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    Stupidest sh!t you've seen at the gym

    Just saw a guy slap Purell hand sanitizer all over his face.
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    I look in the mirror constantly at the gym, TY very much!
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    Stupidest sh!t you've seen at the gym-e314815d-81b3-4ce2-a9f0-31cf81419ce9.jpeg
    Speaks for itself
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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
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    Speaks for itself
    Wtf is happening here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I look in the mirror constantly at the gym, TY very much!
    Haha! As long as you' don't come stand in front of me mid-set to practice posing in *my* mirror. Or lift your shirt to check your abs every few minutes (or whenever a hot girl walk by)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Haha! As long as you' come stand in front of me mid-set to practice posing in *my* mirror. Or lift your shirt to check your abs every few minutes (or whenever a hot girl walk by)
    I try not to notice other people. I am usually lost in space during the actual workout. They are all probably pointing and laughing at me and I wouldn't notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Wtf is happening here?
    Some old guy passed out on the machine..he was out for like 20 min
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    Might not of been stupid but very comical it was actually a security recording of myself at the gym one night.
    I went in about 10 pm on a Saturday night had the whole gym to myself. I was about half way through my work out and a bat flew between me and the mirror. I spent the next 15 minutes chasing it around the gym with a broom before I finally Babe Ruthed it.
    The owner showed it to me the next day.

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    Very small like dwarf men 5ft 4" ish who always add a couple of inches on when asked really amuse - small man syndrome is fuking hilarious to watch especially when they not even big and should be with their deformed arms and legs lol. English sense of humour doesn't go down well with midgets

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    i went to midget wrestling.

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    There's an older woman (maybe 70) at my gym who lays out a mat and does yoga poses in between the weight benches. She's a bit 'odd' but quite, so no one asks her to move... I guess we're just a very polite gym... but she's oblivious to the traffic jam she creates.

    Stop over-thinking, simplicity facilitate many things.
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    Every guy on gear is part of a parade that shouts across the gym to each other, stops their set to go and hi five the other guys in this closed group. Its weird.

    Some also have bestfriend handshakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    Some old guy passed out on the machine..he was out for like 20 min
    That'll be me soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post

    Some also have bestfriend handshakes
    Literally lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Every guy on gear is part of a parade that shouts across the gym to each other, stops their set to go and hi five the other guys in this closed group. Its weird.

    Some also have bestfriend handshakes
    wait, you dont know the handshake yet?

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    Clearly im not welcome in their club. The biggest fucker did give my dad a handshake a couple of weeks ago.
    Im waiting to hear his pricelist hehe.

    One by one he does 1 pt session with them then they are part of the club..... i think he sells protein on the side

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    The guys who deadlift and their back has a bigger arch than a rainbow.

    Weighed lifting belt for bicep curls

    Set, Text, Water, Text, Shuffle Playlist, Text, Water, Jack volume up, Text, etc before doing another set

    Leaning on equipment chatting with other people with zero interest in using said equipment.

    People who chalk up the barbells then don't clean them after.

    One guy used rec drugs as a preworkout (think Charlie Sheen), on top of using the original Jack3d that got banned. No idea how his heart didn't explode.

    People who load up a machine with weights and then don't put the weights back. Funny story, this punk kid squatting 225 lbs, finishes his sets, doesn't unrack the weight. My mom walks up asks him if he's done, kid says "yeah...Oh do you want me to remove the weight for you." She laughed and said no I'll be fine. Then she does her 225 lbs for reps and embarrasses the kid (My mom is 5 feet tall, 130 lbs and was 58ish years old at the time)


    Should've made a home gym sooner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    The guys who deadlift and their back has a bigger arch than a rainbow.

    Weighed lifting belt for bicep curls

    Set, Text, Water, Text, Shuffle Playlist, Text, Water, Jack volume up, Text, etc before doing another set

    Leaning on equipment chatting with other people with zero interest in using said equipment.

    People who chalk up the barbells then don't clean them after.

    One guy used rec drugs as a preworkout (think Charlie Sheen), on top of using the original Jack3d that got banned. No idea how his heart didn't explode.

    People who load up a machine with weights and then don't put the weights back. Funny story, this punk kid squatting 225 lbs, finishes his sets, doesn't unrack the weight. My mom walks up asks him if he's done, kid says "yeah...Oh do you want me to remove the weight for you." She laughed and said no I'll be fine. Then she does her 225 lbs for reps and embarrasses the kid (My mom is 5 feet tall, 130 lbs and was 58ish years old at the time)


    Should've made a home gym sooner.
    All of that, but especially your mom. I'm 5'1, 115-120ish, 50 (and on Anavar ) but I'm squatting much less than that for reps. Your mom is the boss

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    That'll be me soon.
    During Today’s workout

    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    i think he sells protein on the side
    Probaly, I can see it being a big earner for him lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    During Today’s workout.

