Weirrd places you've had sex.....................................?

[evander87]

While driving
In a club short skirt and those tall tables bolted to the floor.
In a sex club with an audience.
Beach
Hiking trail
Hiked to a hidden lake in the middle of BFE, beautiful surroundings and not a person for miles.

[ElDude]

Elementary school playground
conference room at work
multiple car ****s
****ed on my motorcycle a few times... tried it while riding a few times, tits in the face are distracting... much easier when getting her from behind
walk in fridge (thanks Papa Johns)
in the pool while on JamCruise

[Bigshotvictoria]

Oral and vag moving car multiple times. Picnic bench during the day in a rest stop. On the front porch of the gf's porch when her parents came home. Had a blanket over us. No didnt pull out. LOL

On a suspension rope bridge in Canada at point no point. On a boat, jetski and atv. In a room with 8 other people leaving little to the imagination. LOL. Back seat of the parents car while they are driving home from a family reunion with a girlfriend. On a train with a girl I meet 6hrs earlier.

I have not joined the kile high club yet.

Thats too funny, I live an hour from point no point.

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Elementary school playground
conference room at work
multiple car ****s
****ed on my motorcycle a few times... tried it while riding a few times, tits in the face are distracting... much easier when getting her from behind
walk in fridge (thanks Papa Johns)
in the pool while on JamCruise

Haha, I'll have to remember to try that. The most I got was a hj while riding.

[DSM4Life]

Haha, I'll have to remember to try that. The most I got was a hj while riding.

Where did you finish?

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Where did you finish?

Didn't, a dry, reach around hj while concentrating on keeping your bike on the road while driving in freezing temperature (atleast i had a blanket over my lap) isn't the best situation to get jerked off.

[Rwy]

Be sure and tell him I left a dollar for his lunch on the night stand when I left.

Dollar thats quite generous I left animal crackers

[dren]

I had sex with a female on an open side street after leaving a club. Same as you, she pulled me to the side and started undoing my pants. People def saw us as they walked by but we kept going. It was pretty crazy but very exciting.

and here i am thinking your a fudge packer or the pakiee (the catcher)

[ironbeck]

Times pervert

[boz]

Anyone said your moms house yet?

LOL there it is i was waiting for it, ahh what it would to feel 16 again.

[ac guy]

Front seat of the commander's HMMWV . What was that girl's name?

[lovbyts]

Elementary school playground
conference room at work
multiple car ****s
****ed on my motorcycle a few times... tried it while riding a few times, tits in the face are distracting... much easier when getting her from behind
walk in fridge (thanks Papa Johns)
in the pool while on JamCruise

I think we need details/clarification on this one. Leaves to much to the imagination...

[dan991]

crowded american eagle dressing room
movie theater (28 days later)
driving down the highway (i was driving)
golf course back nine bathroom (between holes)
golf course green
golf cart
hundreds of times in the car ranging from random parking lots to parking garages. got pulled over one time (LOL) we had been out to dinner and i drank a couple pitchers of margaritas by myself and we decided to get it on at the end of a road in a new construction sub-division. well i had to piss so i get out of the car (after id finished) and was peeing butt naked when down the road in the distance i see car lights headed in my direction. no biggie. i keep peeing. well about halfway between where i originally saw the headlights and where i was currently butt naked taking a leak was a street light. when the car passed underneath the street light i noticed the car itself had lights on the roof!

by the time i get back in the car and tell the girl the car is a cop hes on us. my car is running but the lights are off. im still butt naked. when he gets like 100ft from us i turn the lights on and start driving. naturally he blue lights me and i have to pull over. (still butt naked now). the girl is also naked but scrambling for clothes. the cop gives me a few minutes so i put my clothes on.

when he comes to the window i say "we were just fixin to..." and he interrupts and says "i know what u were fixin to do!" LOL.. gets my license and hers. long story short he says if were gonna do that we need to get a room. as were driving off i look at my girlfriend (who is 16 yrs old by the way - im 23 at the time) and her sweater is on inside out and backwards so the tag is right below her chin!

needless to say i drove to another location and finished what i "was fixin to do!"

