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    What would happen if you shot steroids into your eye?

    ....I don't know. JJust thought I'd add another ridiculous thread into the mix....?

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    This is a common side effect I am told

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    Superman's Laser Vision come on that's an easy one.

    But only if you take your AI .

    If you don't take your AI then you'll start wearing mascara n eye shadow.

    And become a Meat Gazer
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    lolol

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    a meat gazer?? that does not sound good..

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    a meat gazer?? that does not sound good..
    You know Every locker room has them.

    Those dudes you catch gazing at your Johnson -------------- ( Meat Gazer ) lol

    Now you know why, they injected steroids right in the eyeball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    This is a common side effect I am told

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    Lol! to funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB1982 View Post
    You know Every locker room has them.

    Those dudes you catch gazing at your Johnson -------------- ( Meat Gazer ) lol

    Now you know why, they injected steroids right in the eyeball.
    oh, so that is what those pervs are called?

    10 minutes in the gym, and 45 minutes in the shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB1982 View Post
    You know Every locker room has them.

    Those dudes you catch gazing at your Johnson -------------- ( Meat Gazer ) lol

    Now you know why, they injected steroids right in the eyeball.
    aww man u had to go there didnt u! LOL.. never thought about it before. i hope no one is staring at my johnson.. i personally try to make a conscious effort to NOT look..

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    aww man u had to go there didnt u! LOL.. never thought about it before. i hope no one is staring at my johnson.. i personally try to make a conscious effort to NOT look..
    I have no desire to shower at the gym. I'll just go home instead

    besides, the showers appear dirty and do smell bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post

    oh, so that is what those pervs are called?

    10 minutes in the gym, and 45 minutes in the shower
    Hahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    aww man u had to go there didnt u! LOL.. never thought about it before. i hope no one is staring at my johnson.. i personally try to make a conscious effort to NOT look..


    This actually means you do have gay tendencies. A hetero man would have 100% confidence and not feel the need to not get CAUGHT looking LMAO! 405 HOMO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
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    This actually means you do have gay tendencies. A hetero man would have 100% confidence and not feel the need to not get CAUGHT looking LMAO! 405 HOMO!
    I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

    In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

    In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.
    I'd much rather stand in the ladies shower room with my junk hanging out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I'd much rather stand in the ladies shower room with my junk hanging out.

    MuscleInk
    and your gym membership hasn't been revoked yet?

    ....impressive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

    In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.
    Unfortunately we still need you lol jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Unfortunately we still need you lol jk
    yep. that's right.....

    ....until the tech improves and males become obsolete!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

    In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.
    Too many ppl just are not comfy enough with their sexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Too many ppl just are not comfy enough with their sexuality.
    I've been nude at nudist beaches in germany. Spent a whole summer with my clothes off there.

    Has nothing to do with my sexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post

    Too many ppl just are not comfy enough with their sexuality.
    I'm with TR.
    I'm com with who I am sexually.

    But get REAL uncomfortable when another dude has his eyes locked in on my equipment.
    Or the weirdos that feel the need to hangout naked in the locker room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I've been nude at nudist beaches in germany. Spent a whole summer with my clothes off there.

    Has nothing to do with my sexuality.
    I have been to naked resorts lol. I love how uptight most of the US is about such a thing but Euro's are so free about it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    yep. that's right.....

    ....until the tech improves and males become obsolete!
    I somehow doubt that will ever happen...

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    actually JOB i am the # 1 least homosexual man in the history of non-homosexual men. past, present, and future to the infinite power..

    the reason i make a conscious effort not to look is pretty much like TR said: men naked are fvcking disgusting!! period. i dont wanna see hairy shriveled up wee wee's hanging down or hairy butts and TBH i cant believe 90+% men are even getting laid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
    actually JOB i am the # 1 least homosexual man in the history of non-homosexual men. past, present, and future to the infinite power..

    the reason i make a conscious effort not to look is pretty much like TR said: men naked are fvcking disgusting!! period. i dont wanna see hairy shriveled up wee wee's hanging down or hairy butts and TBH i cant believe 90+% men are even getting laid!
    Hmmmm, you are in Georgia, right?

    Clunk, he might like goats or sheep better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Hmmmm, you are in Georgia, right?

    Clunk, he might like goats or sheep better!
    No...they don't look at another mans junk...they look to see if he has teeth or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    No...they don't look at another mans junk...they look to see if he has teeth or not
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqkVhlY-5A

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po <<-- around 2:30 on they really jam..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I somehow doubt that will ever happen...
    we have enough sperm in sperm banks to populate the world 10x over. each man produces millions of sperm per love making session. all it takes is one swimmer to fertilize an egg...........

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    this thread is so full of good info, maybe we should move it to Q&A where it belongs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    we have enough sperm in sperm banks to populate the world 10x over. each man produces millions of sperm per love making session. all it takes is one swimmer to fertilize an egg...........
    I thought one sperm alone couldn't penetrate the egg and it was a cumulative effort and only one made it through.

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    You guys what to know what really happens. Here you go.. Isn't this pretty?
    PS. Yes that is really me/my eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS View Post
    I thought one sperm alone couldn't penetrate the egg and it was a cumulative effort and only one made it through.
    naw, when i was a little swimmer (i remember it well...) I kicked all the other little swimmers ass FIRST, and then after I beat them all into submission, I casually strolled into the egg where I continued my development. First thing I noticed was the little gym inside the egg. Really helped my development! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    naw, when i was a little swimmer (i remember it well...) I kicked all the other little swimmers ass FIRST, and then after I beat them all into submission, I casually strolled into the egg where I continued my development. First thing I noticed was the little gym inside the egg. Really helped my development! =)
    Lmao!!!!! I wanna read your biography. (or auto biography, I always get them confused)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS View Post
    Lmao!!!!! I wanna read your biography. (or auto biography, I always get them confused)
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ws-Times-Roman

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