    If it wasn't legs it could happen.
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    Some guy today was sitting at the leg abduction machine, ridiculous limited rom, like he was just squeezing his balls, and also had a contented expression to his face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Haha! As long as you' don't come stand in front of me mid-set to practice posing in *my* mirror. Or lift your shirt to check your abs every few minutes (or whenever a hot girl walk by)
    Whats up with those mirrors anyways? They're like fun-house mirrors. I look like a beast in them. I get home and look in the mirror, and I look like a stick figure. How do I get gym mirrors in my house?
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    [QUOTE=PeanutbutterDC;7390015
    . Or lift your shirt to check your abs every few minutes (or whenever a hot girl walk by)[/QUOTE]

    Well, if we are by you, then we will never put our shirt down. LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Well, if we are by you, then we will never put our shirt down. LOL



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    Charger, you're too kind
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Well, if we are by you, then we will never put our shirt down. LOL



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    You fucking dick you stole my moment!
    Cock blocker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    You fucking dick you stole my moment!
    Cock blocker!
    You snooze, you lose.

    You do realize that I would never make comments like this until I started “hanging out with you”. LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    You snooze, you lose.

    You do realize that I would never make comments like this until I started “hanging out with you”. LOL



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    I am contagious.

    The thing you gotta remember about charger, PB...
    Is he is a lot older than me. Nuff said.

    Actually you two would make quite the pair! Same age and both serious about this and look good!

    Where the fuck is that guy Cupid?
    He was on here planning a cycle just the othrr day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I am contagious.

    The thing you gotta remember about charger, PB...
    Is he is a lot older than me. Nuff said.

    Actually you two would make quite the pair! Same age and both serious about this and look good!

    Where the fuck is that guy Cupid?
    He was on here planning a cycle just the othrr day...
    Haha boys! I appreciate the attention
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    There is this guy in the gym who comes around 4. he spend more time flexing his "Ausi" muscles in mirror then do one set pose again and try to see who is watching him. Some days I just want to punch him.
    Oh this old lady with the sunglasses at 8am in the morning sounded like a broken drum (seriously ) when she talked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I am contagious.


    Is he is a lot older than me....
    You could have left out the “a lot”. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    You could have left out the “a lot”. LOL


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    I will pay the price.
    I am looking at my future worried now.
    I dont want to age.

    Every time I pay a bill I think "Shit I just paid this".
    We only get so many months and they go too fast.

    Time flies!

    At least thats what I tell the repo man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I will pay the price.
    I am looking at my future worried now.
    I dont want to age.

    Every time I pay a bill I think "Shit I just paid this".
    We only get so many months and they go too fast.

    Time flies!

    At least thats what I tell the repo man

    My parents used to say life goes by like the blink of an eye.

    You don't believe it until you get older, but holy shit.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    You could have left out the “a lot”. LOL


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    Right! Especially bc then he goes on to say you and I are the same age lol
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    Anyone ever watch those gym fail compilation videos on youtube? Theyre hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    My parents used to say life goes by like the blink of an eye.

    You don't believe it until you get older, but holy shit.....
    I already can't keep up.
    I will miss this summer just like the last.
    Being with my kids and gf is the only thing that slows time down. Swear being busy makes years pass like months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I will pay the price.
    I am looking at my future worried now.
    I dont want to age.

    Every time I pay a bill I think "Shit I just paid this".
    We only get so many months and they go too fast.

    Time flies!

    At least thats what I tell the repo man
    If we live to be 70, that's only 613,200 hours of life. Factor in rest room and sleep we cut that 613k in half
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    Quote Originally Posted by m.hornbuckle View Post
    If we live to be 70, that's only 613,200 hours of life. Factor in rest room and sleep we cut that 613k in half
    Definitely need a couple extra hours per day. 24 is too short
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    He's going for that dry look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    Definitely need a couple extra hours per day. 24 is too short
    So factor in were about 30-35. We got about a little over 300k hours left.

    So when I see a jag off doing the text shuffle text volume up set rest on a bench I need, it's stupid as stupid gets. I can crank out 6-7 sets in 10 minutes, why do people insist on wasting my hours of life
    push iron or GTFO the pot
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    My parents used to say life goes by like the blink of an eye.

    You don't believe it until you get older, but holy shit.....
    Holy shit indeed....

    Stop over-thinking, simplicity facilitate many things.

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