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    Why do birds poop on cars?

    Why do birds always seem to poop on cars and especially right after you wash them?

    There is one specific blackbird vet likes to sit in a tree at the end of my driveway and poop on my cars everyday especially if I just wash them.

    You can't tell me that this is not on purpose because it does not target my trailer or anything else what is very good and hitting the hood or the windshield most every day.

    I figured if the bird is smart enough to do this every day it might be smart enough to take my warning but it was not. Its been a long time since I've checked my sites on my BB gun but after today I can verify my sites are dead on after only using 1 BB

    I don't think I will find any bird poop on my windshield tomorrow

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    you're looking at it all wrong LB...
    ....be thankful dogs don't fly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you're looking at it all wrong LB...
    ....be thankful dogs don't fly!
    True. Then I would have to use a bigger gun.
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    Imagine working in an asylum watching people chase those pooping birds to wipe their butts after they pooped.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Imagine working in an asylum watching people chase those pooping birds to wipe their butts after they pooped.....
    OK..... well I guess that just proves those people really need to be in there.

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    Glad I have a large garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Glad I have a large garage.
    I have a nice 2+ car garage but cant park 3 cars in it and dont want to have to all the time. Now I wont have to.

    I have to say it was gratifying hitting him on the 1st shot at over 30 yards.

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    BB gun scope.

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    Instead of the BB gun, use a shotgun until the tree in its entirety is gone.

    Or, mount a fake owl in that tree. They won't stick around.
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    Lol aust, friend did exactly that with his 357, the explosion of feathers was well hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derekjpapa View Post
    BB gun scope.
    No, no scope. Just regular stock sights. I use to shoot pipelines for hours out or our trees due to boredom. I also had to learn to shootnleft handed because of ky eye accident leaving me legally blind in my right eye after age 10.

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    No bird poop in 3 days after washing both cars. Next door neighbor is also happy about the no more bird poop idea.

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    You guys have no idea! I have 120 evergreens that surround my house and every spring hundreds of black birds nest in them. I have to wash the patio and driveway every 3 days. Thank goodness the vehicles are inside.

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