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09-24-2013, 11:26 PM #1
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Dear Jennifer Aniston
I just watched your movie, "We're The Millers". I just wanted you to know that I would do anything for you. Literally. I'll take you. As is, no warranty. Just give me 15 minutes... anything goes.
Mind you, your body fat is unacceptable in my book, generally. However, I am willing to make an exception for you.
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09-25-2013, 12:16 AM #2
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09-25-2013, 01:20 AM #3
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i watched it a few weeks ago daaaamn! i know how you feel austin
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09-25-2013, 05:15 AM #4
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she's getting old and her left boob looks bigger than her right..
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09-25-2013, 05:31 AM #5
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Originally Posted by kronik420
Yes but Austin's getting older, he can't keep up with the younger girls. He may break a hip
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09-25-2013, 05:52 AM #6
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These obsessions of yours are stating to give me cause for concern.
Remember No means No. And 500 feet is 500 feet.
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09-25-2013, 06:49 AM #7
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Chaulk up another restraining order... Originally Posted by austinite
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09-25-2013, 06:50 AM #8
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Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
These obsessions of yours are stating to give me cause for concern. Remember No means No. And 500 feet is 500 feet.
I had this same talk the other day with him.
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09-25-2013, 07:01 AM #9
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Hey Jen:
Can I please have the 2 hours you promised me before you give Austin his 15 minutes?
And don't listen to him about your bf, it's just fine.
Love,
SargeLast edited by Sgt. Hartman; 09-25-2013 at 07:05 AM.
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09-25-2013, 07:09 AM #10
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I'm sorry I was such an ass to you. I didn't know that my doing would push you to strip. Call me ASAP!
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09-25-2013, 07:11 AM #11
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MY right hand hates the day she was born!
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09-25-2013, 07:13 AM #12
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2 Hours? I will give Jen the best 38 seconds of her day! Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
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09-25-2013, 07:31 AM #13
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In 2 hrs I could give her the best 38 seconds of her day about 7 times though..... Originally Posted by diesel101
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09-25-2013, 07:46 AM #14
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Originally Posted by diesel101
38 seconds? I hope you're including foreplay and a cigarette, because I just cant compete with that stamina otherwise!
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09-25-2013, 10:43 AM #15
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Actually, no means maybe. And restraining orders are just another way of saying... I love you. Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
These obsessions of yours are stating to give me cause for concern.
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09-25-2013, 10:55 AM #16
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Dear Jen.....
I didn't mean what I said. I have no real love for fat asses..... Yours is perfect. Can you bring the Ferrari to pick me up from the airport?
Thanks Hun,
Your much better looking than brad Pitt hunkFailure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
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09-25-2013, 11:08 AM #17
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I actually see nothing wrong with her body. Originally Posted by austinite
I just watched your movie, "We're The Millers". I just wanted you to know that I would do anything for you. Literally. I'll take you. As is, no warranty. Just give me 15 minutes... anything goes.
Mind you, your body fat is unacceptable in my book, generally. However, I am willing to make an exception for you.
Have a powerful day,
~ Austinite
She's beginning the aging process, and in my book, still looks pretty hot.
she's in her mid 40's, right?
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09-25-2013, 11:10 AM #18
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That's why I said "in my book" Originally Posted by Times Roman
She is pretty fat, brother.
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09-25-2013, 11:19 AM #19
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i didn't see the movie, so i'll just go with that. Originally Posted by austinite
That's why I said "in my book" She is pretty fat, brother.
she's always been pretty hawt in all the other movies i've seen her in....?
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09-25-2013, 11:28 AM #20
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Agreed. From Friends to every movie, super duper hot! Originally Posted by Times Roman
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09-25-2013, 11:38 AM #21
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Id drag my balls through a field of razor blades and hot coals just to hear her fart through the phone.............
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09-25-2013, 11:42 AM #22
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Lmfao Originally Posted by largerthannormal
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09-25-2013, 11:42 AM #23
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Meh, she's ok. Quite sexy at times but not hot. I wouldn't really climb over any of you to get to her.
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09-25-2013, 11:45 AM #24
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She actually poops rose petals. No one can figure out how and why, but it's true. Originally Posted by largerthannormal
Blasphemy! Originally Posted by Back In Black
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09-25-2013, 11:45 AM #25
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Did you find Crazy Jack? Originally Posted by John Cluso
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09-25-2013, 11:48 AM #26
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nah they dont have computers here, I pay the guards with my left over meds to let me use his Iphone, love this app!!
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09-25-2013, 11:51 AM #27
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09-25-2013, 11:55 AM #28
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Glad I forgot to take the tadalifil this AM
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09-25-2013, 12:00 PM #29
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What that man said, she'd do for a poke when the tellies broke. Originally Posted by Back In Black
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09-25-2013, 04:55 PM #30
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Loved her in "Horrible Bosses"
Her character in that was super hot, very aggressive..
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09-25-2013, 04:58 PM #31
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x2 Originally Posted by Brett N
that and "Just Go With It"
damn she looked good
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09-25-2013, 05:04 PM #32
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fat? Strange taste in women brother...no offense. Originally Posted by austinite
That's why I said "in my book" She is pretty fat, brother.
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09-25-2013, 05:05 PM #33
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lol funny but strange, hence your location...."out of mind"...how ironic. Originally Posted by John Cluso
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09-25-2013, 05:08 PM #34
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yeah... fat. I think people who like fat broads have strange taste in women..................... No offense, Bro. Originally Posted by chadcuz1985
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09-25-2013, 05:15 PM #35
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lol, I prefer my girls' ass to be fat not striated..... .....but to each there own. We're all different. Originally Posted by austinite
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09-25-2013, 05:17 PM #36
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uhhhh. Bingo? lol... Originally Posted by chadcuz1985
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09-25-2013, 05:21 PM #37
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^^^^ this FTW Originally Posted by chadcuz1985
Love me a fat ass lolFailure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
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09-25-2013, 05:23 PM #38
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More fat broads for the rest of us! Originally Posted by austinite
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09-25-2013, 05:26 PM #40
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Have at it. I'm not judging you all. More healthy, athletic and fit broads for me.
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