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    Jersey girls.....

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    I was feeling left out until I read and saw most of the 'points' aren't flattering... big surprise there.

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    Just read the article, fukkin hilarious

    6. If She Is Willing To Have Sex In The Back Seat Of A Jeep Wrangler

    This test is tricky. If you don't have a Wrangler you need to rent one and if you already have one, congrats. Award yourself two douche points.

    9. If You See A Group Of Girls Out In NYC Or Philadelphia, Wearing Super Tight Dresses And Having Way Too Much Fun

    Walk away from this situation. Sure they may seem like easy drunk targets, but I can assure you hanging out with them will only lead to you fighting one of their ex-boyfriends who is stalking the group, while also drunk, and possibly under the influence of a strong pre-workout mix.

    19. Her Gym Outfit Looks A Lot Like A Stripper Outfit

    If you've never been to a gym in NJ you need to stop what you're doing and go. Not all, but some NJ babes abide by the "if-it-almost-covers-your-butt-cheeks-then-it's-OK-rule" and watching them twerk the leg machine is definitely a treat. Just don't get caught staring, the guy dead lifting a house in the corner is probably her man.
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    All very funny to be fair

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post


    Just read the article, fukkin hilarious

    6. If She Is Willing To Have Sex In The Back Seat Of A Jeep Wrangler

    This test is tricky. If you don't have a Wrangler you need to rent one and if you already have one, congrats. Award yourself two douche points.

    9. If You See A Group Of Girls Out In NYC Or Philadelphia, Wearing Super Tight Dresses And Having Way Too Much Fun

    Walk away from this situation. Sure they may seem like easy drunk targets, but I can assure you hanging out with them will only lead to you fighting one of their ex-boyfriends who is stalking the group, while also drunk, and possibly under the influence of a strong pre-workout mix.

    19. Her Gym Outfit Looks A Lot Like A Stripper Outfit

    If you've never been to a gym in NJ you need to stop what you're doing and go. Not all, but some NJ babes abide by the "if-it-almost-covers-your-butt-cheeks-then-it's-OK-rule" and watching them twerk the leg machine is definitely a treat. Just don't get caught staring, the guy dead lifting a house in the corner is probably her man.
    Funny.
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    Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

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    NJ representing bitches! Woooooo!! Lol

    I gotta admit everything listed is sad but very true.

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    I don't know if I'd be attracted to them or annoyed.

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