in the lot and one stripper broken down(needing a jump) trying to leave. We went to another and they had 3 whole dancers, and only one of them was bi friendly, although she was skinny she was doable lol, but she was coked out of her gourd. The night was not what i was expecting ;-( but hey a visit to the strip club is always a good one. They had a Champaign room upstairs and I was going to proposition the bi friendly stripper for a private dance, then I was going to use my coupon, but her regular stalker(pathetic ****) came in and wouldn't leve her side lol. A few drinks and watching a couple rounds of dances was enough for me....we ended up going through a drive through for grub and the dumb drunk MF backed into me, no damage so I told him to forget about it...he was so happy about that he paid for pour order.
Happy New Years every one.

So there was a broken down stripper who needed a jump? lol

Yeah I have been there, done that as in the best laid plans dont seem to work out as imagined. It always seems to be the spur of the moment ones that pan out.

Hope that when you look at it in the light there still is no damage. Better luck next time but at least you tried.

[ironbeck]

LOl no damage at all, we will just have to travel a little to find a better club.
I'm comparing/reminiscing to the ones I used to frequent back in the day in Miami, like paridise Island with a 101 stripper at any given time! 5 bars, 6 stages, like a super classy sports bar with kick ass food! Incredible girls! Or lipsticks.. very nice and very classy, not some run down bar that was turned into a strip club lol, then again this is WV.

[cherrydrpepper]

I've noticed a lot of strip clubs go through phases. Been to some that would only hire grade A beef only to come back a couple years later and some rough brauds working there.

[kelkel]

My wife likes strip clubs ALOT but thats cause she likes stripper ALOT lol. She has begged me to take her when I have not wanted to go lol. Imagine this convo!

Her: Can we go to the strippers?
Me: I'd rather not..kinda tired
Her: PLEEEEAAASSSE!
Me: Really I don't fell like it
Her: Pretty PLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSE!
Me: Fine! If we have to lol!

Lunk I can pinch hit for you whenever your tired big boy!

Funny this thread came up cause a female friend of mine just asked me if I'd take her to one soon. She wants to "experience" what one is like. So, I'll be heading to Philly soon....

[gixxerboy1]

Good morning...well first let me say News Year Eve is not the most busy time for a stripp club, atleast the ones we visited last night. One club had one car in the lot and one stripper broken down(needing a jump) trying to leave. We went to another and they had 3 whole dancers, and only one of them was bi friendly, although she was skinny she was doable lol, but she was coked out of her gourd. The night was not what i was expecting ;-( but hey a visit to the strip club is always a good one. They had a Champaign room upstairs and I was going to proposition the bi friendly stripper for a private dance, then I was going to use my coupon, but her regular stalker(pathetic ****) came in and wouldn't leve her side lol. A few drinks and watching a couple rounds of dances was enough for me....we ended up going through a drive through for grub and the dumb drunk MF backed into me, no damage so I told him to forget about it...he was so happy about that he paid for pour order.
Happy New Years every one.

speak for yourself of a club that doesnt know how to promote. Last night was our busiest night of the year. We had almost 700 people threw the door. I'm fvcking shot from working so hard last night.