The Official Continue a Story thread!!

[MINX]

It's common knowledge that Women Have bigger balls than men...

[MINX]

Oh, and here is another picture of myself, taken again on the same holiday last year as the pic with me drinking the oil...

[Butch]

Originally posted by BIG R
EASY ON TEXAS BUTCH!! There are some cool dudes here. All Steer here. Major and Jerrett a fuckin' funny...........Like old friends.

R

BIG R....I was just fuckin with these guys. Jarrett and I go way back and I know majorpecs through Jarrett. Also, I was just poken fun at you guys from Texas. Anyways, there's a hotty from Texas that I am REAL CLOSE too (a female)...so she would get mad if I sad anything bad about Texas.

So I am just playing around BIG R...sorry for the miscommunication.

[Cycleon]

well - there you have it fellas - That is certainly the same person in the avatar (the first one). Never can say for sure these days of course without doing the "crocadile dundee test" but certainly does look like a chick to me - acts like a chick - Methinks what we have is just a randy Minx


Continuing the story:

...... once FKIT sees Minx's picture he prints it out and rushes to put it next to his bathroom mirror and gets out his "hand" lotion, where upon he begins to...

[jarrett]

lube his midget cousins which happen to be twice removed while his sister plays "red rocket" with their dog.

[MINX]

Minx innocently looks at the dog and...

[TheDfromGC]

cant help but get turned on....

[Butch]

But the sister makes it known the dog is off limits.....

[Big Rush]

...but the pet goat is fair game...

[MINX]

minx goes over to the goat and starts to play with it's 10 foot long winky...

[withoutd0ubt]

then minx says it's not big enough and not hot enough so she goes and gets an 11 foot long oil can and...

[FKITLETSGO]

then cycleon says wait here I am i have a 13 inch dick.....and pulls it out and just when minx bends over he realizes she's actually a girl so he gets depressed and hunts for the next alluring victim of his homosexuallity

[Big Rush]

Originally posted by FKITLETSGO
then cycleon says wait here I am i have a 13 inch dick.....and pulls it out and just when minx bends over he realizes she's actually a girl so he gets depressed and hunts for the next alluring victim of his homosexuallity

...he then decideds to go ahead and let minx use the 12' black strap-on dildo and pretends she's a man...

[monstercojones]

and alll the brothers on AR became obsessed with gay sex... YAY!

[Cycleon]

...then FKIT realizes that he has mispelt hetrosexuality and proceeds to cry when he realizes that CYCLEON actually has a 13" dick, while Big Rush is getting turned on.....

[FKITLETSGO]

no monsterco you have it wrong bro very very wrong.......now back to the true story..........after taking it hard for nearly 45 minutes; cyc can tell that minx is becoming very tired. He then realizes that he enjoys wearing little girls out and he wants to wear himself out on a small fragile person....but to maintain his sexuality he has to find a male version of minx....so therefore he calls upon full intensity; who after 19 cycles is still 123 pounds soaking wet....he knows due to full intensity's continuous training that FI will be able to take more but he knows that with four dbol tabs he can wear his little ass out quick

[Cycleon]

...but unfortunately FI is already been worn out by FKIT - who still doenst realize that he mispelt heterosexuality or that he isnt of that persuasion - perhaps he is still in shock at seeing the emensity of CYCLEON's dick...Meanwhile big rush....

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
...but unfortunately FI is already been worn out by FKIT - who still doenst realize that he mispelt heterosexuality or that he isnt of that persuasion - perhaps he is still in shock at seeing the emesity of CYCLEON's dick...Meanwhile big rush....

...goes through seven mach 3 blades trying to shave those bushy eyebrows of his.

[FKITLETSGO]

while shaving his eyebrow's.....a lightbulb clicks on and big rush realizes that while cycleon was making fun of my grammer he actually mispelled heterosexual two different ways which leaves me to believe that he has no clue how to spell it. why ? b/c he only knows how to spell homosexual

[BIG R]

Cycleon, this is looking bad brotha!! How long before you use your Superpowers........to win this gay sex war? Fkitletsgo and Big Rush are double teaming you dude...WTF!!!

.....Meanwhile Big Rush gives up on the Mach 3's and decides to step it up to machine clippers.....ONly He tries to SHAVE MINX's Killer WOLF PUSSY and discovers a 7 inch CLIT!!! Rush tells her to take some PICS for Denice Mancino's Muscle Elegance mag to fit right in with the other BIG CLIT BEASTS.............

[Big Rush]

....big rush suddenly realizes he is not actually jay the juiceman kourich, and he is also loaded like a mofo BTW, and has a nervous break down (all do to the eyebrow coment)...he then encourages cycleon to go bang a man who is actually his type (fag) (minx...well, maybe shes a chick????), anyway, she takes it with the 12' black dildo with a girth of 7' inchs and loves it, but he remembers about the pet goat and then he.....

[FKITLETSGO]

umm big rush i think that same line was used already? hmm maybe someone's eyebrow's are in the line of sight

[Cycleon]

ok, kiddies - enough puerility (which admittedly I am guilty here as well) - back to showing some creativity - an occasional locker room fest is one thing but we cant allow AR to devolve into the celebrated fields of "between the sheets" - whereupon when one can think of nothing origional to say, the only attack left is upon ones sexuality, and do it in a cliche'd manner, a la "Big Rush, you're a FAG" - surely our imaginations are better than this our intelect more enlightened than to stoop to such trivial banality - so lets clean it up a bit or this thread will be closed.












and btw: Big Rush, you're a FAG!

[Big Rush]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
a la "Big Rush, you're a FAG"










and btw: Big Rush, you're a FAG!

no i'm not, i was only joking :sad: :,but i am a 75 yesr old fitness freak with bushy eyebrows, but thats the way god created me so if you have a problem with that take it up with him

[MINX]

minx looks on in amazement as her thread makes over 100 replies, 'wow' thinks minx "does this mean I'm a post whore??"

[Big Rush]

LOL...i just read this post today sober and I don't remember replying last night.

[wrstlr69sdnl]

then everyone realizes that they are all weak and skinney compared to wrstlr

[Big Rush]

Originally posted by wrstlr69sdnl
then everyone realizes that they are all weak and skinney compared to wrstlr

....and then wrstl wakes up from his dream....

[wrstlr69sdnl]

and then wrstlr looks in the mirror and the dream is reality man that guy is sexy

[Decoder]

i still dont give a fuck !

[Butch]

Originally posted by wrstlr69sdnl
and then wrstlr looks in the mirror and the dream is reality man that guy is sexy

Yet, he realizes he was looking at a poster of Arnold....the mirror was on the other side of the room....

[majorpecs]

Originally posted by Decoder
i still dont give a fuck !

Minx stop pissing in Decoders cheerios!!!

[palme]

WTF!? Dont stop! Im so close!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MINX]

Minx then turns around quickly and sees a....

[jarrett]

hot, as in fever hot, oohhh yeah we are talking about vomit every where..