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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I've never heard of that one before. But yeah, that's the next step I guess. What if your next-door neighbour is doing that?

    A buddy of mine when I was still living in Vegas told me he was going to bring this chick named Devaun (which actually was her real name) over to my house. He told me she did some fetish porn videos on Kink.com. I kid you not, first video I clicked on, she was getting cattle prodded in her snatch. And then she came over and it literally took every ounce of will-power I had not to bring up the video.
    yeah yeah yeah....

    ...but you banged her though, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    yeah yeah yeah....

    ...but you banged her though, right?
    You don't strike out with a slut like that. She's been in more hands than Allstate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    You don't strike out with a slut like that. She's been in more hands than Allstate.
    proud of you mate!!

    ...personally, I'm not man enough to go sloppy seconds after a donkey!

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    TR that post you made about fvcking the unconscious broads made me think of this episode of Taboo for some reason.



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    For some reason that kinda creeps me out!

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    Usually people ask about the exact opposite haha. How about not masterbating the day you see your girlfriend?? Or get her to 'relieve' you pre-sex, best of both worlds?? Finish up inside her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Have her put a finger up your @$$.
    Of course tougher cases require more than one finger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalUN
    Finish up inside her!
    What in hell kind of tip is that?? Are you redz twin brother?
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    OP...how old are u? not sure if thats been asked..but when I was younger it took forever..just curious...it may change as u get older

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancer82 View Post
    OP...how old are u? not sure if thats been asked..but when I was younger it took forever..just curious...it may change as u get older
    it may not bro im almost 42 and I takes me a good while to finish these days...when I was young I used to try to last longer...I don't have to try anymore...its kinda cool but it kinda sucks too when you wear out your woman...thank god shes a trooper...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    it may not bro im almost 42 and I takes me a good while to finish these days...when I was young I used to try to last longer...I don't have to try anymore...its kinda cool but it kinda sucks too when you wear out your woman...thank god shes a trooper...
    lol....I hear that....well maybe my younger stamina will come back to me in 10 years

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    What you don't want to use is a climax control rubber. When I was in my early twenties I hooked up with this chick that was way outta my league and way more experienced than me. The first time we hooked up it lasted only a few minutes at best. I told her that it never happens and next time I would rock her world or or some stupid shit like that.

    Problem was I didn't see the next time going any better so a friend told me to try out these climax control condoms. I went to walmart and got a box. Went over to the chicks house that night, had a few drinks, slipped on the rubber and got started. I'm telling you there was absolutely no feeling at all. It was like wrapping my dick with a spare tire.

    An hour later I gave up and pulled it off and made up some shit about...well hell I can't remember what I said but she said I should just finish up without a condom. I said nope...she said I'm clean...I said I'm sure you are but I'm not ready to be a daddy yet. She said well, just stick it in my ass. My response...."fair enough".

    Anyway, we started going at it and I finished up. 10 minutes later she told me that was her first time doing anal and that it hurt quite a bit at first but then her ass felt really numb for some reason and it still felt that way. I started thinking about it and I guess some of that numbing stuff on the inside of the condom rubbed off my dick and on her ass. I just said "that's strange, but consider it a blessing" and I never said another word about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade
    What you don't want to use is a climax control rubber. When I was in my early twenties I hooked up with this chick that was way outta my league and way more experienced than me. The first time we hooked up it lasted only a few minutes at best. I told her that it never happens and next time I would rock her world or or some stupid shit like that.

    Problem was I didn't see the next time going any better so a friend told me to try out these climax control condoms. I went to walmart and got a box. Went over to the chicks house that night, had a few drinks, slipped on the rubber and got started. I'm telling you there was absolutely no feeling at all. It was like wrapping my dick with a spare tire.

    An hour later I gave up and pulled it off and made up some shit about...well hell I can't remember what I said but she said I should just finish up without a condom. I said nope...she said I'm clean...I said I'm sure you are but I'm not ready to be a daddy yet. She said well, just stick it in my ass. My response...."fair enough".

    Anyway, we started going at it and I finished up. 10 minutes later she told me that was her first time doing anal and that it hurt quite a bit at first but then her ass felt really numb for some reason and it still felt that way. I started thinking about it and I guess some of that numbing stuff on the inside of the condom rubbed off my dick and on her ass. I just said "that's strange, but consider it a blessing" and I never said another word about it.
    The perfect condom commercial .

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    OP seems very educated on gear use and others things to be asking this dumb of a question......

    Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
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