Isn't that statutory rape? lol

[alex18]

Got blown in the pulpit of a 14th century church by the vicars daughter.....

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Isn't that statutory rape? lol

Depends where he was. 16 is legal where I live (bc)

[Honkey_Kong]

In a bathroom stall at a Mobil station

In a tent at The Burning Man with a completely random girl. She just crawled in my tent while I was sleeping fvcked then left. never saw her again.

[lovbyts]

Isn't that statutory rape? lol

Can't rape the willing and as said it all depends on the state. People like to get caught up in the 18 age because its what is legal where they are from. Age of consent was still 14 up to a few years ago in Hawaii and a few other places. I think there is still one or two places 12 is still legal as long as you are married.

[Honkey_Kong]

Can't rape the willing and as said it all depends on the state. People like to get caught up in the 18 age because its what is legal where they are from. Age of consent was still 14 up to a few years ago in Hawaii and a few other places. I think there is still one or two places 12 is still legal as long as you are married.

You can get married at 12?

[lovbyts]

You can get married at 12?

I know it was legal at least up to a couple of years ago because there was case on the news about it. Yeah just a little bit young although it was not uncommon just 100 years ago and most people started families at 14 or so then. Still seems weird.

[austinite]

The alley behind the bunny ranch.

[thegodfather]

At an ex's family reunion party.....

This is not really an odd place, but odd situation, were under the covers except for heads mostly, spooning & bangin her, forgot to lock the door, and momma dukes walked in and sat on the bed to talk to us about something, while im balls deep in my g/f at the time....we tried to act normal, she finished her convo, i said lock it on ur way out we're gonna take a nap, then i nailed that ass....

On the beach of the Don Cesar in St.Petersburg, on one of those beach lounge chairs, the St.Pete police hit us with the spotlight from 100 yards away and we had to run back to our hotel room clothes in hand...

In the bathroom of a random fraternity party while in undergrad....

Next to a buddy of mine bangin his broad in the same bed (admittedly weird looking back, but we were 18, thought it was 'cool')...

The break room at work, it was L shaped so it lent itself to a smashing with time enuff to pull pants up if someone started to enter the code on the door...

[lovbyts]

At an ex's family reunion party.....

This is not really an odd place, but odd situation, were under the covers except for heads mostly, spooning & bangin her, forgot to lock the door, and momma dukes walked in and sat on the bed to talk to us about something, while im balls deep in my g/f at the time....we tried to act normal, she finished her convo, i said lock it on ur way out we're gonna take a nap, then i nailed that ass....

On the beach of the Don Cesar in St.Petersburg, on one of those beach lounge chairs, the St.Pete police hit us with the spotlight from 100 yards away and we had to run back to our hotel room clothes in hand...

In the bathroom of a random fraternity party while in undergrad....

Next to a buddy of mine bangin his broad in the same bed (admittedly weird looking back, but we were 18, thought it was 'cool')...

The break room at work, it was L shaped so it lent itself to a smashing with time enuff to pull pants up if someone started to enter the code on the door...

GodFather, who knew you were such a horn dog??? Even more respect...

[lovbyts]

The capilano suspension bridge?

Thats probably the one. Dont remember the name but I think there is only one there, right?

I was wrong. Didnt have time to look it up at home but no it's not the big rope/suspension bridge like I though. It was the smaller log bridge at the resort. Hell it was like 15 years ago.

Canada is a pretty big place beleive it or not. But I think I remember you saying something about being near me once (lower mainland of bc) if so then yea that's probably the one. Why right on the bridge though lol? The mood struck and it was just too far to walk to the forest?

Yup by BC. we drove up from Seattle for a few days. Beautiful place. We had a cabin with a hot tub overlooking the cliff to the Ocean. Yeah the mood just struck us/me like it usually did so we slipped off the path into the woods a little to do our business.

Damn that reminds me of another time with another GF many years before that messing around as we hiked part of Mt. Rainer. Almost go caught several times by fellow hikers. lol

[alexISthrowed]

Me and my gf decided to go get some food, she was horny. She decided we should have sex well I drive. She got on top and rode the shit out of me well I drove down the road. It was extremely dangerous. Way worse than drunk driving.

