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    I've heard Austin has got a supplement stack what will stiffen your eye lids so you don't blink.

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    Lmao now we have an alternate universe thread! Austinite has achieved level 4 technologically advanced civilization powers. He can utilize any and all energy in the cosmos to do his biding at will with pure thought. He no longer needs the frail bonds of a corporeal shell. He can create parallel universes! I'm glad he's on my friends list!
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    The scary part is that he did it without saying anything. In the beginning.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    I've heard Austin has got a supplement stack what will stiffen your eye lids so you don't blink.
    That's called atropine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    .taert laiceps a sniw ylreporp tnemetats siht tsop ot nosrep tsriF
    First person to post this statement properly wins a special treat.

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    He didn't post the tnemetats ylreporp so I win. What's the treat? Night out with Dana?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Austin pmed me a supplement stack what relaxes your ar$ehole Muscles . Told him I'm not interested
    Strange man
    'Ya know...I actually think this is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    pmuB!
    !pmuB

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    U guys are really something.
    Great post austinite, like always lmao ))))

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    I've got it on good authority that Austin likes to wear a white lab coat opened at the front with a full erection on and get his girlfriend to snort a line of arginine and lysine off his member. Oh he also wears glasses as she is doing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    I've got it on good authority that Austin likes to wear a white lab coat opened at the front with a full erection on and get his girlfriend to snort a line of arginine and lysine off his member. Oh he also wears glasses as she is doing it
    Marcus. I really don't appreciate this. The conversations I've had with you were in Private Messages. Private means between you and me only. Please refrain from releasing any of my private info, this is not funny anymore. And it was Arginine and Citrulline. The Lysine was snorted off my balls.
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    I won't mention that you like growing your anal hair so it protrudes pass his arsecheeks then. I've got what goes on in the lab stays in the lab

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    I won't mention that you like growing your anal hair so it protrudes pass his arsecheeks then. I've got what goes on in the lab stays in the lab
    umm. How else would you braid them???
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    .taert laiceps a sniw ylreporp tnemetats siht tsop ot nosrep tsriF
    what's her name in your avi is pointing at my post, dose that mean i'm the winner?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bass

    what's her name in your avi is pointing at my post, dose that mean i'm the wiener?!
    Fixed.

    And yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Fixed.

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    Is that the new Dolce and Gabbana loin cloth thats so popular these days in the UK?

    You guys have a lot of catching up to do fashion wise.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

    Is that the new Dolce and Gabbana loin cloth thats so popular these days in the UK?

    You guys have a lot of catching up to do fashion wise.......
    I managed to squeeze into a large as Austin gave me a supplement stack to shrink my junk.

    I think you're jealous Sgt.
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    Lmao what's really funny is the last gym I went to had that exact same picture but nearly life size lol.

    It's Eugene Sandow from 1902 iirc.

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    Guys guys... We're WAY off topic...
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    lmao!

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    ^^^^ I tried to use a capital D and it keeps changing it. Lmao I guess u can't make symbol dicks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    Lmao what's really funny is the last gym I went to had that exact same picture but nearly life size lol.

    It's Eugene Sandow from 1902 iirc.
    Friedrich Wilhelm Muller it is.

    1902 maybe, I guess you were only 7 years old then so you are excused if the memory is a little hazy
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    ^^^ some one has time on their hands ^^^

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    worst photo shop ever.
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    Always knew Sgt was half and half

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    I like a little half and half lmao

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    I know what you could do with the bottom half but what can you do with the upper half?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    ^^^^ I tried to use a capital D and it keeps changing it. Lmao I guess u can't make symbol dicks

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    Well that was fun.
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