Roman's Insult Corner

[MuttonChop]

So you come here not knowing what's going to happen?

Really?

That just shows how fuggin stupid you are.

You thought you could come here thinking this is some kind of joke.

But let me tell you pal...
....you're the freaking joke!

You're so fukkin stupid, you're the only one I know that goes to a gay steam room...

....and bends over to pick up the damn quarters off the floor.

Don't even get me started on your poor family lineage!

Now go and have a shitty rest of the day

Yo watch it Roman, I don't like people insulting me. I come here to read some decent conversations and you hurt me like this? I might have failed at life but that doesn't give you the right to call me a joke. Sure, my wife and kids left me, but that does NOT make me a joke.

And don't you dare fukking call me gay. You don't know how it is like when the wife leaves and you left there alone, night after night, masturbating to pictures of androgynous models. Carlos might be black and he might make me sore for days, but he makes the nights less lonely. It's not gay because I use a rubber...so technically, his dick never touches me.

I don't think you understand the value of quarters, you moron. I pick them up because they serve the dual purpose of showing off my amazing glutes as well as funding my visits to my therapist.

Sure, my great grandmother used to be a whore, but that doesn't mean my family lineage is bad. In fact, my grand dad was a highly respected soldier in the Nazi army...so there!

And no, you fukking have a shitty day. I think I was down by 1 lb today. I felt sucidal. All this hardwork and my body repays me by going DOWN in weight? Fukk this shit man!!

[The Bear 79]

Yo watch it Roman, I don't like people insulting me. I come here to read some decent conversations and you hurt me like this? I might have failed at life but that doesn't give you the right to call me a joke. Sure, my wife and kids left me, but that does NOT make me a joke.

And don't you dare fukking call me gay. You don't know how it is like when the wife leaves and you left there alone, night after night, masturbating to pictures of androgynous models. Carlos might be black and he might make me sore for days, but he makes the nights less lonely. It's not gay because I use a rubber...so technically, his dick never touches me.

I don't think you understand the value of quarters, you moron. I pick them up because they serve the dual purpose of showing off my amazing glutes as well as funding my visits to my therapist.

Sure, my great grandmother used to be a whore, but that doesn't mean my family lineage is bad. In fact, my grand dad was a highly respected soldier in the Nazi army...so there!

And no, you fukking have a shitty day. I think I was down by 1 lb today. I felt sucidal. All this hardwork and my body repays me by going DOWN in weight? Fukk this shit man!!

Jeez dude..................is this an insult or a suicide note..........

[calgarian]

So you come here not knowing what's going to happen?

Really?

That just shows how fuggin stupid you are.

You thought you could come here thinking this is some kind of joke.

But let me tell you pal...
....you're the freaking joke!

You're so fukkin stupid, you're the only one I know that goes to a gay steam room...

....and bends over to pick up the damn quarters off the floor.

Don't even get me started on your poor family lineage!

Now go and have a shitty rest of the day

hey old man whats wrong couldnt perform in the sack???? so that gives you right to insult people so you forget about lack of libido?

[stpete]

I'm coming to Nor Cal to run my 350 thru TR's nice manicured lawn. Then i'm gonna mess up his house, send in my guys to underbid everyone and take his money! They're is a plan!

[>Good Luck<]

TR will be absent for a few more hours... He is out having his hearing aids adjusted, being fitted for compression stockings and having a boil lanced from his anus. It really stirs up his varicose veins and disturbs his rectal boil when he has to chase youngsters off his property for walking on his lawn. The hearing aid adjustments are so he can hear them coming.


Now stpete, when you tear up the lawn with the 350, make sure you take notice to his underbite and the grey psoriasis patches all over his arm when he is shaking his fist at you

TR, maybe I can help you... You just get that second foot into the grave, and I'll backfill for you.. Cuz the only thing I see you pressing anytime soon is DAISIES!

[Times Roman]

Yo watch it Roman, I don't like people insulting me. I come here to read some decent conversations and you hurt me like this? I might have failed at life but that doesn't give you the right to call me a joke. Sure, my wife and kids left me, but that does NOT make me a joke.

And don't you dare fukking call me gay. You don't know how it is like when the wife leaves and you left there alone, night after night, masturbating to pictures of androgynous models. Carlos might be black and he might make me sore for days, but he makes the nights less lonely. It's not gay because I use a rubber...so technically, his dick never touches me.

