Adventures of redz

[redz]

So I've been away for a while getting away from a crazy woman who even tried to put me in jail but thankfully the police sided with me but I got robbed of almost everything I own. None the less I'm happier than ever but facing new women dilemmas. I just recently came back to my home town and hooked up with a girl I've known for 15 years and things are good there but I can only see her every other week as she has a child which she looks after every other week. I like her but she's saying it will be tough to have a relationship. I've been staying with another girl for the past few days but haven't sealed the deal because she's a stripper, I could have easily and I still could but I've always lived by a no stripper code. The stripper wants me to move in with her but I think we'd just be fuck buddies living together if I did that. I guess I don't know what to do I need to get a new place asap so the offer from the stripper isn't terrible. 1st world problems lol. Other than that I also started composing music and got offered a roll in a movie last night as a viking. Life's crazy I don't know what to do.

[RigPig]

Well holy fuck! Lol. Welcome back man!

[clarky.]

That's not an adventure, it's just another day in your mad exaggerated life.

[hammerheart]

Why seek another relationship straight after having been through all that? A stripper, seriously? Sounds like your asking for problems. Can't you stay single?

[Euroholic]

I have always loved you redz. I do ok with the bitches but nowhere on your level mate.

[Back In Black]

It normally takes you less time to come up with a better story. Your imagination must be slipping in your old age.

[songdog]

Dam the drama Queen is back!

[marcus300]

Here we go again, go on lets hear it

[ironbeck]

Redz do you have any brothers? I just came off a job with a buddy....well you sound like him. You don't dabble in Ironwork do you.

[diesel101]

I thought you were in love with some famous Latin pop singer?

[DOSA]

this could be your worst story yet man.

[Lunk1]

Hows the married chick with the sugar daddy husband that she was leaving for you?

[Cuz]

It does seem a little half ass...at least ..try..to make it believable you're better than this

[kelkel]

Why seek another relationship straight after having been through all that? A stripper, seriously? Sounds like your asking for problems. Can't you stay single?

Biz you haven't been here long enough to know the back story to all this....you'd be amazed.

[BG]

So I've been away for a while getting away from a crazy woman who even tried to put me in jail but thankfully the police sided with me but I got robbed of almost everything I own. None the less I'm happier than ever but facing new women dilemmas. I just recently came back to my home town and hooked up with a girl I've known for 15 years and things are good there but I can only see her every other week as she has a child which she looks after every other week. I like her but she's saying it will be tough to have a relationship. I've been staying with another girl for the past few days but haven't sealed the deal because she's a stripper, I could have easily and I still could but I've always lived by a no stripper code. The stripper wants me to move in with her but I think we'd just be fuck buddies living together if I did that. I guess I don't know what to do I need to get a new place asap so the offer from the stripper isn't terrible. 1st world problems lol. Other than that I also started composing music and got offered a roll in a movie last night as a viking. Life's crazy I don't know what to do.

Welcome back, strippers make great friends but not girl friends. She wants you to move in to pay half the bill How did you lose all you your shit? You get married?

[BG]

Biz you haven't been here long enough to know the back story to all this....you'd be amazed.

Lmao never known anyone even close to Redz that gets himself into some much drama, but I have to admit it sounds fun at times

[redz]

Yeah the Latin singer is flat out nuts I stupidly got married to her and lost everything but I don't care. The woman that was married left her rich husband for me but then wanted to live in Florida so she married someone else for papers. I was still banging her up until she got married again.i didn't do the stripper and decided against it. Also moving in is a terrible plan she was already talking about having stripper parties and there was even a stripper pole there. The funny thing is I have always told the truth about these things.

[Stevebeginner]

So is this all just bollox i geuss by the replies, or am i reading them wrong??

[redz]

It's all true lol. I live a soap opera most of the time. At least life is exciting.

[Obs]

So I've been away for a while getting away from a crazy woman who even tried to put me in jail but thankfully the police sided with me but I got robbed of almost everything I own. None the less I'm happier than ever but facing new women dilemmas. I just recently came back to my home town and hooked up with a girl I've known for 15 years and things are good there but I can only see her every other week as she has a child which she looks after every other week. I like her but she's saying it will be tough to have a relationship. I've been staying with another girl for the past few days but haven't sealed the deal because she's a stripper, I could have easily and I still could but I've always lived by a no stripper code. The stripper wants me to move in with her but I think we'd just be fuck buddies living together if I did that. I guess I don't know what to do I need to get a new place asap so the offer from the stripper isn't terrible. 1st world problems lol. Other than that I also started composing music and got offered a roll in a movie last night as a viking. Life's crazy I don't know what to do.

My advice is as follows: step 1 knock that stripper up. Step 2 don't tell the other chick. Step 3 knock that other chick up too. Step 4 go be a famous actor and live with some onset hot ass viking chick. Step 5 wing it.

