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Thread: Oh, Google! Your query predictions are oh, so funny!

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    Oh, Google! Your query predictions are oh, so funny!

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    ROFLMAO ^^^^

    Id like to listen to someone hinting to his GF she should shave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Othello View Post
    ROFLMAO ^^^^

    Id like to listen to someone hinting to his GF she should shave
    I've done it. That shit poking me in bed... fvck that. I told the last broad... You have GOT to fvcking shave. And I slept on the couch, by choice. She left and never called after that.
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    over here shaving is taken for granted by most women...id say 98% of women shave/wax etc...so I never really had to have such a convo tbh ... the giving head on the other hand is a diff matter altogether ... sometimes its the only alternative as she wants to remain a "virgin" so no hints needed for that....but lets not get into shady territories as I dont think there is an under 18 restriction on the forum :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Othello View Post
    over here shaving is taken for granted by most women...id say 98% of women shave/wax etc...so I never really had to have such a convo tbh ... the giving head on the other hand is a diff matter altogether ... sometimes its the only alternative as she wants to remain a "virgin" so no hints needed for that....but lets not get into shady territories as I dont think there is an under 18 restriction on the forum :P
    I thought that was what anal sex was for?
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    you have that as well but in a car, oral is lets say more "ergonomic" hehehe....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Othello View Post
    you have that as well but in a car, oral is lets say more "ergonomic" hehehe....
    Fun Fact: Oral sex is illegal in Texas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Fun Fact: Oral sex is illegal in Texas.
    someone once told me there were weird laws like this ... like its illegal to have sex on the ground between the beds in a hotel room or something...also in the middle ages anal sex was forbidden...sodomy was a sin ( I think it still is somewhere)

    I guess those laws must have a base whereby the main intent was to increase the population so any form of sex that would not lead to pregnancy would be banned/outlawed etc...just like its "illegal" to use contraception in Catholicism and its allowed to marry 4 in Islam...all aim at increasing the population...am I spinning off into a conspiracy theory thingy?? hehehehehe

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    South Carolina: It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sundays.

    I used to vacation with my ex there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Othello View Post
    someone once told me there were weird laws like this ... like its illegal to have sex on the ground between the beds in a hotel room or something...also in the middle ages anal sex was forbidden...sodomy was a sin ( I think it still is somewhere)

    I guess those laws must have a base whereby the main intent was to increase the population so any form of sex that would not lead to pregnancy would be banned/outlawed etc...just like its "illegal" to use contraception in Catholicism and its allowed to marry 4 in Islam...all aim at increasing the population...am I spinning off into a conspiracy theory thingy?? hehehehehe
    its allowed to marry 4 in Islam. Is that the how many you can marry or the age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    its allowed to marry 4 in Islam. Is that the how many you can marry or the age?
    ooops...wont go there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    its allowed to marry 4 in Islam. Is that the how many you can marry or the age?
    It's both. Thinking about converting?

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    Try this one:

    'Is it normal to ' then add any letter of the alphabet after that.

    Example: is it normal to e

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    Or number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    It's both. Thinking about converting?
    No thanks.



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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Fun Fact: Oral sex is illegal in Texas.
    I think that's at a local level i.e. city ordinances. The old state law was removed a few years ago, I think..... Not starting a good ole fashioned oral sex law battle here I remember seeing something about it on Fox News a while back.


    BUT, I am wrong A LOT, just ask my wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EverettCD View Post
    I think that's at a local level i.e. city ordinances. The old state law was removed a few years ago, I think..... Not starting a good ole fashioned oral sex law battle here I remember seeing something about it on Fox News a while back.


    BUT, I am wrong A LOT, just ask my wife.
    christ. lol. who cares.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I've done it. That shit poking me in bed... fvck that. I told the last broad... You have GOT to fvcking shave. And I slept on the couch, by choice. She left and never called after that.
    Damn strippers. No f'n sense of humor.
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