Good day at the gym!

[diesel101]

I have been going to work out at night because of my schedule at work so I have been putting up with the dozens of new people in our gym every night. So today I finally get time to go in the afternoon when it is slow (so I thought) I pull up to the gym and it is fairly full for that time of day,when I walk in the new trainers approach me and want to talk with me for a minute.

We start talking and they ask if I would like some free sessions and of course I think to myself these 2 donut eating trainers have lost their mind if they think I am going to train with them.
Into the conversation they basically tell me they have offered this to a few of the regulars to help their business grow with the new members. I declined but thanked them any way and thought to myself it is actually a good business move on their part, a little deceiving but a good move.
I took it as a compliment anyway.

I get dressed and head to the weights and about fifteen minutes into it I see this attractive older lady hanging around watching me and finally she approaches me so pull out my ear buds and she asks if she could talk to me about some sessions(Now not to sound like a pervert but where my test levels are at I had about 36 indecent thoughts run through my mind instantly). I must of looked a little confused because she said "Your one of the trainers aren't you" I told her no and pointed over to the cheeseburger brothers over on the other side of the weight room and told her those are the trainers she needed to speak with and she suddenly had the you gotta be kidding look on her face. But I did take it make me feel good that she thought I was a trainer.

I finish my chest workout and I am ten foot tall, veins are popping, my chest feels 3 foot thick with how this day is going and as head to the locker room I bump into a woman that I talk with now and then at the gym when I see her. I will admit I am a huge flirt but I love my wife to death and would never stray but I do like to flirt. This gal is widowed and very attractive ( even if I were single she is way out of my league) as we are chit chatting she compliments me on my progress and says that she would like to find a workout partner( more indecent thoughts ).
Suddenly as we are talking about it I feel a little weird because this conversation seems to have become a little to friendly compared to our normal chit chat.
I do realize that she was being completely innocent and my test levels or imagination may have taken over for a minute.
But I did the only thing I could think of, I excused myself told her I had to go and ran for the locker room like nervous 8th grade boy at his first school dance.

[NACH3]

Hahaha - you sir, surely have a way with words, Deisel! You crack me the fuck up man!

So training partner?!

[diesel101]

Hahaha - you sir, surely have a way with words, Deisel! You crack me the fuck up man!

So training partner?!

If I were single and good looking I would be all over it!

[Capebuffalo]

There is nothing like flirting at the gym. It makes us feel wanted needed and just awesome. I'd never stray but taling the talk makes us men.

Great story.

[Proximal]

Congrats on the dedication to the wife. This was a great read, thanks.

[Zodiac82]

Lol...that's funny

[Euroholic]

I had a good chest session too mate.

Did about 6-7 reps of flat flyes vomited then still managed to push out another 3 reps with vomit all over my face in my eyes/ears. Fvck the intensity made me hard.

[diesel101]

I had a good chest session too mate.

Did about 6-7 reps of flat flyes vomited then still managed to push out another 3 reps with vomit all over my face in my eyes/ears. Fvck the intensity made me hard.

That is just wrong in so many ways!

[NACH3]

That is just wrong in so many ways!

Yeah lol we were actually talking about the lady's makin our dicks hard

[songdog]

I respect a man who is true too his wife!

[RaginCajun]

If I were single and good looking I would be all over it!

what gym are you at again?

i can be your stunt double, just have to grow back my beard!

[Marcus G]

I feel more relaxed now, knowing that it's not just me who gets indecent thoughts about attractive females that happen to speak me (must be the testosterone ) lol

[kelkel]

I finish my chest workout and I am ten foot tall, veins are popping, my chest feels 3 foot thick with how this day is going and as head to the locker room I bump into a woman

Diesel stay out of the womens locker room.

[Nephets]

I had a good chest session too mate.

Did about 6-7 reps of flat flyes vomited then still managed to push out another 3 reps with vomit all over my face in my eyes/ears. Fvck the intensity made me hard.

soooo, that's a 'no' for workout partner.

[Euroholic]

That is just wrong in so many ways!

How is that wrong? I finshed my set i did not give up.

Dont you guys get horney from a good pump/intense session?

[Euroholic]

soooo, that's a 'no' for workout partner.

Ifbb pros need only apply

[Euroholic]

I respect a man who is true too his wife!

Agree. Marriage is not for me but i respect it.

[Back In Black]

'Cheeseburger brothers' now that, that is funny