Great memes

**Obs** · 11-15-2016, 09:44 AM

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**calgarian** · 11-15-2016, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

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This remind me of an old thread titled "I think sust can make you a great fighter"

**RaginCajun** · 11-15-2016, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

This remind me of an old thread titled "I think sust can make you a great fighter"

man that thread is epic!

**calgarian** · 11-15-2016, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

man that thread is epic!

there was another one. Where the "hot chick" wanted to fvck him but first her bf was to fvck him in the arse......remember that one?

**RaginCajun** · 11-15-2016, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

there was another one. Where the "hot chick" wanted to fvck him but first her bf was to fvck him in the arse......remember that one?

haha yup

and the one where the guy pissed and shit all over the girls bathroom (i think it even had stick figures)

**ghettoboyd** · 11-15-2016, 12:41 PM

holy fuck you guys I remember all those threads CLASSICS....

**calgarian** · 11-15-2016, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

haha yup

and the one where the guy pissed and shit all over the girls bathroom (i think it even had stick figures)

Remember where the guy try to had anal with a girl in the car and her shit was all over him and his d!ck...that one was epic.

**Scuba Greaves** · 11-16-2016, 10:43 PM

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**Marsoc** · 11-16-2016, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Remember where the guy try to had anal with a girl in the car and her shit was all over him and his d!ck...that one was epic.

Wtf lol

**Obs** · 11-16-2016, 11:28 PM

I liked the "learning to think female shit smells good post" it is enshrined in the hall of shame quotes now.

**Obs** · 11-16-2016, 11:35 PM

ORIGINALLY POSTED TO THE AR HALL OF SHAME BY KALE : How about these two from Ass Connosiuer

Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay?
Hey guys,
I do not intend this as a joke, this is a serious question that I would like to be answered professionally. A few days ago my girlfriend tried something new, she stuck her finger up my ass. When she tried to do this, at first I was hesitanr, but eventually by the time she dug her finger in pretty deep, I had a very, very intense feeling of pleasure overwhelm me. It was like an orgasm, but it was a very powerful feeling. Now today A few days later, I cant stop thinking about that moment when she stuck her finger up myh very tight ass, and I tried sticking my own finger up my ass in the shower today. GOD it felt GREAT! I managed to get just a tiny segment of my tip of the finger in my tight ass, but it felt GREAT. I also noticed that my cock was the hardest I have ever experience. It was sticking up for exactly an hour very hard. Is there explanation for this? Am I gay now, because I am developing thoughts about a penis, but am resisiting these thoughts as of now. WHat should I do, I really need advice. I am 18 years old.
Thanks all
p.s oh and do you guys do this practice also?

As an ass connoisseur for many years and being an experienced rim-lickin' expert, I can assure you that, many times I had to learn to cope with the smell and taste of female ****. The first time I licked a girl's asshole, was when I was 14 years old, and it was the first sexual act I had ever done in my life. I could remember it like yesterday, I met this 16 year old girl at the mall, and we ended up eating out together. Later, we went to her van (She was driving her mother's van illegally) she said she wanted to try something. I suggested having her give me a blowjob, but she declined, saying that my dick hasnt fully matured enough (I was a hairless, pubeless 5 1/2 erected 14 year old dick). Anyways, she wanted her ass licked. AT first I was hesitant, but when she pulled down her tight jeans and bent over, I instantly fell in love with the female ass. The round, soft curvy sexy look. The BEAUTIFUL brown hole, pumped with greasy phermones and arid ****. I first sniffed it like a dog, and I smelled of course...****. But deep in my mind, I forced myself to love that smell, no matter what. I told myself that that "****" smell, is really the smell of sweet roses. Fooling my brain this way..I proceeded to lick her outer rims, followed by a tongue gorging thrusting inner rims and beyond. I forced myself to grow accusomed to this smell of ****, telling myself that it is a very sweet, pungey robust smell of a rare female exotic flower strain. It felt very good to overcome the fear of **** like a lot of guys here have.
I personally believe that the smell of female **** is much more sweeter, softer, and very complexed than the 1-dimensional male **** us guys have. Male **** is like a rough, crude strain of arid, disgusting ****, while on the contrary female **** is much more softer and smoother. Eating ass is all about mentality.
Its all about how you approach the bent-over female ass. Think positive thoughts about female ****, for you will be very happy in the end...and make your companion very happy. Sex is mental....all mental
now for some good exercises on getting yourself ready for the smell of female **** I recommend the following:
1. Gym female bathroom. This is my favorite exercise. The goal here is to hang around the outside of the 1 room female bathroom in the gym, and wait until a hot chick goes into the bathroom. Pray that she's taking a ****. When she gets out, go inside to see if she took a ****. Signs of this will be smell, and fresh **** tissues in the garbage. If this is the case, and she took a ****, then lick the toilet bowl and try to smell her butt marks, and try to get one of the tissues out of the garbage, and smear the toilet bowl with the ****. Now proceed to lick it up...You wont regret it!
2. Finger your own butt (I love to do this!) and then proceed to lick up the **** on your finger. Learn to love the taste and smell of **** like a fine cigar. Robust, with overtones of spice, and explosions of flavorful nutty aromas
hope this guide to overcoming the female-**** phobia has helped you, and I wish you the best of luck in your ass-rimming ****s and licks with your dicks.
Good day
Ass Connoisseur (More articles to come) Look for for my next article on various different types of female butts!
*Yep, it's the ass fingering guy, and nope I am not gay, I just bought my girlfriend a dildo strap for her birthday, and it was fun *
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