What would happen if you shot steroids into your eye?

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 12:49 PM

....I don't know. JJust thought I'd add another ridiculous thread into the mix....?

**Back In Black** · 03-23-2013, 12:53 PM

This is a common side effect I am told

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**DB1982** · 03-23-2013, 01:00 PM

Superman's Laser Vision come on that's an easy one.

But only if you take your AI .

If you don't take your AI then you'll start wearing mascara n eye shadow.

And become a Meat Gazer

**MR-FQ320** · 03-23-2013, 01:14 PM

lolol

**Capebuffalo** · 03-23-2013, 01:18 PM

Pink eye

**stpete** · 03-23-2013, 01:20 PM

haha....

**--->>405<<---** · 03-23-2013, 01:24 PM

a meat gazer?? that does not sound good..

**DB1982** · 03-23-2013, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

a meat gazer?? that does not sound good..

You know Every locker room has them.

Those dudes you catch gazing at your Johnson -------------- ( Meat Gazer ) lol

Now you know why, they injected steroids right in the eyeball.

**Armykid93** · 03-23-2013, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Back In Black

This is a common side effect I am told

<img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=136060"/>

Lol! to funny

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by DB1982

You know Every locker room has them.

Those dudes you catch gazing at your Johnson -------------- ( Meat Gazer ) lol

Now you know why, they injected steroids right in the eyeball.

oh, so that is what those pervs are called?

10 minutes in the gym, and 45 minutes in the shower

**--->>405<<---** · 03-23-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by DB1982

You know Every locker room has them.

Those dudes you catch gazing at your Johnson -------------- ( Meat Gazer ) lol

Now you know why, they injected steroids right in the eyeball.

aww man u had to go there didnt u! LOL.. never thought about it before. i hope no one is staring at my johnson.. i personally try to make a conscious effort to NOT look..

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

aww man u had to go there didnt u! LOL.. never thought about it before. i hope no one is staring at my johnson.. i personally try to make a conscious effort to NOT look..

I have no desire to shower at the gym. I'll just go home instead

besides, the showers appear dirty and do smell bad

**DB1982** · 03-23-2013, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

oh, so that is what those pervs are called?

10 minutes in the gym, and 45 minutes in the shower

Hahahaha.

**warmouth** · 03-23-2013, 03:37 PM

Trenzine.

**Lunk1** · 03-23-2013, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

aww man u had to go there didnt u! LOL.. never thought about it before. i hope no one is staring at my johnson.. i personally try to make a conscious effort to NOT look..

This actually means you do have gay tendencies. A hetero man would have 100% confidence and not feel the need to not get CAUGHT looking LMAO! 405 HOMO!

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

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This actually means you do have gay tendencies. A hetero man would have 100% confidence and not feel the need to not get CAUGHT looking LMAO! 405 HOMO!

I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.

**MuscleInk** · 03-23-2013, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.

I'd much rather stand in the ladies shower room with my junk hanging out.

MuscleInk

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

I'd much rather stand in the ladies shower room with my junk hanging out.

MuscleInk

and your gym membership hasn't been revoked yet?

....impressive!

**ElectraMaddox** · 03-23-2013, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.

Unfortunately we still need you lol jk

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox

Unfortunately we still need you lol jk

yep. that's right.....

....until the tech improves and males become obsolete!

**Lunk1** · 03-23-2013, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I'm about as straight an arrow as they come, but the last thing I want to see is some other dude's equipment. So yeah, I too make a conscious effort to not look.

In fact, guys are so ugly, I'm literally surprised we as a specie have not died off ages ago.

Too many ppl just are not comfy enough with their sexuality.

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Too many ppl just are not comfy enough with their sexuality.

I've been nude at nudist beaches in germany. Spent a whole summer with my clothes off there.

Has nothing to do with my sexuality.

**DB1982** · 03-23-2013, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Too many ppl just are not comfy enough with their sexuality.

I'm with TR.
I'm com with who I am sexually.

But get REAL uncomfortable when another dude has his eyes locked in on my equipment.
Or the weirdos that feel the need to hangout naked in the locker room.

**Lunk1** · 03-23-2013, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I've been nude at nudist beaches in germany. Spent a whole summer with my clothes off there.

Has nothing to do with my sexuality.

I have been to naked resorts lol. I love how uptight most of the US is about such a thing but Euro's are so free about it!

**ElectraMaddox** · 03-23-2013, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

yep. that's right.....

....until the tech improves and males become obsolete!

I somehow doubt that will ever happen...

**--->>405<<---** · 03-23-2013, 05:35 PM

actually JOB i am the # 1 least homosexual man in the history of non-homosexual men. past, present, and future to the infinite power..

the reason i make a conscious effort not to look is pretty much like TR said: men naked are fvcking disgusting!! period. i dont wanna see hairy shriveled up wee wee's hanging down or hairy butts and TBH i cant believe 90+% men are even getting laid!

**RaginCajun** · 03-23-2013, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

actually JOB i am the # 1 least homosexual man in the history of non-homosexual men. past, present, and future to the infinite power..

the reason i make a conscious effort not to look is pretty much like TR said: men naked are fvcking disgusting!! period. i dont wanna see hairy shriveled up wee wee's hanging down or hairy butts and TBH i cant believe 90+% men are even getting laid!

Hmmmm, you are in Georgia, right?

Clunk, he might like goats or sheep better!

**Lunk1** · 03-23-2013, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

Hmmmm, you are in Georgia, right?

Clunk, he might like goats or sheep better!

No...they don't look at another mans junk...they look to see if he has teeth or not

**--->>405<<---** · 03-23-2013, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

No...they don't look at another mans junk...they look to see if he has teeth or not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqkVhlY-5A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po <<-- around 2:30 on they really jam..

**Times Roman** · 03-23-2013, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox

I somehow doubt that will ever happen...

we have enough sperm in sperm banks to populate the world 10x over. each man produces millions of sperm per love making session. all it takes is one swimmer to fertilize an egg...........

AD · 03-23-2013, 09:47 PM

this thread is so full of good info, maybe we should move it to Q&A where it belongs

**austinite** · 03-23-2013, 09:51 PM

Your sclera would change color, for one. But that's the least of your worries at that stage.

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 03-23-2013, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we have enough sperm in sperm banks to populate the world 10x over. each man produces millions of sperm per love making session. all it takes is one swimmer to fertilize an egg...........

I thought one sperm alone couldn't penetrate the egg and it was a cumulative effort and only one made it through.

**lovbyts** · 03-23-2013, 11:16 PM

You guys what to know what really happens. Here you go.. Isn't this pretty?
PS. Yes that is really me/my eye.

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**Times Roman** · 03-24-2013, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

I thought one sperm alone couldn't penetrate the egg and it was a cumulative effort and only one made it through.

naw, when i was a little swimmer (i remember it well...) I kicked all the other little swimmers ass FIRST, and then after I beat them all into submission, I casually strolled into the egg where I continued my development. First thing I noticed was the little gym inside the egg. Really helped my development! =)

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 03-24-2013, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

naw, when i was a little swimmer (i remember it well...) I kicked all the other little swimmers ass FIRST, and then after I beat them all into submission, I casually strolled into the egg where I continued my development. First thing I noticed was the little gym inside the egg. Really helped my development! =)

Lmao!!!!! I wanna read your biography. (or auto biography, I always get them confused)