[Honkey_Kong]

I know it was legal at least up to a couple of years ago because there was case on the news about it. Yeah just a little bit young although it was not uncommon just 100 years ago and most people started families at 14 or so then. Still seems weird.

Yet you don't think it's weird that a guy your age is picking up barely legal Thai chicks.. hahhahahahah, you're kind of my idol.

[lovbyts]

Yet you don't think it's weird that a guy your age is picking up barely legal Thai chicks.. hahhahahahah, you're kind of my idol.

18+1 day is as legal as 40+ Hell I dont pick them up, I let them come to my typically. That's one of the nice things about Thai and Filipinos, all you have to do is be available and they will find you.
I have honestly on several occasions had girls driving in cars, riding bikes or in a jeepony who stopped to ask me where I was going, if I'm with anyone and wanted to go with them.

I got my hair cut last week (at an Asian salon of course) and I was sort of speechless when after the haircut she asked me if I wanted to go get something to eat. I think I literally shuddered. She is very cute also but I dont think my woman would have appreciated it much and she goes there also sometimes. LOL I dont think she recognized me even though I have been in there a few times before.

I have to admit though it does make you feel sort of like a dirty old man when you find out after 3 or 4 dates that the girl you are seeing her father is a few years younger than you and she wants you to meet the family. Awkward...

[Honkey_Kong]

18+1 day is as legal as 40+ Hell I dont pick them up, I let them come to my typically. That's one of the nice things about Thai and Filipinos, all you have to do is be available and they will find you.
I have honestly on several occasions had girls driving in cars, riding bikes or in a jeepony who stopped to ask me where I was going, if I'm with anyone and wanted to go with them.

I got my hair cut last week (at an Asian salon of course) and I was sort of speechless when after the haircut she asked me if I wanted to go get something to eat. I think I literally shuddered. She is very cute also but I dont think my woman would have appreciated it much and she goes there also sometimes. LOL I dont think she recognized me even though I have been in there a few times before.

I have to admit though it does make you feel sort of like a dirty old man when you find out after 3 or 4 dates that the girl you are seeing her father is a few years younger than you and she wants you to meet the family. Awkward...

Dude, you kind of are a dirty old man hahahahah. But I think every single one of us wants to be banging a girl young enough to be our daughter, when we're 40+ But yeah that's definitely awkward. You know what'd be even more Awkward, banging her in her parent's house after you find out her parents are younger than you are.

[lovbyts]

Dude, you kind of are a dirty old man hahahahah. But I think every single one of us wants to be banging a girl young enough to be our daughter, when we're 40+ But yeah that's definitely awkward. You know what'd be even more Awkward, banging her in her parent's house after you find out her parents are younger than you are.

How many people/guys would not want to be in Hugh Hefner's place? Enough said.

[Honkey_Kong]

How many people/guys would not want to be in Hugh Hefner's place? Enough said.

Well actually, I don't know know if I'd want to be in his place. Surrounded by all those hot chicks and he can't get it up. Sounds like hell kind of. And I know he's got viagra, but at his age, I don't know if he really uses it.

[thegodfather]

GodFather, who knew you were such a horn dog??? Even more respect...

Hahahaha...thanks bro....I actually can think of a few more....

I was dating this chick, and she joined my gym, we had both just moved back home from college after we graduated.....Anyway, we went at the same time, not really working out together, but just there at the same time...We got out to the parking lot, and we both had trucks at this point, so shes in spandex and a sports bra...Its about close time at the gym, dark as sit in the parkin lot an our trucks are next to each other, we're both covered in sweat from our workouts, so we open the door to her truck and mine, she pulls her spandex down and i just pull my gym shorts down a little and start smashin her from behind while she grabs anything she can inside her truck, but we're both standing in the parking lot still, just kinda usin the doors for cover, and she didnt bend over, she arched her back and tilted her head back, she was diggin her nails into my side tryin to pull me into her as hard as possible....I was trying to bust as fast as possible because we were screwing in the middle of a dark parking lot of a shopping center, lol...With all the endorphins flowing from our workout, coupled with sex, coupled with ****ing in the middle of a parking lot, it was like an entire brain&body rush, most intense shit ever.....

