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  1. 06-18-2003, 10:46 AM #1
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    Talking Ok hide the kids! These are pretty messed up!

    Ever thought Big Bird would quit Sesame Street and become a pimp?
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  2. 06-18-2003, 10:48 AM #2
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    Ahhh yes after barbie got addicted to crack, things were never the same again!
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  3. 06-18-2003, 10:49 AM #3
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    That's messed up Red! Funny as hell though!
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  4. 06-18-2003, 10:49 AM #4
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    Ahhh as a kid we al loved the game "Operation", but the real lucky kids had a special version!
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  5. 06-18-2003, 10:49 AM #5
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    LOL...that's soooo bad!
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  6. 06-18-2003, 10:50 AM #6
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    Of course as responsible dads, we all have to teach out little ones internet safety... here is a book that may help
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  7. 06-18-2003, 10:52 AM #7
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    We all loved the great Peanuts classics... but here is one that never quite made it on our TV... I wonder why?
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  8. 06-18-2003, 10:54 AM #8
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    The Campbell kids were great actors to sell soup... but they hid a dark dark secret! Here is their biography
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  9. 06-18-2003, 10:56 AM #9
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    Ahhh who better than Uncle Ron to teach the little ones about the beaver... such a noble animal!
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  10. 06-18-2003, 10:59 AM #10
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    And now for the most fucked up one!


    You know it's never too early to teach your little ones about safe sex... if your little stud is gonna be banging the chicks in the school yard, made sure he keeps it safe with these
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  11. 06-18-2003, 11:12 AM #11
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    LOL that is SO bad!!!
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  12. 06-18-2003, 11:14 AM #12
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    Haha ron jeremy and trojan jr
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  13. 06-18-2003, 12:16 PM #13
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    Red... you are truley one sick S.O.B. that's why I love ya brother! keep 'em coming!
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  14. 06-18-2003, 07:22 PM #14
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    I always wondered what those 2 old men on the Muppet show did for a living...
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  15. 06-18-2003, 07:25 PM #15
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    Some of you may have heard the "Pooh goes apeshit" sound file going around the internet (from the Bob'n'Tom show I believe)... I guess this would be an accurate image
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  16. 06-18-2003, 07:27 PM #16
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    Hmmm you know becoming a pimp is not something you do overnight... it's years and years of pimp school and you got to start 'em young!
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  17. 06-18-2003, 07:29 PM #17
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    Trying to capitalize on the popularity of Beanie Babies, Jim Beam comes out with Beamie Babies... though I doubt it'll catch on.
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  19. 06-18-2003, 07:46 PM #19
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    I guess we all had doubts about this... I mean how can one frog be so quirky all the time!?
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  20. 06-18-2003, 07:49 PM #20
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    Turns out that Barney really WAS evil! Well I'll be darned!
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  21. 06-18-2003, 07:53 PM #21
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    Dammit!!!

    I knew I was in the wrong line trying to sell lemonade as a kid!
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  22. 06-18-2003, 07:55 PM #22
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    GOD DAMMIT!!!!

    Why did I never get that course when I was in school??? I tell ya, todays kids are SO spoiled!
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  23. 06-18-2003, 08:00 PM #23
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    Hmmm for some reason I don't think this book will by in my sons library
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    Damn it1 For the love of god man! My sides are killing me I've been laughing so damn hard1 Keep 'em coming rother....
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  25. 06-19-2003, 07:45 PM #25
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    Well, dissection has been banned in most schools... but they never said anything about vivisection!
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  26. 06-19-2003, 07:47 PM #26
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    Charlton would be so proud!
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    Red, you are taking your meds like the nice doctor said too, right? Ha
    Too funny bro.
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  28. 06-19-2003, 07:49 PM #28
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    Finally a home-ec knitting class that will be usefull to cash strapped kids! I mean who could say no to a phentex prophalactic!?
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  29. 06-19-2003, 07:51 PM #29
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    Well, that certainly explains why McDonalds treats it's employees like cheap whores
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  30. 06-19-2003, 07:53 PM #30
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    Well this is a repeat, but I like it so much I just had to repost it!
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    Jesus h christ!? What the heck are they teaching the kids in school nowadays?
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  32. 06-19-2003, 07:58 PM #32
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    Again a repeat but I LOVE this one so much I just had to repost it... the look on the kids faces is PRICELESS!
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    Awesome Posts Love em!!!
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  34. 06-19-2003, 08:07 PM #34
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    Hmmm I know how this one goes!

    M I C
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    No mister, we don't wanna help you find your lost puppies!
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    Well, I'll be damned!

    A picture of me as a kid!!!
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    I don't know which is more funny the pictures or your tags. Ha

    Like I said too funny man.
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    Those were great red. I am dieing over here.
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