Meeting gym girls

[Sh0tsf1red]

Saw a good show at the gym yesterday. A typical douche gym bro was trying to hit on this girl and it looked like he failed miserably.

That led to much discussion in the locker room about "what works and what doesn't", which itself was comical.

What do you think is the best way to talk to/pick up girls at the gym? I thought this would be a good thread and I'm really looking forward to some of your responses, expecting some good laughs!!

For me, it's always been about trying to find the right balance of confidence and humor. The balance is key in my opinion, too much confidence can come off as threatening or just look like a douche.

Having a good build, nice tan and tattoos seems to help also LOL!

So let's hear it, what's your plan of attack or best gym pick up line?

[Capebuffalo]

I can teach you the proper way to do squat thrust Interested?

[austinite]

In my experience, most women want to be left alone in the gym. Not that there is anything wrong with conversing. But the worst thing you can do is try to show off. No matter how confident you feel, you will look silly. Just smile big towards her. That makes you inviting. Being friendly and funny is always good. In my experience, being friendly and inviting sometimes even gets them talking to you first. I cringe at some of the things I see at the gym. Most guys I see trying too hard be funny end up coming off as disrespectful.

Best place is on the treadmill. Kelkel would never know...

[austinite]

I can teach you the proper way to do squat thrust Interested?

lol. Want to go to Africa and kill lions with me?

[Capebuffalo]

lol. Want to go to Africa and kill lions with me?

Are you paying and when do we leave?

[hammerheart]

In my experience, most women want to be left alone in the gym. Not that there is anything wrong with conversing. But the worst thing you can do is try to show off. No matter how confident you feel, you will look silly. Just smile big towards her. That makes you inviting. Being friendly and funny is always good. In my experience, being friendly and inviting sometimes even gets them talking to you first. I cringe at some of the things I see at the gym. Most guys I see trying too hard be funny end up coming off as disrespectful.

Best place is on the treadmill. Kelkel would never know...

I have one huge issue when it comes to women. I can't smile. No matter how hard I try, I always fail at it.

It's like I'm unable to. How to fix?

[austinite]

I have one huge issue when it comes to women. I can't smile. No matter how hard I try, I always fail at it.

It's like I'm unable to. How to fix?

Try the orange peel method.

[calgarian]

man this thread keep pooping up almost once a year. OK my take? Gym is for workout, not socializing . When you dont have more then 1.5 hours and you are trying to for 2.5 hour workout you dont chit chat you have a look of "get the fvck outta my way" not saying that if i see a good looking women i wont look , i will look and look really good but thats it.

[calgarian]

I have one huge issue when it comes to women. I can't smile. No matter how hard I try, I always fail at it.

It's like I'm unable to. How to fix?

picture them naked with one boob sagging more then the other one.

[Sh0tsf1red]

man this thread keep pooping up almost once a year. OK my take? Gym is for workout, not socializing . When you dont have more then 1.5 hours and you are trying to for 2.5 hour workout you dont chit chat you have a look of "get the fvck outta my way" not saying that if i see a good looking women i wont look , i will look and look really good but thats it.

I mostly agree with this as I prefer to get work done than go for conversation

[Sh0tsf1red]

In my experience, most women want to be left alone in the gym. Not that there is anything wrong with conversing. But the worst thing you can do is try to show off. No matter how confident you feel, you will look silly. Just smile big towards her. That makes you inviting. Being friendly and funny is always good. In my experience, being friendly and inviting sometimes even gets them talking to you first. I cringe at some of the things I see at the gym. Most guys I see trying too hard be funny end up coming off as disrespectful.

Best place is on the treadmill. Kelkel would never know...

Treadmill is the spot if you're looking to talk

[AKD_FitChick]

I am one of those girls at the gym. I have had men try off the wall crap and they mess up my lifts and make themselves look like idiots. Those are turn offs.

The ones (when single) that got me were the ones that would smile and build a connection over time. Then a couple times later a hello gets said. Then it progresses. Or a man that would compliments something honest and pure (like great form, nice weight) on a lift I did. Or a man that would see me struggling and maybe come ask if I needed a spot, to get my weights up. Someone that noticed but not creepy notice.

I am in the gym to plow through my lifts but I am going to tell you, woman notice! We look just as much as you do. Especially if you're attractive and humble in the gym (not some show off cocky f*ck). Believe me, start slow with a smile and a possible compliment. A compliment is nice to hear always.

Some days I have my headphones in and just as head down only lifting. There is a body language that woman put off if they want to be talked to as well. Read their signs.

Saying this more as advice! You can meet a woman at the gym, just slow and steady.

