CRAZY Nutcake Girl Friend->(EX-girlfriend)

[956Vette]

What a bitch, what a bitch, what a BITCH!........I just ended a five year relationship with this girl. I wont bore you all to death w/ too many details, but here it goes.

I just finished kicking her out of my house, and throwing all her stuff out on my front lawn. (Microwave, desk, chair, clothes, pillows....etc.) Things were rough about a year ago, then see finally went to a head doctor and was perscribed antidepressants and klonopin for her crazyies. I dont think she had taken her pills today, and she went nuts! Was antagonizing me, wouldnt quit, then told me she wanted all her stuff and to leave-but you know she was just trying to delay things.

So, i ended up having to forcefully throw her out of my room-and she claims i hurt her. This was also when she had all her belongings, and had no reason to stay. From there i finally got everything out of my house, and she finally left.

I feel real bad about hurting her, but it was the last thing i wanted to do. I told her clearly, several times to leave, or else i will make you...(she was the one who wanted to leave in the first place..)

This incident really scared me, and now i think i am realizing the severity of crazy women on depression medication/bipolar women.... I cannot image what would happen to this girl going through menopause, etc. Wow... I vow to never have anything to do with crazy, bipolar, chemically imbalanced women.

I dont know if any of this makes sense, i took some percodan after it happened to calm me down, and to go to sleep-I have two final exams tomarrow starting at 7am! Dammit!!!! sorry yall, i just had to vent, hope you all understand.

Anyone else have a crazy girlfriend story they want to share?

[peam]

I think all women are chemically imbalanced at one point or another but not to the extent of your ex. I'm sorry that your relationship had to end that way but it seems like you'll be better off without her. I don't have any crazy boyfriend stories to share though... sorry. I'm sure my time will come.

[956Vette]

thanks for your sympathy peam. I think everything happens for a reason, so i am probably better off.

[chevy44]

i can relate (somewhat).
my brother was dating this psycho, who in 3 yrs had been pregnant 6 times and had 6 abortions (so she says). she would call about 25 times/ minute and stalk my house! my bro (being the nice guy that he is) kept trying to be FRIENDS w/ this girl (afraid she might kill herself w/ out him), and after a week of being FRIENDS she would go crazy and start the psychoness all over again. i think the worst and last time she came around was one night when i was leaving to go out (10 pm) she was outside crying to him and yelling and shit. 5 hours later (3 in da morning when i returned, as i pulled up into my driveway, i saw her fucking shadow in the bushes knocking on the window. i had to RUN inside my house so she wouldnt follow me in, and then she began to cry, and tell me how my bro had impregnated her again! anyways to make a long story short, shes a fucking psycho, and ur not alone!!!!!!

[peam]

damn... where do ya'll find these girls? that's insane!

[Terinox]

Sorry to hear that bro, seems like a lot of people are having girl problems lately. For now, just forget it, concentrate on your finals, things will turn out for the better

Good luck on the exams!

[rxarms]

My soon to be ex-wife keeps bothering me. She calls my folks house at 5am to talk to me. Calls my cell phone constantly. She just wants to yell at me, cus and argue. I finally told her I don't want to talk to her at all and to call my lawyer if she has any questions. What do you say about that for krazy chicks?

[sd11]

Sorry to hear Vette, but a little piece of advice never put your hands on a woman, especially when she's really mad at you it's just something for her to use against you even if its something really simple like carrying her out of your house. Next thing you know cops will be at your door and your ass will be going to jail.

[956Vette]

Originally posted by sd11
Sorry to hear Vette, but a little piece of advice never put your hands on a woman, especially when she's really mad at you it's just something for her to use against you even if its something really simple like carrying her out of your house. Next thing you know cops will be at your door and your ass will be going to jail.

I know, the last thing i wanted to do was to put my hands on her. I do treat women with respect, and feel that is VERY important. This was just a situation where i did not know how to carry myself. I dont feel i really hurt her. All i did was pretty much just go up to her quickly and huged her really hard and carried her for about 5 ft. Then, she was just nuts, and fell to the ground like jello-(kindof like an infant would do)

I dont think she is the kind of girl that would go to the cops, but i am sure she'll probably tell me she is pregnant in about a week or two.

[Red Ketchup]

Many many moons ago, back when I was in college I had my exposure to insanity...

This girl was stalking me and wouldn't take no for an answer. And of course, nice guy that I am I wanted to just be friendly with her. After all she was in half my classes... (guess why eh?)

Well, to make a long story short, she hounded me, called me, showed up at my door at all hours... at first I was nice to her and tried to make her understand that she was a nice person but I wasn't interested in a relationship... a few months later when she didn't quit, I was telling to leave me the fuck alone.

