7 words no dad wants to hear

**trikydik** · 04-08-2014, 08:06 PM

Daddy, I have poop in my hair!

**kelkel** · 04-08-2014, 08:12 PM

You need to explain the "how" a bit further....

**Hazard** · 04-08-2014, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

You need to explain the "how" a bit further....

Lmao if she's like my daughter ill explain for him.....

Daddy forgot to put a onesie on for bed and left the two piece pajamas on. She dropped a deuce in the diaper and went exploring since she had access.

The hands ALWAYS find their way to the hair..... Whether there's poop, dirt, or syrup on them.

**Lunk1** · 04-08-2014, 08:15 PM

Dad, I like BBC in my ass!

**Hazard** · 04-08-2014, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Dad, I like BBC in my ass!

....

**Dpyle** · 04-08-2014, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Dad, I like BBC in my ass!

And now everyone knows a little more about the lunk. Thanks for sharing.

**Lunk1** · 04-08-2014, 08:19 PM

Oh..I thought the OP wanted us to give examples. My bad

**kelkel** · 04-08-2014, 08:22 PM

I watched my neighbors toddler pick up a dried up dog turn and eat it. I almost threw up.

**Hazard** · 04-08-2014, 08:24 PM

^^^^ lmfao that's disgusting

What really grinds my gears is when my daughter licks chips or slobbers on them and put em back in the bag.

I have to eat chips one by one to make sure there isn't a soggy one between two crunchy ones

**Lunk1** · 04-08-2014, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

I watched my neighbors toddler pick up a dried up dog turn and eat it. I almost threw up.

One of those old white ones that look like a frosted donut?

**Hazard** · 04-08-2014, 08:26 PM

**Igifuno** · 04-08-2014, 08:37 PM

Nasty ashy pooo

**Venom** · 04-08-2014, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

What really grinds my gears

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q685Ko2DHDs

**Euroholic** · 04-08-2014, 09:00 PM

What is bbc lunk? That news channel?

**lovbyts** · 04-08-2014, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

What is bbc lunk? That news channel?

Really? Dont you watch online porn? Just type in BBC and you will be sure to find out quickly.
What is white and 12 inches long?

Nothing... lol

You guys have had WAY to much fun with your kids. I never experienced any of that with exploring hands. I have to admit my daughter was really good as a kid, didnt even hardly ever spill anything and always watched her friends to not make a mess or get close to the TV or any breakables when she was little.

That all changed at about 12 and she became a slob...

lol

Back to the question from the OP.
If it's a boy: Dad this is my boyfriend
If it's a girl: Dad this is my girlfriend. Not nearly as bad.

Of course the always dreaded question: Where do babies come from. Easy answer. Go ask your mother.

**redz** · 04-08-2014, 09:56 PM

I'm pregnant and redz the father.

**lovbyts** · 04-08-2014, 10:10 PM

Dad, this is my new boyfriend and he is older than you.

**Euroholic** · 04-09-2014, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Really? Dont you watch online porn? Just type in BBC and you will be sure to find out quickly.
What is white and 12 inches long?

Nothing... lol

You guys have had WAY to much fun with your kids. I never experienced any of that with exploring hands. I have to admit my daughter was really good as a kid, didnt even hardly ever spill anything and always watched her friends to not make a mess or get close to the TV or any breakables when she was little.

That all changed at about 12 and she became a slob...

lol

Back to the question from the OP.
If it's a boy: Dad this is my boyfriend
If it's a girl: Dad this is my girlfriend. Not nearly as bad.

Of course the always dreaded question: Where do babies come from. Easy answer. Go ask your mother.

I typed "bbc" in google and its just the news. I tried "bbc blue movies" and its nothing either. Im assuming its a sex thing.

**trikydik** · 04-09-2014, 04:05 AM

bbc = big black cock - probably a type of rooster

**Honkey_Kong** · 04-09-2014, 04:18 AM

"I'm pregnant and you are the father."

**Euroholic** · 04-09-2014, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by trikydik

bbc = big black cock - probably a type of rooster

Ahhh okay rodgy!!!

**lovbyts** · 04-09-2014, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

I typed "bbc" in google and its just the news. I tried "bbc blue movies" and its nothing either. Im assuming its a sex thing.

I meant trype BBC into most any porn site search site such as videoxxx's

Originally Posted by trikydik

bbc = big black cock - probably a type of rooster

Yeah that it.... lol

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

"I'm pregnant and you are the father."

Oh wait what??? Remember this is what the FATHER would hate to hear.
If that was the case would the baby call him dad or grandpa?

**Honkey_Kong** · 04-09-2014, 05:12 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I meant trype BBC into most any porn site search site such as videoxxx's

Yeah that it.... lol

Oh wait what??? Remember this is what the FATHER would hate to hear.
If that was the case would the baby call him dad or grandpa?

Hahahaha. I think the baby would just call him Papa.

**lovbyts** · 04-09-2014, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Hahahaha. I think the baby would just call him Papa.

Well this may be OK if it's a Step daughter and there was not adoption. At least it's OK for some people.

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**Honkey_Kong** · 04-09-2014, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Well this may be OK if it's a Step daughter and there was not adoption. At least it's OK for some people.

Of course you post Woody Allen. hahahahahaha

**clarky.** · 04-09-2014, 07:21 AM

Pure comedy lmfas

**David LoPan** · 04-09-2014, 10:38 AM

Dad I am doing your best friend

BG · 04-09-2014, 10:51 AM

Daddy why does mommy wrestle with Pedro the landscaper?

**trikydik** · 04-09-2014, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by BG

Daddy why does mommy wrestle with Pedro the landscaper?

more than 7 words

**MuscleInk** · 04-10-2014, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Dad, I like BBC in my ass!

Tell me this wasn't a conversation in your home!?!?!

**Shol'va** · 04-16-2014, 05:42 PM

The question most dads fear to hear from their son. Dad I have A Question about sex......Yes Son.... Well, will my bung hole always hurt this much when I do it?

**probuild42** · 04-17-2014, 09:31 PM

I came into the kitchen one morning after getting out of the shower when my boys were 2 and 3. My 3 year old got the bbq suace out of the fridge and massaging the bbq sauce into his little brothers hair when I caught them. It was a full bottle of baby rays from costco emptied, the whole lower half of the kitchen and especially my 2 year old was marinated in BBQ. All I could do was laugh!!