How do you get rid of the protien farts?

[Chicagotarsier]

Sigh...

Just saying.

[diesel101]

through my a$$ normally

[lovbyts]

through my a$$ normally

It's better (or is it) than burping all the time.

Try spreading your protein through the day more instead of bulk all at once maybe.

[Euroholic]

Wetes that link to that markus rhul movie?

[Times Roman]

Sigh...

Just saying.

two ways:

1) eat a nutritionally correct diet thereby eliminating the need for protein powder. Eggs are a very slow burning protein source, and are a good part of my diet.
2) if you must eat protein powder, switch to the expensive Isolate, and you should see reductions in tail pipe emissions.

Good luck!
---Roman

[diesel101]

I always thought that the farts were one the positives of protein intake.

[Bonaparte]

Supplement with digestive enzymes (particularly protease).

[Bert]

You might need to eat your prot instead of drinking it.

[Hrothgar]

you own it and take pride in the intensity, not every man can clear a room with a sulfur fart

[MuscleInk]

I play Dutch oven with HAW. She hates it. Lol

[lovbyts]

I play Dutch oven with HAW. She hates it. Lol

Mine claims I do that also but only when I'm asleep. She calls it butt snoring.

[MuscleInk]

Mine claims I do that also but only when I'm asleep. She calls it butt snoring.

I have a floor fan on my side of the bed blowing on me all night. When I feel a good one coming on, I roll my ass towards the fan, lift the covers, and let it blow - right into the fan. Distributes it nicely throughout the bedroom.

[Honkey_Kong]

Luckily, my farts smell like potpourri and roses. When I pass gas around somebody, it's a privilege for them to bask in it.

[ironbeck]

I have a floor fan on my side of the bed blowing on me all night. When I feel a good one coming on, I roll my ass towards the fan, lift the covers, and let it blow - right into the fan. Distributes it nicely throughout the bedroom.

I've done the same exact thing lmao

[David LoPan]

Best part of protein shakes is the farts! Nothing like leaving a bomb in the elevator for someone to walk into after your gone.

[Times Roman]

Luckily, my farts smell like potpourri and roses. When I pass gas around somebody, it's a privilege for them to bask in it.

hey! that's MY Schtick! get yer own! =)

[Rwy]

I would never wan to get rid of my farts. Nothing more entertaining than stinking my wife out

[< <Samson> >]

I would never rid myself of my delicious farts

Nothing beats crop dusting the cable machines at the gym