Creative SPAM Filters we would like to see! =)

[Times Roman]

Just having fun, mostly.

But if I were admin, (ha ha ha)

Then I would create the following filters (on top of those we currently have)

1. Beiber - (as in the creepy kid that sings)
2. LOL - (do people REALLY laugh out loud when they are typing LOL???)
3. Bra - (as in "What's going on Bra)


in #2, I challenge anyone to try and find a time I actually typed LOL besides this thread.

---Roman

[David LoPan]

What Roman you dont really laugh out loud? I only type that when I actually laugh and LMFAO is when I am almost crying laughing. LMFAO is normally at some of the posts that the 18-21 year old members posts.

[slfmade]

I lol all the time. Often at myself

[austinite]

Lol.

[Times Roman]

What Roman you dont really laugh out loud? I only type that when I actually laugh and LMFAO is when I am almost crying laughing. LMFAO is normally at some of the posts that the 18-21 year old members posts.

and what about ROFLOL - does anyone really hit the floor laughing out loud? =)

[thisAngelBites]

Lol annoys me too. I think it is now being used instead of punctuation: Long day at work lol

[thisAngelBites]

Also, I want to smack people for saying bra unless they are referring to a woman's undergarment.

[Sicko]

I typically don't laugh out loud while reading a post or email...chuckle a little yes...thus the ehehhehhehh... attached to my moments where emotion is needed to be expressed. I don't like LOL just because it is too "mainstream" of a word/statement. I feel like I would be part of the group that used to say " like totally gag me with a spoon"
I also hate and I do mean hate the whole hash tag crap...sorry but I guess I am too old to follow that kind of nonsense...I don't sag my pants half way down my ass either...guess I am not "in the know"...
Getting old is kind of funny...all the little things that didn't used to bother you are now major issues... I laugh when I look back at my youth and think of the masks that I wore to be part of the "in movement"

[diesel101]

I would filter every thread that starts with "I have a friend"

[austinite]

I want to smack folks who do/say the following:

1. Using the term: A whole nother.
2. Saying irregardless.
3. The inability to differentiate the words: your and you're.
4. Grammatically incorrect folks who complain about spelling mistakes made by others.
5. Improper apostrophe placement for plural possession.
6. Improper placement of a sentence-ending punctuation where parentheses and/or quotes are used.
7. People who don't use punctuation.
8. Especially, people who don't use paragraphs.
9. Double negative uses such as, I didn't see nothing.
10. Hazard.

There's a 100 more but you'd probably stop reading.

[thisAngelBites]

What about people who don't know the difference between its and it's?

Also, the "greengrocer's apostrophe" (as we call it in England) because they write signs like "Apple's, £1.50 kilo".

I want to smack folks who do/say the following:

1. Using the term: A whole nother.
2. Saying irregardless.
3. The inability to differentiate the words: your and you're.
4. Grammatically incorrect folks who complain about spelling mistakes made by others.
5. Improper apostrophe placement for plural possession.
6. Improper placement of a sentence-ending punctuation where parentheses and/or quotes are used.
7. People who don't use punctuation.
8. Especially, people who don't use paragraphs.
9. Double negative uses such as, I didn't see nothing.
10. Hazard.

There's a 100 more but you'd probably stop reading.

[austinite]

What about people who don't know the difference between its and it's?

Also, the "greengrocer's apostrophe" (as we call it in England) because they write signs like "Apple's, £1.50 kilo".

That, too! The rule applies to all contractions!

[David LoPan]

Bra annoys me as well. Don't know anyone that says that. Maybe Bro, maybe. The run on paragraphs also get on my nerves. Why can't people hit the enter key and start a new paragraph. Makes for a hard read.

[lovbyts]

I lol all the time. Often at myself

Same here. Its really fun when you meet one of those people who try to embarrass you or make you look bad in front of others and you make a joke about yourself. They never seem to know what to say after that.

Yes I normally LoL or at least chuckle a little if I type it.

[slfmade]

I want to smack folks who do/say the following:

1. Using the term: A whole nother.
2. Saying irregardless.
3. The inability to differentiate the words: your and you're.
4. Grammatically incorrect folks who complain about spelling mistakes made by others.
5. Improper apostrophe placement for plural possession.
6. Improper placement of a sentence-ending punctuation where parentheses and/or quotes are used.
7. People who don't use punctuation.
8. Especially, people who don't use paragraphs.
9. Double negative uses such as, I didn't see nothing.
10. Hazard.

There's a 100 more but you'd probably stop reading.

Is this why your always so bitter or is there a whole nother reason? I think you really like it irregardless of what you say. It may just be the fact that your one those people who think you're shit don't stink. You're usage of sentence fragments. Its really annoying that you're mind thinks it's mentality is so superior.(That's just my too cent's worth.) And Ive never seen nobody not use punctuation much less not use paragraphs so stop giving people such a hard time. I agree with you about Hazard.