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[diesel101]

I am on the other side of this problem. I am so tired of just being eye candy for the ladies.
Just because I am tan and jacked AF that doesn't give them the right to come up slap me on the Ass and say "Good game". I have a workout to do I don't have time to spot them every rep while they do squats.
Sometimes I wish they would realize there is more to me than just a muscle bound sexy beast lifting weights.

Thank god I come home to a good wife who lets me know that I am not as sexy I think I am.

[songdog]

In my experience, most women want to be left alone in the gym. Not that there is anything wrong with conversing. But the worst thing you can do is try to show off. No matter how confident you feel, you will look silly. Just smile big towards her. That makes you inviting. Being friendly and funny is always good. In my experience, being friendly and inviting sometimes even gets them talking to you first. I cringe at some of the things I see at the gym. Most guys I see trying too hard be funny end up coming off as disrespectful.

Best place is on the treadmill. Kelkel would never know...

Dam! Austin come's out swinging for the fence LOL

[AKD_FitChick]

I am on the other side of this problem. I am so tired of just being eye candy for the ladies.
Just because I am tan and jacked AF that doesn't give them the right to come up slap me on the Ass and say "Good game". I have a workout to do I don't have time to spot them every rep while they do squats.
Sometimes I wish they would realize there is more to me than just a muscle bound sexy beast lifting weights.

Thank god I come home to a good wife who lets me know that I am not as sexy I think I am.

If you meant this to be funny, it was very much so! Lol!

If you are serious that you live in a place where girls just slap your ass, I HAVE got to know what part you live in. That would crack me up if I saw that In person.

If you are serious. I get it. My ex was one of those big time built sexy men and won all types of shows before injury and he loved the attention from a far, but hated woman that would just stare and follow. I watched many woman act like idiots.

So were you joking or serious?


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[songdog]

I am on the other side of this problem. I am so tired of just being eye candy for the ladies.
Just because I am tan and jacked AF that doesn't give them the right to come up slap me on the Ass and say "Good game". I have a workout to do I don't have time to spot them every rep while they do squats.
Sometimes I wish they would realize there is more to me than just a muscle bound sexy beast lifting weights.

Thank god I come home to a good wife who lets me know that I am not as sexy I think I am.

I can really relate to this Diesel women can be such dogs sometimes and make us feel cheap

[Quester]

If you meant this to be funny, it was very much so! Lol!

If you are serious that you live in a place where girls just slap your ass, I HAVE got to know what part you live in. That would crack me up if I saw that In person.

If you are serious. I get it. My ex was one of those big time built sexy men and won all types of shows before injury and he loved the attention from a far, but hated woman that would just stare and follow. I watched many woman act like idiots.

So were you joking or serious?


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Deisel is one of the funniest dudes on here. Perhaps his experience is based upon the perils of having such a great sense of humor?

[Quester]

What works according to my experience/observation is being authentically funny while not being needy of attention or gracious when receiving it coupled with integrity, bravery and competence.

[Capebuffalo]

What works according to my experience/observation is being authentically funny while not being needy of attention or gracious when receiving it coupled with integrity, bravery and competence.

How does one prove his bravery at the gym?

[diesel101]

If you meant this to be funny, it was very much so! Lol!

If you are serious that you live in a place where girls just slap your ass, I HAVE got to know what part you live in. That would crack me up if I saw that In person.

If you are serious. I get it. My ex was one of those big time built sexy men and won all types of shows before injury and he loved the attention from a far, but hated woman that would just stare and follow. I watched many woman act like idiots.

So were you joking or serious?


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Completely 100% joking

I normally put my ear buds in and get the "I hate everyone look on my face" while I am working out. But after the workout I do chit chat with a few of the people.
Our gym has two young worthless trainers that have no experience so a few of the female members will ask for advice about training but no slapping on the ass yet.

[Capebuffalo]

If you meant this to be funny, it was very much so! Lol!

If you are serious that you live in a place where girls just slap your ass, I HAVE got to know what part you live in. That would crack me up if I saw that In person.

If you are serious. I get it. My ex was one of those big time built sexy men and won all types of shows before injury and he loved the attention from a far, but hated woman that would just stare and follow. I watched many woman act like idiots.

So were you joking or serious?


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When you work at Chippendales you kinda ask for it. And get paid for it. Lol

[cousinmuscles]

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I have gotten approached by fat and ugly chicks though. Last year some very overweight girl came up and talked to me and asked if we had ever gone to the same school before. Then she ended the convo by saying we'll meet again. I thought to myself well if you regularly come to the gym and lose 75% of your weight then maybe lol. This year a chubby girl asked me how the leg curl machine works after she took the pins out on the settings so that the pads fell down completely. She bent over trying to use the machine and showed me this landscape of fat mass and cellulites on her hamstring/butt area. I set the pins and said it should work now, and put my headphones on again.

