Roman's Corner only for VIP world record holders............

**Times Roman** · 11-10-2014, 08:57 AM

I think it's about time we get real here. Recently, we were blessed with a bloke that only weighs 170 lbs and yet can bench well over 500 pounds. Very impressive.

Next we get another bloke that holds all land speed records (running) in the quarter mile yet weight well over 200 pounds and is all natural. Damn, I wanna be him so bad.

Still waiting for the world record holder for skydiving without a chute to show up.

And now, my world record.

It's in the area of the seated horizontal row.

on 11/7/2014 at precisely 7:17pm in the city of Manteca at the corner of Louise and Main, I was able to pull more weight than anyone else.

I know, hard to believe. But there it is.

So, if you have a world athletic record, let's hear it.

**XxAndreaxX** · 11-10-2014, 09:17 AM

Moustafa Ismail, Word guiness record for biggest arms, he never took steroids (And looking at his body I think it's true).

**Flatus78** · 11-10-2014, 12:58 PM

I have a world record(off record but I have not seen anything like it in the last 10 years in my country, i.e. very unofficial) for the lowest levels of vitamin D if that counts(now I take subst.)

**Gorge** · 11-10-2014, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by XxAndreaxX

Moustafa Ismail, Word guiness record for biggest arms, he never took steroids (And looking at his body I think it's true).

synthrol crap he used im sure. looks like shit. what I can put some tumors in my arms and be proud of it? what a joke...

**Gorge** · 11-10-2014, 01:14 PM

I think I broke the record for taking the most shit from my ex wife! ha

**RaginCajun** · 11-10-2014, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Gorge

I think I broke the record for taking the most shit from my ex wife! ha

nope, look at the continental resource guy's divorce. he has to pay his ex-wife almost a billion dollars. i am about to find her old ass and give her a call to see if she wants to go on a date!

**Lifted1** · 11-10-2014, 02:33 PM

i can drag a car 100 yards with my cock in 2 minutes flat if that counts...

**thisAngelBites** · 11-10-2014, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Lifted1

i can drag a car 100 yards with my cock in 2 minutes flat if that counts...

I'll send you my camera if you agree to make a movie of that and post it here for us.

**Honkey_Kong** · 11-10-2014, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by thisAngelBites

I'll send you my camera if you agree to make a movie of that and post it here for us.

Nobody except Sholva and you want to see that.

**zempey** · 11-10-2014, 03:51 PM

I didn't know you did cross fit lifted?

**marcus300** · 11-10-2014, 04:28 PM

I am the strongest cvnt on this forum without doubt, surely that's a world record

**Iceberg** · 11-10-2014, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Gorge

I think I broke the record for taking the most shit from my ex wife! ha

Haha

**PistolPete33** · 11-10-2014, 09:09 PM

But, you piece of shit- you cheated. The Bloke that broke the land-speed record has no respect for you because you're on the sauce.... only NON-SAUCE records count.

**Honkey_Kong** · 11-10-2014, 09:11 PM

On the first cycle I ran, about 4 or 5 weeks in to it, I ended up beating the bishop 10+ times in a day. That has to be some sort of record.

**Lifted1** · 11-10-2014, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by thisAngelBites

I'll send you my camera if you agree to make a movie of that and post it here for us.

Deal.

Originally Posted by zempey

I didn't know you did cross fit lifted?

I gotta stay versatile to keep progressing lol

**Times Roman** · 11-10-2014, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

On the first cycle I ran, about 4 or 5 weeks in to it, I ended up beating the bishop 10+ times in a day. That has to be some sort of record.

the bishop?

frocked or de-frocked?

**Honkey_Kong** · 11-11-2014, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

the bishop?

frocked or de-frocked?

It was a euphemism

**RaginCajun** · 11-11-2014, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

I am the most right cvnt on this forum without doubt, surely that's a world record

said Euro

**Hazard** · 11-11-2014, 08:42 AM

^^^^ lmao

**Times Roman** · 11-11-2014, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

It was a euphemism

a eupha whoooo?

**bartman314** · 11-16-2014, 07:14 PM

i feel like i have the world record for most arthritic joints still functioning... kind of.

**CanisLupus** · 11-21-2014, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

nope, look at the continental resource guy's divorce. he has to pay his ex-wife almost a billion dollars. i am about to find her old ass and give her a call to see if she wants to go on a date!

She'd take your $50k and put it with the rest.

**CanisLupus** · 11-21-2014, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by XxAndreaxX

Moustafa Ismail, Word guiness record for biggest arms, he never took steroids (And looking at his body I think it's true).

Lmao! He's curling 40's with 31 inch arms. He can barely lift all that synthol!

**Times Roman** · 11-21-2014, 08:47 AM

when you have a good pump going sometimes it's hard to finish the motion

**wmaousley** · 11-23-2014, 01:40 AM

I believe I have the world record for having chewing tobacco in my mouth the longest when I fell asleep for over 10 hours and I woke up it was still there.

**derekkpapa1** · 11-23-2014, 08:39 AM

Measure this monster

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**Times Roman** · 11-23-2014, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by wmaousley

I believe I have the world record for having chewing tobacco in my mouth the longest when I fell asleep for over 10 hours and I woke up it was still there.

I'm sure your woman is able to tolerate a lot......

.......including nasty tobacco breath when that shit all in yer teeth, and then you got that silly barney fife grin hair all fvcked up looking, nasty tobacco between your teeth, and there you are wanting a kiss...................?