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    Staring at a female lifter

    A few weeks ago I was in the gym at about 6:30am on a Thursday morning doing shoulders. I was zoned out, doing my own thing, focused on my reps.

    I was sitting on a bench counting the 15 seconds until my next set, when I noticed to my right a woman who I always see at the gym on weekday early mornings. She's pretty hardcore, low bodyfat, intense workouts, sits on the stairs afterwards eating chicken and rice, a pair of shoulders that would look half-decent on a man. I've seen her at the gym on weekday mornings at about 6am for almost 2 years now, never had a conversation with her though.

    So I'm sitting on a bench facing the mirror counting the seconds til my next set and I have my head rotated 90 degrees to the right basically just staring at her. She glanced over at me once and saw that I was looking over. Two seconds later she glances my way again and realises that I'm staring. I kept staring.

    I still haven't spoken to her but I'm pretty sure she knows why I was staring (i.e. admiring her workout and admiring her body for the work she put into it).

    It was only a few days later that I realised that I was pretty much just staring at a girl as she worked out at the gym. I'll try not to do that again but I'm pretty certain she knows why I was staring. For what it's worth, I was paying more attention to her shoulders than any other part of her body. They're pretty impressive.

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    I am pretty sure she thinks you are "that creepy guy" in the gym now. Glancing and getting caught is a lot different than the "serial killer pervert I'm gonna keep staring at you after I've been caught" look. She probably has a different idea of why you where staring.
    Just saying
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    Nah I think she knows that I was staring at her the same way people stare at me when I'm shadow boxing

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    Nah I think she knows that I was staring at her the same way people stare at me when I'm shadow boxing
    Still living in that secluded village for the mentally insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    Nah I think she knows that I was staring at her the same way people stare at me when I'm shadow boxing
    Yep I am sure that is exactly what she's thinking

    Shadow boxing in the gym definitely will get you the looks
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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    Nah I think she knows that I was staring at her the same way people stare at me when I'm shadow boxing
    Are you getting bad snow over in ireland? Must be hard to get to the gym at 6am lol

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    Are you still 140 lbs despite dozens of cycles and floods of Tren /NPP? Can you afford food? Housing?

    You sure make some staring material yourself
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    sounds like this is ole kimbo slice again

    if not, what are you afraid of, go talk to her when she is not lifting.

    unless you have a little pee pee that she will laugh at

    and shadow boxing, i will leave that one for hoggage

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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Are you still 140 lbs despite dozens of cycles and floods of Tren /NPP? Can you afford food? Housing?

    You sure make some staring material yourself
    Still gay for pay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    sounds like this is ole kimbo slice again

    if not, what are you afraid of, go talk to her when she is not lifting.

    unless you have a little pee pee that she will laugh at

    and shadow boxing, i will leave that one for hoggage
    She has a bf but I still might chat platonically.

    My gym has a room at the back with five hanging bags (for punching and kicking)... it's not like I shadow box in the squat rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    Still gay for pay?
    A job's a job.

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    Try reading her some of your poetry.
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    Or regale her with one of your stories about sitting in silence for days on end after some drunk gets you kicked out of pubbie housing.

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    I got my nose pierced and I've got my hair like Elvis.

    I'm not your average homeless bodybuilder-cum-powerlifter.

    Plus I started learning the harp last week. I practise for an hour a day. I'm in the beginners class with four young schoolgirls.

    Taking a break from writing poetry, however I did have a 4th book made, and I'm at 189 poems now. I had to change printer coz my usual guy refused to print it (he didn't give an explanation other than to say that he'd need it checked legally).

    Oh and I have the video of my deadlift personal record last month -- I was 65kg and the iron was 151kg.
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    Something about an ex girlfriend also i recall. Not sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Something about an ex girlfriend also i recall. Not sure...
    I've had half a dozen, I lose track.

    Trying to focus on future wives... I sent a registered letter to Cara Delevingne today

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    I've had half a dozen, I lose track.

    Trying to focus on future wives... I sent a registered letter to Cara Delevingne today
    Hmm her name is one of the words in your avi...

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    Have you talked to her yet? Hell, you just have to say sorry I was watching you workout. It's hard to have girls as friends but I have a number of girls at the gym I see there and talk to. Just don't hand her a poem

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Hmm her name is one of the words in your avi...
    That one's in Thailand somewhere to the best of my knowledge (if she's still around).

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    Quote Originally Posted by David LoPan View Post
    Have you talked to her yet? Hell, you just have to say sorry I was watching you workout. It's hard to have girls as friends but I have a number of girls at the gym I see there and talk to. Just don't hand her a poem

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    I could semi-accidentally leave my book near her dumbells

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    I would definitely show her your poetry and no doubt let her know you play the harp.
    As first date you could show her how to shadow box.

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    Or take her to your village for a date. Have your household mates cook for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    I would definitely show her your poetry and no doubt let her know you play the harp.
    As first date you could show her how to shadow box.
    Half the women in this town want my babies. Dunno if it's the harp or the poetry. Might also be what they heard about my ex girlfriend.

    Could also be the Elvis hair. Or the rainbow willy.

    As you can see I have a lot going for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    That one's in Thailand somewhere to the best of my knowledge (if she's still around).
    Shes not. You're fair chuffed with yourself that you caused her enough grief to kill herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Shes not. You're fair chuffed with yourself that you caused her enough grief to kill herself
    You're confusing my 2nd girlfriend with my 5th.

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    Damn this got out of hand. Harp and poetry does sound like a pretty Lethal combo for pulling chicks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clove1234 View Post
    Damn this got out of hand. Harp and poetry does sound like a pretty Lethal combo for pulling chicks
    You must not be familiar lover boy's past on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    You're confusing my 2nd girlfriend with my 5th.
    Leave the site. You were banned because you were piece of shit, absolute scum bag.

    Last thing ill say on the matter. Good riddance

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireApe View Post
    Oh and I have the video of my deadlift personal record last month -- I was 65kg and the iron was 151kg.
    Those were my stats with a T of 160 lolololol
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    How did I miss the Harp? Freaking funny as hell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Those were my stats with a T of 160 lolololol
    This is one of the reasons I think it's less funny to joke with these people. Less than a year ago he did 5kg less on deadlifts. If the guy is really doing the cycles he posts then he is just doing it for self harm. A 5kg gain in deadlifts from 145 to 150 can be done within a mesocycle when training naturally.

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    No matter what outcome you are looking for(unless its for her to think you're a creep) you should just talk to her and tell the truth. when telling the total truth you naturally display confidence. She will like it even if its just platonic. There is nothing wrong with being social.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David LoPan View Post
    How did I miss the Harp? Freaking funny as hell!
    Starting off with a smaller beginner's harp

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    Today the fav she-pharmacist of mine was wearing shorts on top of coloured socks. Love that. Got me and kept staring, she didn't seem displeased with it...

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    I will see if I can get a picture of the huge viking woman that is a power lifter at my gym. She is hot but I am scared of her. I have talked to her before unlike other people on here with no balls!

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    Laughed out loud at huge Viking woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Today the fav she-pharmacist of mine was wearing shorts on top of coloured socks. Love that. Got me and kept staring, she didn't seem displeased with it...
    did your pee pee move when you were undressing her with your eyes? or were you just worried about her shorts and socks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    did your pee pee move when you were undressing her with your eyes? or were you just worried about her shorts and socks?
    The very moment it tingled a bit yes, but was filled with joy as soon as it had the chance.
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    Hate when it just gets a tingle

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