Update~adventures of Redz

[redz]

So I've been away from the site a while and I know some of you want an update.
So things have been going pretty good, Kate turned 21 on Saturday so now she can drink in the US lol. I'm currently helping her get her passport so we can go away next month to the Caribbean. On a side note the bar she works at got sold so she's out if a job as of today but she already has an interview tomorrow.
I guess the big thing right now is this long weekend I'm going up north a couple hours to meet her family. I'll also be staying there at her parents place so that should be interesting I'm still not sure if her parents know my age or not lol. If anyone has any tips on meeting the parents of a girl 10 years younger I'm game. Should I bring them a gift?

[Euroholic]

Just charm the mother and you should be golden mate.

Good luck

[Honkey_Kong]

So I've been away from the site a while and I know some of you want an update.
So things have been going pretty good, Kate turned 21 on Saturday so now she can drink in the US lol. I'm currently helping her get her passport so we can go away next month to the Caribbean. On a side note the bar she works at got sold so she's out if a job as of today but she already has an interview tomorrow.
I guess the big thing right now is this long weekend I'm going up north a couple hours to meet her family. I'll also be staying there at her parents place so that should be interesting I'm still not sure if her parents know my age or not lol. If anyone has any tips on meeting the parents of a girl 10 years younger I'm game. Should I bring them a gift?

Bring a lot of liquor.

[lovbyts]

Find out if they drink wine or booze. Wine for the mother, a good bottle of Johny walker Red for dad.

LIE about your age or just don't bring it up. Lying always worked for me. it gets a little tough to lie when you are a couple years older than dad though. lol

Even if they say it's OK DONT sleep in the same room and if you have no choice DONT have sex with here there, unless they are gone; it's disrespectful and they will know.

Does she have a younger sister????

[redz]

Her sister is one......

[lovbyts]

Her sister is one......

Danm so I will have to wait a few more years???
That's a pretty big spread, 1 - 21.

[Black]

Discuss the age thing with her to find out if she told them. Don't go in and get blindsided.

[redz]

Im sure she must have said something. I will ask her, the age difference is pretty big between them surprised anyone would want to have kids that far apart.

[DCI]

This is a pop corn thread, hope it all goes well for you man

[paulzane]

Find out if they drink wine or booze. Wine for the mother, a good bottle of Johny walker Red for dad.

LIE about your age or just don't bring it up. Lying always worked for me. it gets a little tough to lie when you are a couple years older than dad though. lol

Even if they say it's OK DONT sleep in the same room and if you have no choice DONT have sex with here there, unless they are gone; it's disrespectful and they will know.

Does she have a younger sister????

Don't worry just be yourself. First time I met the girlfriend's parents we both had a good drink but her patents don't drink. We both slept together the three nights we were there. I was pretending to be her friend's boyfriend but her dad saw through it. She had told her mum. Oh and there is a 29 1/2 year difference in age. And no she is not 89!!

[lovbyts]

Don't worry just be yourself. First time I met the girlfriend's parents we both had a good drink but her patents don't drink. We both slept together the three nights we were there. I was pretending to be her friend's boyfriend but her dad saw through it. She had told her mum. Oh and there is a 29 1/2 year difference in age. And no she is not 89!!

Yeah but we are talking 2 very different cultures. I know one girl I was seeing her parents had no problem I was a couple of years older than dad and there was 30 years difference between us.

[RaginCajun]

Redz, this is the perfect opportunity for you to move her in your house! I am sure they want her out, so just bring it up and feel them out. They have to like the idea! Go for it!

[redz]

Yeah I'm thinking they will just be happy I have a career and house and what not. She has never brought anyone home to meet her parents.

[redz]

She lives on her own not with her parents she's been out of the house since she was 13.

[Hazard]

She lives on her own not with her parents she's been out of the house since she was 13.

Sounds like a winner...... Who supported her

[lovbyts]

Sounds like a winner...... Who supported her

Her pimp and Johns.

[RaginCajun]

She lives on her own not with her parents she's been out of the house since she was 13.

not that just brings so much more into this thread and the relationship!

[DAAS]

Just dress nice and act mature. In some cases the parents are glad their daughter skipped the phase where she dates immature assholes who don't have a career and are just using their daughter for sex basically. Act successful, bring some wine, try and bond with the parents. They may get over the fact that you're 31 and are probably a loser. <3

[Lunk1]

Dill them in on the married Florida chick saga. Great ice breaker!

What kind of parents let their daughter move out at 13....

[DAAS]

Dill them in on the married Florida chick saga. Great ice breaker!

