8lbs of lean muscle per week!

[Oki-Des]

I typically do not care about all the crap being sold to people to gain muscle. But it seems like recently I have been reading about more and more over rated crap to unsuspecting fools. I just read an article about some shit called rev-x that claims to put on 8 freaking pounds of lean muscle per week. I mean how far do they think they can push this garbage before the average uneducated person will not longer believe it? I am just shocked at how absurd these adds have gotten and it just makes me want to punch their makers in the face; with a real tren induced power punch!!! Lol.

Ok, sorry, rant over.

[austinite]

Wild claims!

[Back In Black]

Wild clams!

Tasty

[Hazard]

Wild bearded clams!

Even better.....

[austinite]

leave me alone!

[Oki-Des]

Oh, I forgot to mention that you do not have to work out and you do not have to change your diet at all. Just sit your fat butt down on the couch and eat a pizza with a whole bag a chips because it works while you sleep. In just three months you can cut all your fat and gain 96 lbs of lean muscle. I have freaking wasted decades of my life when I could have just waited for this company to revolutionize the body building world for us. Ugh!

[Honkey_Kong]

Oh, I forgot to mention that you do not have to work out and you do not have to change your diet at all. Just sit your fat butt down on the couch and eat a pizza with a whole bag a chips because it works while you sleep. In just three months you can cut all your fat and gain 96 lbs of lean muscle. I have freaking wasted decades of my life when I could have just waited for this company to revolutionize the body building world for us. Ugh!

I really don't have a problem with these snake oil peddlers and their zany claims. If anybody is stupid enough to fall for it, then they get what they deserve.

I used to have a problem with companies/people taking advantage of morons like that, but we're not these idiots' parents. It's not our job to protect them from every predator out there. A little common sense goes a long way. If those ****ers' claims were actually true, everybody would be jacked and nobody would workout.

[papathesmurf]

I thought Rev-X was that stuff they sell at gas stations to put in your fuel tank.

[Hazard]

I really don't have a problem with these snake oil peddlers and their zany claims. If anybody is stupid enough to fall for it, then they get what they deserve. I used to have a problem with companies/people taking advantage of morons like that, but we're not these idiots' parents. It's not our job to protect them from every predator out there. A little common sense goes a long way. If those ****ers' claims were actually true, everybody would be jacked and nobody would workout.

We're the morons for not developing something and selling it by now.....

[Honkey_Kong]

We're the morons for not developing something and selling it by now.....

Let's make a supplement that will cause 10lbs of muscle gains in 2 days. We can call it The Predator.

It'll mostly be rice flour and powdered sugar.

[Hazard]

Let's make a supplement that will cause 10lbs of muscle gains in 2 days. We can call it The Predator. It'll mostly be rice flour and powdered sugar.

Lmfao

We can have an enhanced double strength formula and name it Predator Type II

[73rr]

Lmfao

We can have an enhanced double strength formula and name it Predator Type II

Don't forget the predator stack that u could make! It will double the gains!!

[Honkey_Kong]

Lmfao

We can have an enhanced double strength formula and name it Predator Type II

You're not suggesting that we put coffee grounds in it are you?

[GirlyGymRat]

You're not suggesting that we put coffee grounds in it are you?

Absolutely. A little caffeine is in every popular stack!

[Oki-Des]

Maybe we should really target gluttons for food, such as fat loss pizza and muscle building potato chips. Ha ha

[Hazard]

Maybe we should really target gluttons for food, such as fat loss pizza and muscle building potato chips. Ha ha

Too late....

http://www.meatchips.com

Lmao

[Honkey_Kong]

Absolutely. A little caffeine is in every popular stack!

The FDA might get on our asses with that though.

[Hazard]

The FDA might get on our asses with that though.

Minimize problems, maximize profit......

Let's just give them diabetes and skip the heart attack

[bartman314]

let's see... 8 lbs of lean muscle is what, on the order of 32,000+ extra calories (per week!) hmmmmm...

[TheTaxMan]

I get them on my facebook feed all the time, sponsered ads "scientists baffled" "guy finds new herb creating stamina and strength" what ever herb this is, they all must be smoking it, i cant believe people even click on the link!

[Honkey_Kong]

let's see... 8 lbs of lean muscle is what, on the order of 32,000+ extra calories (per week!) hmmmmm...

You just need a few of these:



And don't worry, the guy is posing as a doctor so you know the product is safe.