If they look fit they probably take training seriously. When they do they don't want to get interrupted, like me. So you probably end up with fuglies trying their chances in the gym.

Re: AKD, that makes sense, if you see someone regularly you can have a conversation. Though I train at midnight and its just a few guys in the gym lol. Otherwise the gym feels like the wrong place to try.

[Capebuffalo]

I have gotten approached by fat and ugly chicks though. Last year some very overweight girl came up and talked to me and asked if we had ever gone to the same school before. Then she ended the convo by saying we'll meet again. I thought to myself well if you regularly come to the gym and lose 75% of your weight then maybe lol. This year a chubby girl asked me how the leg curl machine works after she took the pins out on the settings so that the pads fell down completely. She bent over trying to use the machine and showed me this landscape of fat mass and cellulites on her hamstring/butt area. I set the pins and said it should work now, and put my headphones on again.

If they look fit they probably take training seriously. When they do they don't want to get interrupted, like me. So you probably end up with fuglies trying their chances in the gym.

Re: AKD, that makes sense, if you see someone regularly you can have a conversation. Though I train at midnight and its just a few guys in the gym lol. Otherwise the gym feels like the wrong place to try.

[calgarian]

I have gotten approached by fat and ugly chicks though. Last year some very overweight girl came up and talked to me and asked if we had ever gone to the same school before. Then she ended the convo by saying we'll meet again. I thought to myself well if you regularly come to the gym and lose 75% of your weight then maybe lol. This year a chubby girl asked me how the leg curl machine works after she took the pins out on the settings so that the pads fell down completely. She bent over trying to use the machine and showed me this landscape of fat mass and cellulites on her hamstring/butt area. I set the pins and said it should work now, and put my headphones on again.

If they look fit they probably take training seriously. When they do they don't want to get interrupted, like me. So you probably end up with fuglies trying their chances in the gym.

Re: AKD, that makes sense, if you see someone regularly you can have a conversation. Though I train at midnight and its just a few guys in the gym lol. Otherwise the gym feels like the wrong place to try.

[RaginCajun]

got their numbers by any chance i know a guy may be int interested

i know one as well

he is furry and talks funny

[Sh0tsf1red]

Lol!

[calgarian]

i know one as well

he is furry and talks funny

hey i knew you would jump all over it. According to ladies my accent is "cute" whatever the fvck that means.
i know a guy who only dates tall girls cause he is short and ugly.

[cousinmuscles]

got their numbers by any chance i know a guy may be int interested

lol nope sorry

[calgarian]

lol nope sorry

damn you. next time take it. Tell them My friend "Gorilla" will be calling them...got it? RC if you call me ape I am going to go baboon on your skinny ass.

[cousinmuscles]

Whats RC?

[calgarian]

Whats RC?

RaginCajun = pain in my butt

[cousinmuscles]

LOL! Didn't know that. I'll take a number next time for you then.

[calgarian]

LOL! Didn't know that. I'll take a number next time for you then.

hey i said I know a guy i didnt say it was me...jeez jump to conclusions why dont you.

[Capebuffalo]

Get the short short running shorts. Don't wear underwear. When the lady is on a bench walk up and put your foot up on the nearest bench. Your twig and berries will slide out and into view. Ask how she's doing. And you can tell she works out a lot. If she doesn't look up to make eye contact she's yours for sure. This works 100% 30% of the time. And make sure you've splashed on Jungle Panther.

[calgarian]

Get the short short running shorts. Don't wear underwear. When the lady is on a bench walk up and put your foot up on the nearest bench. Your twig and berries will slide out and into view. Ask how she's doing. And you can tell she works out a lot. If she doesn't look up to make eye contact she's yours for sure. This works 100% 30% of the time. And make sure you've splashed on Jungle Panther.

dofus
While you are at it why dont you ask her "Pizza and fvck?" she will reply "fvcl you" and at that time respond "what no pizza?"

[Capebuffalo]

dofus
While you are at it why dont you ask her "Pizza and fvck?" she will reply "fvcl you" and at that time respond "what no pizza?"

Trying that one in the morning. It has winner written all over it.

[calgarian]

Trying that one in the morning. It has winner written all over it.

let me know which hospital i send the "get well soon" card lol

[Capebuffalo]

let me know which hospital i send the "get well soon" card lol

Think she's going to sex me into a coma?

[RaginCajun]

hey i knew you would jump all over it. According to ladies my accent is "cute" whatever the fvck that means.
i know a guy who only dates tall girls cause he is short and ugly.

KP? he is short

damn you. next time take it. Tell them My friend "Gorilla" will be calling them...got it? RC if you call me ape I am going to go baboon on your skinny ass.

bring it!

RaginCajun = pain in my butt

always!

[calgarian]

Think she's going to sex me into a coma?

no beat you into Coma....