What kind of parents let their daughter move out at 13....

whaaaa?

[diesel101]

You gotta tell them about all of the pregnancy scares that will let them know you are a stand up guy.

[diesel101]

You could also tell them you prefer anal until after marriage because you are old fashioned.

[Times Roman]

Fawk!

By the title of your thread, it almost sounds like

"The Adventures of Indiana Redz!"

[redz]

Sounds like a winner...... Who supported her

She stayed with friends, bfs, worked and supported herself.

[redz]

Her pimp and Johns

Definitely not, she isn't a hoe.

[redz]

Just dress nice and act mature. In some cases the parents are glad their daughter skipped the phase where she dates immature assholes who don't have a career and are just using their daughter for sex basically. Act successful, bring some wine, try and bond with the parents. They may get over the fact that you're 31 and are probably a loser. <3

im 30 until July and I'm sure that my confidence and success proves I'm not a loser.

[paulzane]

Her pimp and Johns.

Ffs lovbyts ....nearly wet myself there!

[redz]

Dill them in on the married Florida chick saga. Great ice breaker!

What kind of parents let their daughter move out at 13....
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yeah I'll skip the married chick saga. Also I'll avoid the fact I was married too.

Her dad committed suicide when she was 13 too.

[redz]

You gotta tell them about all of the pregnancy scares that will let them know you are a stand up guy.

Yeah I'll just tell them I'm going to knock her up ASAP.

[redz]

You could also tell them you prefer anal until after marriage because you are old fashioned.
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yeah I like that idea too I'm sure they'd love it. They'd think I'm a real gentleman except they aren't religious.

[DOSA]

After reading the last couple posts about her moving out at 13, staying with people, bf's and now hearing her dad killed himself.

Bloody hell man, run for the hills, these arent the ones you meet her parents.
But then again, I have read your history, sounds like the perfect fit for you.

goodluck buddy

[David LoPan]

I think I would keep the fact that you were married before to yourself. Stay in different rooms while you are there and do not bang here while you are there as well.

[thegodfather]

So I'm trying to take all this in...You're new love interest is a 21 year old bartender, who was a former hobo at the age of 13, who's dad offed himself....... You are legit evidence of cosmic forces which can attract HEAD CASES to a particular person. In your case, you are that force....Some people have predilections for certain types. After reading through this thread, it sounds like she will be extremely stable, a great mother, and you will have excellent grandparents for your children!

[lovbyts]

So I'm trying to take all this in...You're new love interest is a 21 year old bartender, who was a former hobo at the age of 13, who's dad offed himself....... You are legit evidence of cosmic forces which can attract HEAD CASES to a particular person. In your case, you are that force....Some people have predilections for certain types. After reading through this thread, it sounds like she will be extremely stable, a great mother, and you will have excellent grandparents for your children!

That pretty much sums it up.

You know when the godfather is scratching his head then its in a train wreck waiting to happen.

[hawk14dl]

Remember guys, he went for the young one cause ask the older ones are "damaged"

Lol

[thegodfather]

That pretty much sums it up.

You know when the godfather is scratching his head then its in a train wreck waiting to happen.

Hey man, I'm not totally innocent and without my flaws, about two months ago this nutty broad tried to extort me for $1k for an abortion for supposedly knocking her up...The only differences are, 1. I have several fraternity brothers who are lawyers and did me a pro-bono solid, and 2. I dont tend to air my dirty laundry like that on the forums for all you guys to salivate over, hahaha.....

[redz]

Remember guys, he went for the young one cause ask the older ones are "damaged"

Lol
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I stand by that they are more damaged. No one is without flaws.

[JAB1]

I always dated younger women prior to being married. The ones who were in college and had it going for them selves, parents generally saw me as a distraction form their goals to focus on school, not be caught up on a guy. etc. Now the bartenders, etc, parents would have offered their bed!!! Based on what im reading her mom will probably light your smoke after you bang her on the kitchen counter...LOL, I wouldnt sweat it man.

[hawk14dl]

Typically yes red, the older ones are more damaged.

But it's like you picked one of the few damaged young ones out there.

[lovbyts]

Typically yes red, the older ones are more damaged.

But it's like you picked one of the few damaged young ones out there.

Well its like this. The older ones are damaged because when they were younger they moved out of home at 13 and bounced around between boyfriends (= fvcking for a place to stay) and friends (= fvcking for a place to stay) and who knows what.

She is damaged goods already. She is just younger damaged goods. Redz, your logic in this case is like someone who says jumping out of an airplane at 10,000 ft will kill you without a parachute so to be safe you will jump out at 5,000 ft.