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    Benefits of being Pseudo Gay?

    Do the women know the difference?

    .......ever see how women hang on some gay guys?

    So what would happen if I printed up a bunch of Pseudo Gay cards up in the back and flashed it at the bar so the women would lower their guard and want to get up close and personal with me like they do with our gay brethren?

    You know, I can have Shovel show me the tricky hand shake too.

    Damn, this could work.

    ......Women buy Pseudo Gay guys beers, right?

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    When being a jerk doesn't work, this might be a good strategy. Got a sister who's pants you can borrow?

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    naw.........

    ..........another benefit of being pseudo gay is you get to wear straight dude clothes. No tinkerbell outfits! =)

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    Roman,

    Really, boss. Thats not you, right? Gay in any form is not aceptable brother. no offense to our gay members, but damn.?

    Please dont act gay, especially, not to pull some p**sy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Do the women know the difference?

    .......ever see how women hang on some gay guys?

    So what would happen if I printed up a bunch of Pseudo Gay cards up in the back and flashed it at the bar so the women would lower their guard and want to get up close and personal with me like they do with our gay brethren?

    You know, I can have Shovel show me the tricky hand shake too.

    Damn, this could work.

    ......Women buy Pseudo Gay guys beers, right?
    I'd imagine they would get 'close' to you....right after they friendzoned you. But if all you're after is to learn more about what makes women tick and get some free drinks in the process, then I'd say have at it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ78 View Post
    Roman,

    Really, boss. Thats not you, right? Gay in any form is not aceptable brother. no offense to our gay members, but damn.?

    Please dont act gay, especially, not to pull some p**sy.
    no need to act gay mate.

    ........see, if you were noticing what I was doing in the back, that would be printing up the pseudo gay card. You just go to the bar, find the first circle of hotties, flash your pseudo gay card, and they buy you drinks and want to get close to you. No need for any tinkerbell outfits or high pitched tittering (instead of the usual manly laugh).

    ............I think I'm on to something here...........?

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    Quote Originally Posted by musclestack View Post
    I'd imagine they would get 'close' to you....right after they friendzoned you. But if all you're after is to learn more about what makes women tick and get some free drinks in the process, then I'd say have at it!
    well, I may talk a lot of trash, but I am committed, and that means no fun bar games like "Cinderalla"

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    Haz will know the answer to this.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Do the women know the difference?

    .......ever see how women hang on some gay guys?

    So what would happen if I printed up a bunch of Pseudo Gay cards up in the back and flashed it at the bar so the women would lower their guard and want to get up close and personal with me like they do with our gay brethren?

    You know, I can have Shovel show me the tricky hand shake too.

    Damn, this could work.

    ......Women buy Pseudo Gay guys beers, right?
    So crazy that I'm gonna try it out this weekend

    Thanks for the wise wisdom TR

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    What is a pseudo gay card?
    Are you implying that homosexuals carry a special ID? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
    BG will know the answer to this.....
    ^^^^ Fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    What is a pseudo gay card?
    Are you implying that homosexuals carry a special ID? lol

    it will go in the wallet right next to your "Man Card"

    don't know about the special ID......

    ............I'm thinking tricky handshake. Maybe Shol'va can set the record straight?

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    Did someone say gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    well, I may talk a lot of trash, but I am committed, and that means no fun bar games like "Cinderalla"
    Well said TR you are definitely a very commitable person and you should be committed!

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