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    Dog is addicted to cigarettes.

    I just came to the realization why my dog's been acting weird the last week

    He's quitting smoking with me, he sleeps in my bed every night he's with me every second of the day that I'm home and since he was a puppy he's been used to Non-Stop chain-smoking

    So I'm pretty sure he's secondhand addicted to nicotine I mean he's a hundred pounds less than us

    Should I do something for him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I just came to the realization why my dog's been acting weird the last week

    He's quitting smoking with me, he sleeps in my bed every night he's with me every second of the day that I'm home and since he was a puppy he's been used to Non-Stop chain-smoking

    So I'm pretty sure he's secondhand addicted to nicotine I mean he's a hundred pounds less than us

    Should I do something for him?
    Shave ass... Nicotine patch
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    Normally, I expect a subject line like that to open to some crazy ass thread about something completely different... Nope.

    I do NOT recommend you do to him what I did when I quit 15 years ago... go get really fat.

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    He may need to see a psychiatrist.
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    cold turkey.

    He'll probably get over things faster than a human would.


    What else would you do for him anyway? Put copenhagen in his dog food? Not a great idea. Dog puke is sooo much fun to clean up.

    Although it would turn him into a badass and a sexual tyrannosaurs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    cold turkey.

    He'll probably get over things faster than a human would.


    What else would you do for him anyway? Put copenhagen in his dog food? Not a great idea. Dog puke is sooo much fun to clean up.

    Although it would turn him into a badass and a sexual tyrannosaurs....
    Who wouldn’t have time to bleed
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    Sounds like you sticking with it man, good job!

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