Oh, Google! Your query predictions are oh, so funny!

**austinite** · 09-10-2013, 02:01 AM

**Othello** · 09-10-2013, 02:03 AM

ROFLMAO ^^^^

Id like to listen to someone hinting to his GF she should shave

**austinite** · 09-10-2013, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by Othello

ROFLMAO ^^^^

Id like to listen to someone hinting to his GF she should shave

I've done it. That shit poking me in bed... fvck that. I told the last broad... You have GOT to fvcking shave. And I slept on the couch, by choice. She left and never called after that.

**Othello** · 09-10-2013, 02:09 AM

over here shaving is taken for granted by most women...id say 98% of women shave/wax etc...so I never really had to have such a convo tbh ... the giving head on the other hand is a diff matter altogether ... sometimes its the only alternative as she wants to remain a "virgin"

so no hints needed for that....but lets not get into shady territories as I dont think there is an under 18 restriction on the forum :P

**lovbyts** · 09-10-2013, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by Othello

over here shaving is taken for granted by most women...id say 98% of women shave/wax etc...so I never really had to have such a convo tbh ... the giving head on the other hand is a diff matter altogether ... sometimes its the only alternative as she wants to remain a "virgin"

so no hints needed for that....but lets not get into shady territories as I dont think there is an under 18 restriction on the forum :P

I thought that was what anal sex was for?

**Othello** · 09-10-2013, 02:14 AM

you have that as well but in a car, oral is lets say more "ergonomic" hehehe....

**austinite** · 09-10-2013, 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by Othello

you have that as well but in a car, oral is lets say more "ergonomic" hehehe....

Fun Fact: Oral sex is illegal in Texas.

**Othello** · 09-10-2013, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by austinite

Fun Fact: Oral sex is illegal in Texas.

someone once told me there were weird laws like this ... like its illegal to have sex on the ground between the beds in a hotel room or something...also in the middle ages anal sex was forbidden...sodomy was a sin ( I think it still is somewhere)

I guess those laws must have a base whereby the main intent was to increase the population so any form of sex that would not lead to pregnancy would be banned/outlawed etc...just like its "illegal" to use contraception in Catholicism and its allowed to marry 4 in Islam...all aim at increasing the population...am I spinning off into a conspiracy theory thingy?? hehehehehe

**austinite** · 09-10-2013, 02:26 AM

South Carolina: It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sundays.

I used to vacation with my ex there.

**lovbyts** · 09-10-2013, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Othello

someone once told me there were weird laws like this ... like its illegal to have sex on the ground between the beds in a hotel room or something...also in the middle ages anal sex was forbidden...sodomy was a sin ( I think it still is somewhere)

I guess those laws must have a base whereby the main intent was to increase the population so any form of sex that would not lead to pregnancy would be banned/outlawed etc...just like its "illegal" to use contraception in Catholicism and its allowed to marry 4 in Islam...all aim at increasing the population...am I spinning off into a conspiracy theory thingy?? hehehehehe

its allowed to marry 4 in Islam. Is that the how many you can marry or the age?

**Othello** · 09-10-2013, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

its allowed to marry 4 in Islam. Is that the how many you can marry or the age?

ooops...wont go there....

**Honkey_Kong** · 09-10-2013, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

its allowed to marry 4 in Islam. Is that the how many you can marry or the age?

It's both. Thinking about converting?

**Super-Chump** · 09-10-2013, 07:49 AM

Try this one:

'Is it normal to ' then add any letter of the alphabet after that.

Example: is it normal to e

**Super-Chump** · 09-10-2013, 07:50 AM

Or number

**lovbyts** · 09-10-2013, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

It's both. Thinking about converting?

No thanks.

After 2 back surgeries I couldn't handle the kneeling and bending 3x a day to pray.

**EverettCD** · 09-10-2013, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

Fun Fact: Oral sex is illegal in Texas.

I think that's at a local level i.e. city ordinances. The old state law was removed a few years ago, I think..... Not starting a good ole fashioned oral sex law battle here

I remember seeing something about it on Fox News a while back.

BUT, I am wrong A LOT, just ask my wife.

**austinite** · 09-10-2013, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by EverettCD

I think that's at a local level i.e. city ordinances. The old state law was removed a few years ago, I think..... Not starting a good ole fashioned oral sex law battle here

I remember seeing something about it on Fox News a while back.

BUT, I am wrong A LOT, just ask my wife.

christ. lol. who cares.............

**kelkel** · 09-10-2013, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

I've done it. That shit poking me in bed... fvck that. I told the last broad... You have GOT to fvcking shave. And I slept on the couch, by choice. She left and never called after that.

Damn strippers. No f'n sense of humor.