Of course that wasn't good enough for her... I was playing "hard to get"... so the next step was the restraining order... which didn't do much but you'd think it sends a pretty clear message (In case "Look you crazy bitch, leave me the fuck alone! I don't want to see you!" wasn't clear enough).

Of course she keps calling me, and when she showed at my door, I'd had enough and called the cops to have the court order enforced. They showed up, arrested her, she went totally berzerk and hurt 2 cops, needless to say she went straight to the mental ward...

...from which she proptly escaped, hitchhiked to some truckstop somewhere in buttfuck Ontario, and proceded to call me (she got my answering machine) and leave me a play by play message as she was slitting her wrists and how it was all my fault.

Of course being in a truck stop, she was found right away, sent to hospital "mental ward" and she stayed there over a year.

Doctors finally diagnosed her properly, medicated her and she's now ok. She lives with her girlfriend out west and we kept in very loose contact by snailmail once a year (the xmas card thing).

To this day I still wonder if her failure in persuing me turned her off men, or if the whole thing was caused by her not wanting to admit she was a lesbian in the first place (plus the fact she was off her rocker)?

Hey bro, yer not alone

Red

[mammoth]

Has anybody ever seen the movie 'Swimfan'? hehe

[956Vette]

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
...from which she proptly escaped, hitchhiked to some truckstop somewhere in buttfuck Ontario, and proceded to call me (she got my answering machine) and leave me a play by play message as she was slitting her wrists and how it was all my fault.


Red

Wow, THe sucide attempts have to be the worst!
My ex-girl also had slit her wrists before. She also flipped shit before and tried to escape my house and run onto the highway! ON the highway incident i wrestled her down in the backyard and everything. She was literally trying to kill me too. She was racking me, punching me, pinching, biting....When i finally dragged her ass back in the house, she attacked again, and i had to almost slam her head into the tile floor to get her to chill out. Thank god i remembered some wrestling moves back in high school. Then, later she ended up on the highway when some friends tried to intervien-they didnt know how psyhco she was, and left her alone for a moment.
She also has tried the pill overdose, and alcohol route to kill herself.

On one hand, i do feel sorry for those with mental problems, but F*ck, I have experienced enough.

Yeah, thank GOD this relationship has come to an end.

[CrazyRussian]

i have an ex that goes to UCLA and cheerleads and whenever she finds out im with another girl or even if i metnion another girls name around here, despite the fact i havent dated her in over a year, she says she will kill them and beat them up, she always wants to come "visit" but if she does it will be drama drama dram and the scary thing is that i believe her when she says she will do crazy shit.

[novicemarine]

Similar story to CrazyRussian... I've got an ex from a few years ago that some how knows everytime I get a girl that I'm real close with. She never knows about my flings, but she must have someone back home or something as I keep little contact with anyone that she would know. I don't get wrapped up in women; I've actually left myself to be hurt once and it blew up in my face. The rest were just flat out crazy. Even the women of my family are crazy, save my sister. The only reason I keep an open mind about women is because I know there must be one as sound and rational as her out there somewhere. But something tells me she'll marry rich.

[ripped4fsu]

Been there, done that,, I had a total head case go off on me one time. We only knew each other about a week when I started to notice the signs... showing up at my work, leaving notes on my car, front door, fridge, shower curtain, etc... So I told her I didn't think we were right for each other... WRONG thing to say.. She started crying hysterically and then lit into me like a mini-Mike Tyson! So I had to pick her up and toss her (kicking and screaming) into the breezeway at my apartment. So she sits against my door crying and cussing for like 45 minutes… OMG talk about embarrassing.. but wait, it gets better… the neighbors call the cops, so they show up and she starts telling them I hit her and all this shit…. I’m thinking about just saying “excuse me officer, could you please just shoot me now and put me out of this misery!?” So, one of the cops takes me aside and asked me what happened,,, luckily she had connected on a few swings so I had scratches and shit all over my face, and she was pretty much unhurt. So she starts screaming at me AGAIN… but this time the cops grab her and escort her to her car. Then the one cop came back and asked me how long we had been together…. When I told him 8 days he about died laughing and said… “You sure can pick ‘em boy!” fucking nightmare… I almost joined the monastery after that shit…

[Umberto]

Awesome fucking thread.

Nothing too crazy here but...
My first "real" girlfriend in highschool was a little wacky. A real loud, bitchy, ball-busting bitch. We got in to a bad argument at her house and she told me to leave. As I was getting in my truck she runs and gets in my truck and wouldnt get out. I wanted so bad to kick her out and leave. But she wouldnt go. (female imbalances: she tells me to leave and then wont let me go) Finally after like 30 minutes I go inside and get her dad. He grabs her around the waist and pulls while shes kicking and screaming, meanwhile breaking my side mirror. She tells me to goto hell and never call her. Im like OK. 20 minutes later shes blowing up my cell (female imbalances)

As I look back, I was so innocent and naive. I didnt know any better than to put up with shit like that if your "in love". I was so whipped.
I guess thats why Im such an asshole now. I revel in trying to get as many woman as possible (as long as their hot). I gotta make the rules now. I will never date a loud bitchy girl ever again. Now I only go for SWEET, QUIET and SMART girls. Which is very feminine. I love feminine girls!

