BEST ASS Cycle!

[Times Roman]

Just thought I'd share.........

[Times Roman]

(just trying to prove there is a difference between an ASS Cycle and an AAS cycle)

[Cuz]

Fck that's a tuff one but I'm picking the black haired beauty up front

[Lunk1]

I hope they hit the gas and drop that old nasty bitch off the back!

[RangerDanger830]

I am going to be honest, I was not sure what to expect when I clicked on this post lol..

[Times Roman]

I hope they hit the gas and drop that old nasty bitch off the back!

really? I was thinking she looked pretty good to me....

...maybe I better go get my glasses and look again? =)

[David LoPan]

I would do all three of them at once and combine my aas and ass cycle!

[derekkpapa1]

all three girls for a year whenever whatever wherever

Or

The motorcycle

[austinite]

Hello? Sea World? I think I found some of your escapees.

[Cuz]

I hope they hit the gas and drop that old nasty bitch off the back!

Might wanna have your levels checked there Lunk lol

[RangerDanger830]

After reading these comments it appears that I must have low standards. Then again, when it comes to sex my only requirement is that they have no diseases. As far as GF goes, that's more picky.

[Times Roman]

After reading these comments it appears that I must have low standards. Then again, when it comes to sex my only requirement is that they have no diseases. As far as GF goes, that's more picky.

I was a combat engineer in the army. naturally, this means no women. in our entire division. well, except for maybe the ones in the hospital.

we used to have a creed, and it goes something like this....

eight to eighty...
...blind, crippled or crazy.

so we would fight over the ones that no one else in their right mind would consider.

oh, really? you say you'd rather go without?

ha ha ha....
...this just shows you've never had to go without for long periods of time before.

[David LoPan]

I was a combat engineer in the army. naturally, this means no women. in our entire division. well, except for maybe the ones in the hospital.

we used to have a creed, and it goes something like this....

eight to eighty...
...blind, crippled or crazy.

so we would fight over the ones that no one else in their right mind would consider.

oh, really? you say you'd rather go without?

ha ha ha....
...this just shows you've never had to go without for long periods of time before.

I have won that hog pot one time in Germany. 8-80 brother. Everyone in the company puts in money and the one that bangs that ugliest girl wins the hog pot.....I was so young and so broke.

[DAAS]

I always like the darker haired girls. But honestly these girls aren't that hot, not that they aren't attractive. But I just left a party where every girl there was more attractive.

[Chicagotarsier]

I am in Asia so they are all pathetically overweight. Girls over 5'4 do very little for me.

I'll take the bike..that is one sweet ride as long as they did not STD the seat up lol.

I always like the darker haired girls. But honestly these girls aren't that hot, not that they aren't attractive. But I just left a party where every girl there was more attractive.

[Times Roman]

I have won that hog pot one time in Germany. 8-80 brother. Everyone in the company puts in money and the one that bangs that ugliest girl wins the hog pot.....I was so young and so broke.

I never did it for money. Ya whore! =)

I was at the Oasis in Hinesville, GA one time. At the bar, lady sits down next to me. I offer, and she accepts a beer. I'm really struggling to find something attractive about her. Desperate to find something, anything, I order us another round. We talk. a few more beers. My johhny is talking to me. She is beginning to look like she is coming back from the brink of ugly. Another couple of beers. Yep, she is no longer in the wastelands we call ugliness. And her huge carcass doesn't look so massive any longer either. Somehow, out of the charitable kindness of my heart, I ask her if she wants to dance..............................

"Honey, you WISH! I have a boyfriend!"

God, just fuggin strike me down now and put me out of my misery. Lord, help me please!

[Times Roman]

I always like the darker haired girls. But honestly these girls aren't that hot, not that they aren't attractive. But I just left a party where every girl there was more attractive.

it's funny how that happens at parties after you get lit.....
....even Phyllis Diller looks pretty good after awhile!

[DAAS]

5'6 is my preferred height for woman.

I am in Asia so they are all pathetically overweight. Girls over 5'4 do very little for me.

I'll take the bike..that is one sweet ride as long as they did not STD the seat up lol.

[RangerDanger830]

I was Infantry and I have been deployed a few times so I know how the going without goes. It didn't help that downrange I got stuck in the most religious sectors so I didn't even see any faces. I guess the days of going without are behind us now.

[Cuz]

Its the internet TR...all these guys have trophy wives man...the girls in the pic are fckin ugly u can do better than that!

Beats the hell outta me

[Times Roman]

I was Infantry and I have been deployed a few times so I know how the going without goes. It didn't help that downrange I got stuck in the most religious sectors so I didn't even see any faces. I guess the days of going without are behind us now.

We all know a field "9" is about a "6" when we leave the field and the supply of women goes up?

Its the internet TR...all these guys have trophy wives man...the girls in the pic are fckin ugly u can do better than that!

Beats the hell outta me

Me too.

When I was with the 22nd, the options were few. So instead of taking your best girl out on a Friday night, we'd go down to the Polynesian, get lit, and fight each other. It passes the time I suppose.............?

(and it does relieve tension, too)

[trikydik]

one on the end has no ass..
one on the left... I would fvck her...

[Times Roman]

one on the end has no ass..
one on the left... I would fvck her...

the one on the right isn't sticking her ass out like the others.

Plus, her arm is hiding the small of her back, so her not having an ass is more of an illusion than a reality

[Cuz]

the one on the right isn't sticking her ass out like the others.

Plus, her arm is hiding the small of her back, so her not having an ass is more of an illusion than a reality

I agree. The all important angle.

[Hoggage_54]

[Cuz]

^^^holy shet lol

[hawk14dl]

Any of em. I'm not picky. I'll pick up a fatty for the night. No shame

[DrewZ]

Hoggage, I thought you said you wouldnt share the pics of my girl with everyone if I showed you?

Mine!!!!!

[GirlyGymRat]

I may get banned but worth posting again. LMBO

[GirlyGymRat]

^^^ one for team hazard. LoL]

[David LoPan]

Love it when girlygymrat come into the forum. Only woman brave enough

[Times Roman]

I may get banned but worth posting again. LMBO

big girl...
...little bike.

not my preference, but there is always someone for everyone out there..........................

[lovbyts]

big girl...
...little bike.

not my preference, but there is always someone for everyone out there..........................

Thank God for that or everyone would be after the same girl. There arent enough for me as it is.

BTW you words were very kind. Big....