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    Man, talk about bad luck...

    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    No shit?
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    I once heard a story about a chick that did porn and took one too many up her anus and had to have it surgically repaired. While she was on the operating table she farted while the doctor was cauterizing her wounds in her stink hole causing a fire which shot into the doctors mouth and down into his lungs and it killed him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    No shit?
    None mentioned. Totally vaporous emission, although I'm sure a few micro-solids were released.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Laughing my ass off

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahbuddy289 View Post
    I once heard a story about a chick that did porn and took one too many up her anus and had to have it surgically repaired. While she was on the operating table she farted while the doctor was cauterizing her wounds in her stink hole causing a fire which shot into the doctors mouth and down into his lungs and it killed him.
    Dude,

    I saw that on true tv's "1000 days to die". Lol
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    Yeah I think that's where I saw it lol

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