DAAS' would you rather thread.

[DAAS]

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

[Hazard]

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

Oh god what the fvck.......
I hate spiders like you wouldn't believe..... I'd let monica santhiago and Kelly Devine shit on my face lol

[capetown]

Would rather be slapped in the nuts with a frozen rabbit.

[Hazard]

Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

Dsm and sholva need not answer

[DAAS]

Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

Dsm and sholva need not answer

Id cut one fifth off all ten of my toes.

[DAAS]

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

[Hazard]

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

If I can have flings after the 10 years then I'd do that. If I have to remain abstinent then ill take the 5's. I'm not goin without ass for 50+ years.

[Hazard]

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

[king6 II]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[Hazard]

Oh sweet Jesus.

I'm making rules for this thread.....

1) you get to respond ONLY when you answer the last question asked.

2) you may not ask a "what would you rather" question until you answer the last question asked.

[bikeral]

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

Pretty sure my tongue up an ass has touched a turd and I have my red wings...

[bikeral]

However I don't think I'd suck a tampon dry. Maybe lick it.

[Igifuno]

However I don't think I'd suck a tampon dry. Maybe lick it.

That's why I love ya Al.

[diesel101]

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

I would rather have a sister in a whore house!

[diesel101]

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

[bikeral]

That's why I love ya Al.

Bahaha

Nothing I wont do if the right girl lets me.

[bikeral]

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

That's a tough one. I'll pass.

[DAAS]

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

Aren't those the same thing?

[DAAS]

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

Probably kill myself. idk id lick a tampon before sucking it dry. that one it terrible. haha

Funny story, I was banging my ex one time and it was dark. I ended up having a bloody nose and getting blood all over her face and neck and chest. She didn't even notice, until I realized what was happening and told her. Good times.

Here is one less disturbing. Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?

[derekkpapa1]

You guys are sick!!! Pretty funny though

[trikydik]

we had this conversation (though not as nasty) at work and one of my guys asked this gem... "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a slut?"

No I have no kids and so the answer seemed easy.... but think about this for a while....

[trikydik]

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

[DAAS]

Money is not the purpose of life, ***** is. Id rather get laid every day. You have to answer a question first though. stop breaking the rules.

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

[DAAS]

Sluts dont have real friends. thats why they give them selves to everyone. to feel wanted.

we had this conversation (though not as nasty) at work and one of my guys asked this gem... "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a slut?"

No I have no kids and so the answer seemed easy.... but think about this for a while....

[trikydik]

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

eat 2 spiders

[trikydik]

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

Don't know Redz so I would take advice from him...

[Igifuno]

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

Eat 2 live spiders.. i'll chew the sh*t out of those little bastards

Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

Dsm and sholva need not answer

Fvck.. I really like my fingers and toes.. I think i might have to go with the oral. But the dude needs to be really good looking like Brad Pitt.. and then I get to kick his ass afterward.

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

Hmmmm.. I would have to .... fvck this might be the hardest one yet. Damn.. I think I might have to go with the dream girl for 10 years.

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

Lick the turd.. no question. Bring me the poop.

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

Take relationship advice from redz... haha..

Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?

Future

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

broke and laid brutha.. I'd have me lots of sugar mommas..

I was gonna ask a similar one: Would you rather look like a greek god and be broke, or be a repulsive billionaire?

[Igifuno]

Here's another while I still have a chance:

Would you rather chew your pinky off and live or get shot in the head, die and not feel a thing?

[Lunk1]

I'm ashamed of each and everyone of you

[king6 II]

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

Can you use the wealth to buy prostihookers?

[DAAS]

I assume when you get shot in the head you die? lol Id choose pinky

Here's another while I still have a chance:

Would you rather chew your pinky off and live or get shot in the head and not feel a thing?

[Igifuno]

Yup you die.. edited above.

[Igifuno]

I'm ashamed of each and everyone of you

Indeed.. I'm disgusted with myself as well. lol..

[DAAS]

Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes

[Igifuno]

Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes

Ear flicked. I feel like I could laugh that off and not do any real damage. Eye pokes I feel like wouldn't be good daily.

[Bert]

Some of these actually sound good.

[Igifuno]

Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?

[DAAS]

Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?

Turn int o a chick. hot bitches get everything for free. and I would fondle myself all day

[trikydik]

Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?

I would be come a smoking hot lesbian!

[diesel101]

Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?

Chick for sure! To begin with I would still owe you a inch and a half if you tried to take 4.
If I was a hot chick I would just lay around and masturbate all day.