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Thread: First time you broke the law?

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    First time you broke the law?

    My first crime was vandalising my elementary school teacher's house at the age of 11 around christmas time. He lives not far away from me, and he is notorious for his excessive christmas decorations, from halloween to easter. He is also the biggest c*nt ive ever met.

    What was the first crime you committed?

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    I witnessed what goes on in Marcus' basement. It was criminal of me to watch such acts, even if I didn't participate.
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    can't/won't say what it was, but i was 6 years old at the time..... early bloomer

    been hustling ever since..

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    I am a very very good girl. I haven't gotten in trouble......yet
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    I used to steal from the souvenir shops when I was around 10, was a little thief growing up.

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    Tresspassing has always been my thing.. Old factories around town, junk yards train yards, abandoned houses. Stole some misc stuff but never shoplifted

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I witnessed what goes on in Marcus' basement. It was criminal of me to watch such acts, even if I didn't participate.
    Hmmm I have an idea of what you might have seen down there...


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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    I am a very very good girl. I haven't gotten in trouble......yet
    You mean you have not gotten caught.

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    Lots of speeding tickets for me really nothing else too crazy tbh

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    Didn't realize how old this thread was...

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    Day I was born.
    Damn doctor slapped me first
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Day I was born.
    Damn doctor slapped me first
    On the day I was born the nurses all gathered round and gazed in amazement at the joy they had found.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Day I was born.
    Damn doctor slapped me first
    Obviously not hard enough....
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    Ive never broken the law.
    I follow all rules/laws/regulations at all times. I am an upstanding law abiding citizen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    Ive never broken the law.
    I follow all rules/laws/regulations at all times. I am an upstanding law abiding citizen!

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    Yep throwing the BS flag on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    Ive never broken the law.
    I follow all rules/laws/regulations at all times. I am an upstanding law abiding citizen!

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    Doesnt using gear count as illegal?

    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Yep throwing the BS flag on this one.
    Lol right!


    I stole when I was like 6. Been a criminal ever since.
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    Cant remember, but boy I've been in alot of trouble in my lifetime. Nothing too serious, just fun stuff. Like pipe bomb in a county dumpster when I was 15. Arrested by railroad police when 14. In trouble with GBI 3 times. Locked up for public drunkenness, stealing porn, running over around 60 mailboxes and street signs, writing bad check, all separate occurrences. Lots of other encounters with the po po
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    On the day I was born the nurses all gathered round and gazed in amazement at the joy they had found.
    It is funny that you put that. I am into music and I am trying to put a song to a person. That was the song I put to you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Obviously not hard enough....
    LMAO!!!


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    Inadvertently drained a stamp kiosk of all all its change with friends at school. Thought it was funny that you could put in a quarter, get change for your quarter and still get your quarter back. In our youthful joy, didn't realize we were committing a federal crime.

    FBI didn't join in our humor, but let us off. Things were a little easier going in the 70's.

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    delete..
    Last edited by EDCG19; 12-14-2018 at 11:53 AM.
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    No victim, no crime.
    as such, I've never committed a crime or broken a legitimate law.
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