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Thread: SUBURBANITES normies AND me (explicit)

  1. 10-08-2019, 07:59 PM #1
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    SUBURBANITES normies AND me (explicit)

    People need to learn to leave shit accessible.
    The dumbest shit about the suburbs is all the crap people put in their yards with no access to a vehicle.

    500 gd random ass bushes that look like hell anyway and make it where you cant even host a decent bbq and a three foot gate.
    Then they let four maple trees get 70' tall over it all.
    Then they are suprised at how much I want to remove them.
    Well fuck off! I dont want to carry a fucking tree the size of your house 200' after avoiding every faggot lawn trinket you stacked all over hell, bringing it down.

    I guess people have different priorities than I do. I want efficient easy access with low maitenance. I want shade I will go inside with the AC!

    I cant wait to build a house because the single most important aspect will be a driveway that encircles the house with the option on exit to drive a tractor trailer into a shop or park it outside or drive right back out.

    I will come in and out that motherfucker drifting the turn when I am in a hurry.

    I would also like to conrete the entire fucking thing but many counties now tax concrete driveway per square foot.
    Employees will be required to keep every goddamn pothole filled before it starts so that nothing slows my ass down. Their will be a big fucking pile of crush and run gravel just for this purpose.

    If I want pretty and peaceful I will go fuck something or go somewhere and see it.

    I haven't been home in 20 years.
    My house is my base of operations where shit is dispatched to get done out in the cocksucker of a world.
    No one fucks with me at or near my base of operations.

    I guess I am just more sentimental than the idiots stacking flimsy ass shit in their back yard. Cheap made shit that looks "pretty"!
    You know whats pretty?

    A 300 Komatsu track hoe... A double bin 378 peterbilt with a knuckle boom... A D8 dozer, a TL-12 tracked uniloader, a shop filled with rope, cable, carabiners, saddles, and other shit I dont have to use because I am the mfer with the plan and insurance who's ass is on the line.

    But yeah... Them lawn gnomes and piss elms you planted that I just cut off your house...

    I'm not greedy.
    I just like kicking ass and being all I can be.
    I do contract work for normies and it blows me away. Especially in the suburbs with 500k houses stacked three feet away from one another.

    How the hell do you live like that?
    Why do so damn many want to live like that?
    Work 40 hrs and haul ass home to pray for a vacation from pissery every day... Hit the homebound mob on the freeway to your little gated community that for the same price you could have bought 80 acres and built a house away from the bullshit at least.

    For christ sake I can walk across a suburban yard and break shit without knowing it and my shoulders dont fit between your houses. Good idea planting a maple between them dumbass.

    Freedom is a truck loaded with equipment, being good at your trade, and being your own boss.

    God I love the rush of hauling ass and getting shit done. I could never work for someone again.
    I dont know how I ever did.
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    Can I have an army of garden gnomes and duct tape little toy AKs to their hands though? Is that acceptable?
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  3. 10-09-2019, 05:23 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    Can I have an army of garden gnomes and duct tape little toy AKs to their hands though? Is that acceptable?
    Yes but please move them before I cut down your tree
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    obs you got to either up your dosage or lower it. Whatever your currently running seems off. lol.
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    I think the most frustrating thing I dug out of rant is people’s complete lack of sense or planning, so they just dump their shit off on someone else.

    also they sound like yuppie natty fuck heads
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  7. 10-09-2019, 09:33 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    I think the most frustrating thing I dug out of rant is people’s complete lack of sense or planning, so they just dump their shit off on someone else.

    also they sound like yuppie natty fuck heads
    Its just normal people in general.
    Cookie cutter everything.
    Couldnt het these fuckers to think for themselves if their lives depended on it.
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    This really deserved another video Obs. Reading the words only, doesn’t quite do it justice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    This really deserved another video Obs. Reading the words only, doesn’t quite do it justice.
    I will broadcast my nervous breakdown live
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  10. 10-15-2019, 08:08 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Just go real fast, that way you’re not on the grass long enough to sink
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  12. 10-15-2019, 01:18 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    Just go real fast, that way you’re not on the grass long enough to sink
    My exact plan coming into this.
    Got done loaded shit and it started hailing!
    I am one lucky SOB today
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