People need to learn to leave shit accessible.
The dumbest shit about the suburbs is all the crap people put in their yards with no access to a vehicle.

500 gd random ass bushes that look like hell anyway and make it where you cant even host a decent bbq and a three foot gate.
Then they let four maple trees get 70' tall over it all.
Then they are suprised at how much I want to remove them.
Well fuck off! I dont want to carry a fucking tree the size of your house 200' after avoiding every faggot lawn trinket you stacked all over hell, bringing it down.

I guess people have different priorities than I do. I want efficient easy access with low maitenance. I want shade I will go inside with the AC!

I cant wait to build a house because the single most important aspect will be a driveway that encircles the house with the option on exit to drive a tractor trailer into a shop or park it outside or drive right back out.

I will come in and out that motherfucker drifting the turn when I am in a hurry.

I would also like to conrete the entire fucking thing but many counties now tax concrete driveway per square foot.
Employees will be required to keep every goddamn pothole filled before it starts so that nothing slows my ass down. Their will be a big fucking pile of crush and run gravel just for this purpose.

If I want pretty and peaceful I will go fuck something or go somewhere and see it.

I haven't been home in 20 years.
My house is my base of operations where shit is dispatched to get done out in the cocksucker of a world.
No one fucks with me at or near my base of operations.

I guess I am just more sentimental than the idiots stacking flimsy ass shit in their back yard. Cheap made shit that looks "pretty"!
You know whats pretty?

A 300 Komatsu track hoe... A double bin 378 peterbilt with a knuckle boom... A D8 dozer, a TL-12 tracked uniloader, a shop filled with rope, cable, carabiners, saddles, and other shit I dont have to use because I am the mfer with the plan and insurance who's ass is on the line.

But yeah... Them lawn gnomes and piss elms you planted that I just cut off your house...

I'm not greedy.
I just like kicking ass and being all I can be.
I do contract work for normies and it blows me away. Especially in the suburbs with 500k houses stacked three feet away from one another.

How the hell do you live like that?
Why do so damn many want to live like that?
Work 40 hrs and haul ass home to pray for a vacation from pissery every day... Hit the homebound mob on the freeway to your little gated community that for the same price you could have bought 80 acres and built a house away from the bullshit at least.

For christ sake I can walk across a suburban yard and break shit without knowing it and my shoulders dont fit between your houses. Good idea planting a maple between them dumbass.

Freedom is a truck loaded with equipment, being good at your trade, and being your own boss.

God I love the rush of hauling ass and getting shit done. I could never work for someone again.
I dont know how I ever did.