[RigPig]

Redz, I sure wish I worked Rigs with you! Fuck, without a doubt, your stories would easily turn a 5min coffee break into an hour long break no problem!
And in our freezing winters, that's a god send!! Lol

[RaginCajun]

well holy dog shit

the return of Redz.................

welcome back to the lounge

[73rr]

So I've been away for a while getting away from a crazy woman who even tried to put me in jail but thankfully the police sided with me but I got robbed of almost everything I own. None the less I'm happier than ever but facing new women dilemmas. I just recently came back to my home town and hooked up with a girl I've known for 15 years and things are good there but I can only see her every other week as she has a child which she looks after every other week. I like her but she's saying it will be tough to have a relationship. I've been staying with another girl for the past few days but haven't sealed the deal because she's a stripper, I could have easily and I still could but I've always lived by a no stripper code. The stripper wants me to move in with her but I think we'd just be fuck buddies living together if I did that. I guess I don't know what to do I need to get a new place asap so the offer from the stripper isn't terrible. 1st world problems lol. Other than that I also started composing music and got offered a roll in a movie last night as a viking. Life's crazy I don't know what to do.

Move in with the stripper until something better come along.

[Strongblood]

So, are you gonna move in with the stripper? Don't leave us hanging like this man!

[BG]

Lmao you really married her? You knew she was crazy.

Yeah the Latin singer is flat out nuts I stupidly got married to her and lost everything but I don't care. The woman that was married left her rich husband for me but then wanted to live in Florida so she married someone else for papers. I was still banging her up until she got married again.i didn't do the stripper and decided against it. Also moving in is a terrible plan she was already talking about having stripper parties and there was even a stripper pole there. The funny thing is I have always told the truth about these things.

[Mooseman33]

your going to be in a movie?

Do you really believe all this BS.

Cmon man

[redz]

I don't know if the movie will come to fruition but I was offered a roll. My life is always a roller coaster I never know what's coming. I have another option to move back near Toronto where I'd get use of a 7 series beamer which would be nice as my ex stole my car. I'm not taking the stripper option yet I'm going to see what other options there are and decide at the end of the month what to do. The stripper is a little out there but I think that's the norm for stripers.

[Euroholic]

I do hope they make a hollywood movie about your life bra its just full on and exciting.

[Hoggage_54]

your going to be in a movie?

Do you really believe all this BS.

Cmon man

A moose sighting LOL good to see you

[Hoggage_54]

I worked for a manger who used to BS like this on just about everything. Of course the stories changed from person to person as he told them, and some were so far from reality that people would laugh at his face and walk away from him.

A few of his stories:

He was dating a neurologist, but she lived in South America and didn't like having her picture taken.

He taught accounting (he was a finance manager), and had to leave early every Friday. His reason for leaving early? He taught "up north" and had a long drive. When you asked him where up north he taught this accounting, he couldn't tell you because it was at a battered woman's shelter and he couldn't reveal that to us because of confidentiality. One accounting conversation with him and you know he was clueless about the most basic accounting principles.

He had a scar on his neck. Where did he get this scar? He dove to take a bullet for his girlfriend during an armed robbery.

He was once held at gunpoint during a robbery at a convenience store and used his marital arts to break the guys arm and take his gun away from him.

He played all sorts of instruments.

He had 4 university degrees.

He spoke 6 languages.



He would say all of these stories to your face. I can't even imagine what he does on the internet. When I see this stuff, I'm not sure if redz is just trolling, but there are people out there who really believe this is what their life is like, lie their way into jobs, and cause multi million dollar accounting errors that screw over real people.

Redz, if you're not trolling, please get help.

[redz]

Not trolling my life is just crazy.

[Sehdee]

i would go with being a viking , that sounds pretty dope

[BG]

Not trolling my life is just crazy.

I believe you, you would have to be fully delusional like Silabolin is to come up with all this for years on in.

[Zodiac82]

Lol..oh man redz...welcome back!!

[Cuz]

I wanna know more on this viking movie role

[DocToxin8]

I thought my life was a mess.

Been married for nearly a year and we've actually agreed to separate.
Though she doesn't want a divorce, just for us to have some space to miss each other. I love her and wish her the best, but really hope she falls in love with someone else than me quick.
(There's also a lot of stuff I won't go into here)

Thx for the read Redz, I feel more normal now.

[Zodiac82]

I thought my life was a mess.

Been married for nearly a year and we've actually agreed to separate.
Though she doesn't want a divorce, just for us to have some space to miss each other. I love her and wish her the best, but really hope she falls in love with someone else than me quick.
(There's also a lot of stuff I won't go into here)

Thx for the read Redz, I feel more normal now.

This thread is pretty tame compared to redz other threads...
I always like readin them though lol

[redz]

So I hooked up with the girl from 15 years ago again last night and I was drinking a little and I may have done something stupid. I've been bare backing it and I didn't pull out last night. Not sure what I was thibking. Anyways she convinced me to get my stuff back from my crazy ex out of town so we did that today but I had to get a police escort and only ended up with 2 garbage bags full of clothes and 3 hockey sticks. The bitch stole everything now I have to sue her according to the cops. Fun times! At least I got some of my clothes back plus my entire gym is still at a buddies place so it's not a total loss.

[redz]

Oh and I forgot to mention I did get my ex back pretty good she was running her mouth about seeing some one then saw the smoking hot petite girl I'm banging now. The way she freaked was priceless wish I had a video. Oh and nothing new yet on the movie but I'll be seeing the guy in the next 2 weeks for more details.

[hammerheart]

my entire gym is still at a buddies place so it's not a total loss.

That's what really matters!