I don't think you understand the value of quarters, you moron. I pick them up because they serve the dual purpose of showing off my amazing glutes as well as funding my visits to my therapist.

Sure, my great grandmother used to be a whore, but that doesn't mean my family lineage is bad. In fact, my grand dad was a highly respected soldier in the Nazi army...so there!

And no, you fukking have a shitty day. I think I was down by 1 lb today. I felt sucidal. All this hardwork and my body repays me by going DOWN in weight? Fukk this shit man!!

ha ha ha! yo mate! you come to the insult corner, and feel insulted because I insulted you? But see, you are looking at it all wrong. By me insulting you in the insult corner, that means you mean enough to me for me to spend my time insulting you. Had I not felt you were worthy of insulting, I would have just ignored yer dumb ass. See? Make sense? So when you get insulted in the insult corner, that's a good thing! Now, if that doesn't make sense, tell me and I will speak slower, so you can see my lips move. and i can repeat myself several times so it sinks in. Sometimes, it will take a few times to get past the concrete you have for a head. Kapeesh?

hey old man whats wrong couldnt perform in the sack???? so that gives you right to insult people so you forget about lack of libido?

and here comes Cal. Hey bud! what's up? Canada ran out of fatties, so now you have a little freee time? You know, if you hang out in front of Walmart, I'm sure you can find some huge sows that may accept your offer of rolling em in some flour before playing? I've got a ten pound sack of flour you can have, as I'm sure you must be out by now?

I'm coming to Nor Cal to run my 350 thru TR's nice manicured lawn. Then i'm gonna mess up his house, send in my guys to underbid everyone and take his money! They're is a plan!

You still riding that 1968 Honda 350? I know that's alot of machine for you, so be careful. wouldn't want that bad boy getting away from you!

TR will be absent for a few more hours... He is out having his hearing aids adjusted, being fitted for compression stockings and having a boil lanced from his anus. It really stirs up his varicose veins and disturbs his rectal boil when he has to chase youngsters off his property for walking on his lawn. The hearing aid adjustments are so he can hear them coming.


Now stpete, when you tear up the lawn with the 350, make sure you take notice to his underbite and the grey psoriasis patches all over his arm when he is shaking his fist at you

TR, maybe I can help you... You just get that second foot into the grave, and I'll backfill for you.. Cuz the only thing I see you pressing anytime soon is DAISIES!

Damn mate! I didn't know you really cared? You'd do all that for me? (sniff) I'm touched! I'm surprised you didn't bring up my needing air freshners due to the rotting meat smell anytime I enter the room? You must be slipping.............?

[MuttonChop]

ha ha ha! yo mate! you come to the insult corner, and feel insulted because I insulted you? But see, you are looking at it all wrong. By me insulting you in the insult corner, that means you mean enough to me for me to spend my time insulting you. Had I not felt you were worthy of insulting, I would have just ignored yer dumb ass. See? Make sense? So when you get insulted in the insult corner, that's a good thing! Now, if that doesn't make sense, tell me and I will speak slower, so you can see my lips move. and i can repeat myself several times so it sinks in. Sometimes, it will take a few times to get past the concrete you have for a head. Kapeesh?

Listen man...no need to make fun of my head. It is indeed a bit on the bigger and heavier size for normal humans, but it definitely has no concrete in it. In fact, how would I be alive if I had concrete in it? Go take a biology class man. You definitely need it since your engrish indicate you no passed hiischcool. And perhaps you need to post an avi with your actual body in it cuz for all we know, you could just be a 11 year old skinny wannabe.

[stpete]

hahahahahaha.......full of it you are!

[Times Roman]

Listen man...no need to make fun of my head. It is indeed a bit on the bigger and heavier size for normal humans, but it definitely has no concrete in it. In fact, how would I be alive if I had concrete in it? Go take a biology class man. You definitely need it since your engrish indicate you no passed hiischcool. And perhaps you need to post an avi with your actual body in it cuz for all we know, you could just be a 11 year old skinny wannabe.

how would you know that unless you were stalking me? You need to find you a woman instead of stalking skinny 11 year old boys!

[MuttonChop]

how would you know that unless you were stalking me? You need to find you a woman instead of stalking skinny 11 year old boys!

How do you know about my criminal record?

OMG!! You are stalking ME!

Edit: And good sir, they were not 11.

[TheClinch]

how would you know that unless you were stalking me? You need to find you a woman instead of stalking skinny 11 year old boys!

Thats pure gold! Hahahahaha