Anyway, those comments about you being a dirty old man, reminded me of that one dude on here who was hating on you BIG TIME. Remember that clown, who was saying he thought you were disgusting, and the fact that you bang younger Asian girls is gross and you're the equivalent of a pedo and shit....How he thought you were a scumbag....It's funny when people on the board whom you've never really interacted with, but have clearly watched your posts enough go off and say some shit like that because they're emasculated or insecure for some reason and need to hate on you for getting it in at an older age....

[gixxerboy1]

The AR Lounge

[The Bear 79]

The AR Lounge

It's true.............I saw them both.............one very physically fit muscular guy...................& then there was Gixx.......

[RoadToHuge]

On the beach at night in Hawaii with people walking by as she was orgasming and spasming . Fun stuff.

[dan991]

It's true.............I saw them both.............one very physically fit muscular guy...................& then there was Gixx.......

It's not nice to pick on the little kids.......

[lovbyts]

Hahahaha...thanks bro....I actually can think of a few more....

I was dating this chick, and she joined my gym, we had both just moved back home from college after we graduated.....Anyway, we went at the same time, not really working out together, but just there at the same time...We got out to the parking lot, and we both had trucks at this point, so shes in spandex and a sports bra...Its about close time at the gym, dark as sit in the parkin lot an our trucks are next to each other, we're both covered in sweat from our workouts, so we open the door to her truck and mine, she pulls her spandex down and i just pull my gym shorts down a little and start smashin her from behind while she grabs anything she can inside her truck, but we're both standing in the parking lot still, just kinda usin the doors for cover, and she didnt bend over, she arched her back and tilted her head back, she was diggin her nails into my side tryin to pull me into her as hard as possible....I was trying to bust as fast as possible because we were screwing in the middle of a dark parking lot of a shopping center, lol...With all the endorphins flowing from our workout, coupled with sex, coupled with ****ing in the middle of a parking lot, it was like an entire brain&body rush, most intense shit ever.....

Anyway, those comments about you being a dirty old man, reminded me of that one dude on here who was hating on you BIG TIME. Remember that clown, who was saying he thought you were disgusting, and the fact that you bang younger Asian girls is gross and you're the equivalent of a pedo and shit....How he thought you were a scumbag....It's funny when people on the board whom you've never really interacted with, but have clearly watched your posts enough go off and say some shit like that because they're emasculated or insecure for some reason and need to hate on you for getting it in at an older age....

Do I remember? He is the only one I have ever had real problems with i could not resolve and even through PM all he did was attack me. Admin had to put a stop to it

I know why you bring it up also. I jinxed myself by bringing it up to someone the other day sayimg I was glad he is gone for good only to see he was back today after a year+ being gone using a bogus name.

Thank you admin, he is banned again. I hope he gets stampled by a moose.

PS thegodfather,
Your memory is far too good. I Suggest you stay away noopept. I'm afraid if you were to use it you may evolve and transcend beyond the need of your physical body and we would no longer you here 2 enlightened ue with your wisdom.

[Times Roman]

I see my little story pales in comparison to some......................

what was bold and daring 30 years ago seems to be pretty vanilla today

[GirlyGymRat]

I see my little story pales in comparison to some......................

what was bold and daring 30 years ago seems to be pretty vanilla today

TR. have u read 50 shades??? Perhaps 2nite a good nite to sneak the wife's copy?!?!?!?

[dan991]

GGR... where's the weirdest place you've had sex......

[--->>405<<---]

Isn't that statutory rape? lol

nah.. in georgia the age of consent was 14yrs old and then they decided to get respectable and increase it to 16..

now it may be higher this was in 1998..

[--->>405<<---]

one weird time for me was in my bedroom during high school after school. both my parents were home and my door to my room didnt lock. so i did the ole pull the shorts and panties over to the side deal and was mid-stroke when my mom (LOL) came to my door and knocked on the door and started talking to me. i had to talk back and all she woulda had to do was open the door and she wouldve seen my little winkie going in and out this girl..

that was "weird".. LOL..

(i think my mom knew me well enuff to realize her presence and a door that doesnt lock was no deterrent and so she used her better judgement to spare us both nightmarish memories and left the door where it stood)..