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    What girls say during a BJ


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    Where the heck do you find this shit?? my wife thought it was funny!!! She started laughing ! Does that mean something that she started laughing because I never really heard her say any of those things-just choking

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    I think we all heard a few of those lines a time or 2 :/

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    It was pretty funny and also true. That's how you know if you have a good one. She opens her mouth for your clock and doesn't speak any words till the jobs done!

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    LMAO at that last line

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    Bahahahaha fvcking class

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    Hysterical. "Can you hit a few more bumps" was great.
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    I got a bj once while driving home when wifey was buzzing but we were close to home so I keep driving around block. Did not really the car I drove by about four times was a cop. I got pulled thank god I only had few beers spread out over couple hours so nothing happen but cop was cool for a cop and was laughing when I told him why I keep driving by my house. I tried to tell him some other bullshit story but he was younger and I could tell him was seeing right threw me

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    We all wish we had the chick with the pink bra . I think I hear the "my jaw hurts" the most...

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    They always want to kiss after.

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    Don't know much about what girls say during giving a B/J, but if a guy giving a B/J says anything, then you don't have it far enough down his throat...

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