P.S. LOL!!!!

[Hazard]

I want to smack folks who do/say the following:

1. Using the term: A whole nother.
2. Saying irregardless.
3. The inability to differentiate the words: your and you're.
4. Grammatically incorrect folks who complain about spelling mistakes made by others.
5. Improper apostrophe placement for plural possession.
6. Improper placement of a sentence-ending punctuation where parentheses and/or quotes are used.
7. People who don't use punctuation.
8. Especially, people who don't use paragraphs.
9. Double negative uses such as, I didn't see nothing.
10. Hazard.

There's a 100 more but you'd probably stop reading.

Eff you

Is this why your always so bitter or is there a whole nother reason? I think you really like it irregardless of what you say. It may just be the fact that your one those people who think you're shit don't stink. You're usage of sentence fragments. Its really annoying that you're mind thinks it's mentality is so superior.(That's just my too cent's worth.) And Ive never seen nobody not use punctuation much less not use paragraphs so stop giving people such a hard time. I agree with you about Hazard.

P.S. LOL!!!!

You too

[Krb367]

Oral only cycle

If its typed into the title of a new thread, and the post button is then pressed, a disclaimer should appear explaining the same text document I'm sure all the mods/vets have that they use to copy and paste. Followed by an explanation to why they are now being suspended from posting and restricted to the educational sub forum for 3 days.

Too much?

[David LoPan]

Oral only cycle

If its typed into the title of a new thread, and the post button is then pressed, a disclaimer should appear explaining the same text document I'm sure all the mods/vets have that they use to copy and paste. Followed by an explanation to why they are now being suspended from posting and restricted to the educational sub forum for 3 days.

Too much?

I'm afraid of needles should be in there as well

[DontTaseMeBro]

I want to smack folks who do/say the following:

1. Using the term: A whole nother.
2. Saying irregardless.
3. The inability to differentiate the words: your and you're.
4. Grammatically incorrect folks who complain about spelling mistakes made by others.
5. Improper apostrophe placement for plural possession.
6. Improper placement of a sentence-ending punctuation where parentheses and/or quotes are used.
7. People who don't use punctuation.
8. Especially, people who don't use paragraphs.
9. Double negative uses such as, I didn't see nothing.
10. Hazard.

There's a 100 more but you'd probably stop reading.

Were we separated at birth? Those are my pet peeves (except Hazard). I would add the following, to wit: "To, too and two all have different meanings. Learn them, and use them.".

[Times Roman]

Were we separated at birth? Those are my pet peeves (except Hazard). I would add the following, to wit: "To, too and two all have different meanings. Learn them, and use them.".

and the words "due" and "do"

it's a little annoying to see someone complain about a shoulder injury do to going heavy on the bench

Same here. Its really fun when you meet one of those people who try to embarrass you or make you look bad in front of others and you make a joke about yourself. They never seem to know what to say after that.

Yes I normally LoL or at least chuckle a little if I type it.

well, I specially avoid the "LOL" term. If I actually did laugh out loud, I'll type out "ha ha ha" or something similar. But I type like almost one hundred words a minute, so not afraid of a few extra key strokes. And no, I do not text from an android. All my work is from a "real" laptop.

I want to smack folks who do/say the following:

1. Using the term: A whole nother.
2. Saying irregardless.
3. The inability to differentiate the words: your and you're.
4. Grammatically incorrect folks who complain about spelling mistakes made by others.
5. Improper apostrophe placement for plural possession.
6. Improper placement of a sentence-ending punctuation where parentheses and/or quotes are used.
7. People who don't use punctuation.
8. Especially, people who don't use paragraphs.
9. Double negative uses such as, I didn't see nothing.
10. Hazard.

There's a 100 more but you'd probably stop reading.

whew! class is now in.

and why would you want to "smack folks who do.... Hazard"? Is this a jealousy thing we don't know about? =)

Also, I want to smack people for saying bra unless they are referring to a woman's undergarment.

Actually, Mrs. Angel, I wouldn't mind if we do away with both, the phrase as you refer to, AND the woman's undergarment. double =) =)

[BG]

**** you guys, we are body builders not poets or grammar majors. Lol, lmao, lmfao.

[diesel101]

**** you guys, we are body builders not poets or grammar majors. Lol, lmao, lmfao.

I gotta agree with BG on this one!

[DOSA]

but yet we hate being called a "meathead"

ironic...

[DontTaseMeBro]

adding to the list:
11. People who say "supposebly"
12. Those who do not know the difference between "their" and "there", or "here" and "hear"
13. Anyone who corrects MY spelling / grammar (smh)

[mxbrewski]

This is a funny topic!!