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  1. 05-01-2014, 01:37 PM #1
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    Every time i drink tea i get a sharp stabbing pain in my eye..........

    .....so I go to the doctor, right? We discuss it and he prescribes me taking the spoon out the cup before I drink my tea?







    btw, I was told by admin I'm allowed one rotten joke per day. this is it.

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  2. 05-01-2014, 01:49 PM #2
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    I think that one should count for at least 2 days worth if not a month.
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    Classic! very nice roman
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  4. 05-01-2014, 04:32 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I think that one should count for at least 2 days worth if not a month.
    I even messed up the punch line somewhat.

    well, at least I satisfied my quota. One less thing to worry about.................?
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    One time at Disney World when I was a kid in the 70's my dad had one of those fancy drinks at a Polynesian hotel restaurant (in a souvenir glass with the face that looks like it belongs on a totem pole). He went down to get a sip and the straw went straight up his nose. Oh my god i've never seen my dad move his head back that fast. I know it hurt like hell and he screamed out and everyone in the restaurant looked over but man we were all laughing our heads off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    One time at Disney World when I was a kid in the 70's my dad had one of those fancy drinks at a Polynesian hotel restaurant (in a souvenir glass with the face that looks like it belongs on a totem pole). He went down to get a sip and the straw went straight up his nose. Oh my god i've never seen my dad move his head back that fast. I know it hurt like hell and he screamed out and everyone in the restaurant looked over but man we were all laughing our heads off.
    Sounds like your Dad might've had a drinking problem!

    I'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen!
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  8. 05-02-2014, 09:14 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Diamond View Post
    Sounds like your Dad might've had a drinking problem!

    I'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen!
    more like a drinking malfunction?

    Ok. next rotten joke.

    A roman goddess and a watch maker get together............
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    A horse walks into the bar and the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face sir?" The horse looks at him and says "Its because I'm a horse you dumbass!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    One time at Disney World when I was a kid in the 70's my dad had one of those fancy drinks at a Polynesian hotel restaurant (in a souvenir glass with the face that looks like it belongs on a totem pole). He went down to get a sip and the straw went straight up his nose. Oh my god i've never seen my dad move his head back that fast. I know it hurt like hell and he screamed out and everyone in the restaurant looked over but man we were all laughing our heads off.
    Now that was funny!!
    I actually laughed loud enough that co workers had to know what my deal was...
    A longstanding prank that I still pull is to make people laugh when they are drinking so it comes out their nose. I did this once while my friend was washing down a mouthful of spaghetti and the spaghetti actually came out his nose along with the soda...frikkin died laughing as he chased e all over the jobsite!!!
    But I would have paid to see your episode!!! ehehehhhh....
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    ...and they decide to get it on
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    and have a perfect little baby..................
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    I am stumped...is there more?
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    ....and were at a loss what to name it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ....and were at a loss what to name it
    and??? out with it you fakker.. you're making me question myself whether or not I am retarded and don't get the joke...there is more isn't there? ehehehhh...
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    the goddess was so impressed by her mate that she decided to name the baby "Times" after the baby's father..........
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    omg. TR what are you drinking tonight?
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