[956Vette]

Originally posted by Umberto
Awesome fucking thread.

Nothing too crazy here but...
My first "real" girlfriend in highschool was a little wacky. A real loud, bitchy, ball-busting bitch. We got in to a bad argument at her house and she told me to leave. As I was getting in my truck she runs and gets in my truck and wouldnt get out. I wanted so bad to kick her out and leave. But she wouldnt go. (female imbalances: she tells me to leave and then wont let me go) Finally after like 30 minutes I go inside and get her dad. He grabs her around the waist and pulls while shes kicking and screaming, meanwhile breaking my side mirror. She tells me to goto hell and never call her. Im like OK. 20 minutes later shes blowing up my cell (female imbalances)

As I look back, I was so innocent and naive. I didnt know any better than to put up with shit like that if your "in love". I was so whipped.
I guess thats why Im such an asshole now. I revel in trying to get as many woman as possible (as long as their hot). I gotta make the rules now. I will never date a loud bitchy girl ever again. Now I only go for SWEET, QUIET and SMART girls. Which is very feminine. I love feminine girls!

You are right on. I love the "female imbalances" part!

I absolutely hate load, obnoxious bitches!

[peam]

damn crazy bitches.... ya'll need a girl like me

[956Vette]

Originally posted by peam
damn crazy bitches.... ya'll need a girl like me

Hmmmmm...so where exactly above the equator are you?

[jarrett]

damn women they all crazy in my book!!!!

cant live with them cant have sex with out them

[ripsid]

OH Man! I've had a few...
Dated one where she f's around on me and I'm like that's it i'm done, Imove out. She flips, and it goes on on for a few months, I didn't want her to hurt herself and I ended up kind of making it worse by staying around, but she kept trying to off her self. I'd go to her house she'd be like "Let me smell youD*K I know you're F*N other chicks!" Man! What fun that was.
I got married and right after I married her, she changed! Man like a f'n light switch...I couldn't believe it, I was like I'm done! ends up she's prego, which made it worse!!! Anyways fast forward about 4 years, she keeps reciting from the bible and how everything is biblical...and god talked to her! OH F*! She ended up Bi-polar, (her dad was MAJOR BI-POLAR,,,,Stupid me!!!!!!!!!!!!) anyways, she's was a total A***ole! would leave the kids in there rooms while she slept all sorts of shit! I mean, she'd sleep all f'n day and I'm running around the house cleaning and mr . momming it! What the f*!
Funny joke for you!...Guess who gets married on Independence day!????? SID? Yep!
Better luck this time!

[chevy44]

Another crazy bitch story from chevy44:
i dated this girl when i was about 15, we went out for about 8 months, and then i ended it because she lived tooo far and we had no way of seeing eachother. she calls me about a yr and a half later (after she broke up w/ her boyfriend of 9 months) and asks me if we can hang out, so to make it short we start kickin it on the weekends, and one day when i was at her house things were getting "hot and heavy" and it came to the point where we were about to "do the dirty", (to all the men out there, u know that nothing short of a fire can stop u whenu get to a certain point) now i was at that "certain point" and right when it was happening she stops me and says "wait i have to tell u something!" and im like "WHAT?" and then she says w/ a smile on her face, " IM PREGNANT!" . OMG I almost had sex w/ a girl who was 2 months pregnant w/ another mans baby! so i fucking grabbed allll my clothes and took off! and then she has the nerve to fucking ask me "whyd u stop?" let it be known that the crazy ass girl still calls me!!

[Big Rush]

OMG...you guys crack me up.....i'm glad i like the nice/smart/down-to-earth/hot chix.......LOL.....fucka psycho bitch...i've seen some of my boys go through some crazy shit and i vouched to myself that i will never allow that to happen

[Animal Cracker]

I have unfortunately had a stint or two with some psycho-hooks...never again!

[BlocRoc]

This one chick I dated a while back, It got so bad that she was stalking me for over two years! At one point....she so regularly would break into my car that I took everything out of it because she would break the windows just to steal my things!

I ended up never locking my car so she could get in it because insurance was not going to pay for something like 5 windows in less than a year!

It was madness....

TO this day she claims that she became a lesbian because of me!

Crazy Cooches!

L8

[956Vette]

Originally posted by BlocRoc
This one chick I dated a while back, It got so bad that she was stalking me for over two years! At one point....she so regularly would break into my car that I took everything out of it because she would break the windows just to steal my things!

I ended up never locking my car so she could get in it because insurance was not going to pay for something like 5 windows in less than a year!

It was madness....

TO this day she claims that she became a lesbian because of me!

Crazy Cooches!

L8

Wow, i hope it wasnt an impala SS like the one in your avatar! What a bitch

[rxarms]

You guys are scaring me now. I told you all how I told my soon to be ex-wife to leave me alone and call my lawyer if she wants to talk to me. Well, she stopped calling and it has been 3 days now without one phone call. I thought this was good untill hearing your all crazy ass stories. I hope she doesn't do anything crazy to me??

[clockworks]

bahahaha, exactly...=)

Originally posted by jarrett
cant live with them cant have sex with out them

[WS6_KID]

Originally posted by 956Vette
What a bitch, what a bitch, what a BITCH!........I just ended a five year relationship with this girl. I wont bore you all to death w/ too many details, but here it goes.

I just finished kicking her out of my house, and throwing all her stuff out on my front lawn. (Microwave, desk, chair, clothes, pillows....etc.) Things were rough about a year ago, then see finally went to a head doctor and was perscribed antidepressants and klonopin for her crazyies. I dont think she had taken her pills today, and she went nuts! Was antagonizing me, wouldnt quit, then told me she wanted all her stuff and to leave-but you know she was just trying to delay things.

So, i ended up having to forcefully throw her out of my room-and she claims i hurt her. This was also when she had all her belongings, and had no reason to stay. From there i finally got everything out of my house, and she finally left.

I feel real bad about hurting her, but it was the last thing i wanted to do. I told her clearly, several times to leave, or else i will make you...(she was the one who wanted to leave in the first place..)

This incident really scared me, and now i think i am realizing the severity of crazy women on depression medication/bipolar women.... I cannot image what would happen to this girl going through menopause, etc. Wow... I vow to never have anything to do with crazy, bipolar, chemically imbalanced women.

I dont know if any of this makes sense, i took some percodan after it happened to calm me down, and to go to sleep-I have two final exams tomarrow starting at 7am! Dammit!!!! sorry yall, i just had to vent, hope you all understand.

Anyone else have a crazy girlfriend story they want to share?

My girl is bi-polar, is this what happens when she's off the meds??????? HELLLLP!

[956Vette]

Sorry WS6, its going to happen eventually. make sure she takes her pills!!!

[chicamahomico]

My girl is bi-polar, is this what happens when she's off the meds??????? HELLLLP!

Ever see the movie fatal attraction.....? She'll cook your rabbit. I've only seen one skitzo bipolar person break down and it was one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

[956Vette]

Now i have a question:
How to keep Psycho Bitch AWAY???

She keeps on driving to my house and calling me! I wont let her inside my house, or really talk to her. Any suggestions besides trying to ignore her?

[Red Ketchup]

Restraining order...

Red

[BLOOD]

whoa, I thought I had my run in with crazy women... makes my troubles seem like everyday tasks

[BUYLONGTERM]

What does all these stories have in common? Women are fucking Crazy!!!!!! I know us bro's have issues, but GOD, I've never onced found a chic who is normal...Ever wonder why women don't have long time friends that are women? I was married 11 years to a girl who I thought was an angel. Well, I'm now divorced, and she's fucking my x best friend....Yeah, so I'm sick and tired of being mr. nice guy.

[956Vette]

ALRIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT!

I was just in crazy's apartment, (when she wasnt there) trying get back a ring a bought for her. I happened to come across a pic of her laying in a bathroom floor topless, and in another guys shorts!!!! FU*KIN WHORE!!! (not that i never cheated on her, but that's not the point-all this time i thought i had the "upper hand")

So, i took the naked pic. Should i mail it to her parents??? I bet theyd cut her off, stop paying for her school and everything!

As of right now, all i did was leave her a threatening message on her phone, and said i am pretty much holding the pic as colateral for the ring.

SO, Should i mail the pic???

[bradtn]

dude all this stuff going on and then you go to her apartment??? now she can have you arrested for breaking and entering AND theft! be careful man or you're really gonna give her the upper hand... legally... aw man. bro there is nothing but trouble for you from going in there and taking that pic. hope the best for you but I think you messed up.

[956Vette]

I realize that, but i did not break in. I called her roommate and asked for permission to get in. I did not even find my ring, all i took was a drunken slutty pic of her that was laying out.
Thanks for the heads up though, didnt even think about that.

[bradtn]

Whew, that's cool. If you got permission from the roomate you'll probably be okay. That sucks though finding that pic... not sure what I would do in that situation either! I think you should just hang onto it. It's like an ace in the hole bro. Don't throw your cards until you need them.

[956Vette]

Hey good analogy bradtn. I think i am going to hang on to it until i get my ring back. I just hope that whore didnt pawn it before i can!!!