Gym crimes

[tarmyg]

I guess my experience is a bit different and something I've had to get used to living in India.

1. Guy starts playing with my phone saying it looks nice while I'm lifting weights.

2. Guy starts removing plates from my bar while I'm squatting because he needed them. Note, I mean literally in the middle of my movement.

3. Guy sits down next to me and gently start touching my bicep because it looks so nice.

4. Guy get the supervisor because I did not allow him to work-in and do bicep curls with the bar I was using for squats in the squat rack.

5. Guy doing bicep curls with 16lb weights, literally, throws them forward when he is done. We did "escort" this guy out.

6. Guy asking if I only eat chicken while holding a squat at the bottom position.

I could go on but think my point is clear. It's different standard here.

[Proximal]

As the owner of an 800 member gym.. having hand picked tons of equipment , specialty bars, racks, machines, weights plates, etc.. you name it. having put 1000s of hours into this endeavor and design. nothing pisses me off more then to see people mis-match plates on a plate rack. so much so that if someone wants to get to a 10 pound plate they have to remove two 45s and a 25 to get to a couple 10s .. I mean who in their right mind does this shit !!!
I had upon design everything organized to a T . theres a rack and a place for every single plate individually. theres an obvious set place where everything goes back to upon finishing using it. how does this even happen. I often times think its Satan himself just doing it to torment me

never do this people, never never never.. always put your plates back where they belong (unless you want your gym to close down cause your OCD gym owner died of a heart attack after seeing this bullshit for the millionth time)

My secret shame.

Being pissed at people that can’t put the plates back on the correct rack.

Go OCD!

[Proximal]

I actually do prefer decaf
I just see this crap daily, it's getting old. And I don't understand, when I decided to start going to the gym I looked up the educate. Did no one else? They just figured they would start going to the gym and doing whatever they read in a Cosmo article one day (or wherever these low t, skinnyfat, man bun having, douches get their ideas)? Oh! I remember! I just saw one doing walking lunges with karate kicks and kiais mixed in! That was actually entertaining as hell!
I actually intended my original post to be more about training and proper supersetting, didn't end up that way

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Great thread, post away.

Gyms our our home away from home, our churches, our sanctuaries.

Banish those that trespass against us in our place of worship.

[Old Duffer]

My secret shame.

Being pissed at people that can’t put the plates back on the correct rack.

Go OCD!

I can one up you. Between sets I will wonder the gym, catching my breath, and putting plates back where they belong

[99JT]

I can't stand when I'm using a set of dumbbells and someone puts the wrong set back in their place (usually a way lighter set) I mean are we that f***ing lazy or just stupid??? seeing the racks at my gym are clearly labeled with numbers that correspond to the weight that should be there I'm going with the first option.

[charger69]

As the owner of an 800 member gym.. having hand picked tons of equipment , specialty bars, racks, machines, weights plates, etc.. you name it. having put 1000s of hours into this endeavor and design. nothing pisses me off more then to see people mis-match plates on a plate rack. so much so that if someone wants to get to a 10 pound plate they have to remove two 45s and a 25 to get to a couple 10s .. I mean who in their right mind does this shit !!!
I had upon design everything organized to a T . theres a rack and a place for every single plate individually. theres an obvious set place where everything goes back to upon finishing using it. how does this even happen. I often times think its Satan himself just doing it to torment me

never do this people, never never never.. always put your plates back where they belong (unless you want your gym to close down cause your OCD gym owner died of a heart attack after seeing this bullshit for the millionth time)

It is good to hear from a gym owner for their perspective.
I will go a little further. I always wanted to be the owner of a gym so any gym I go to, I treat it like mine. What really irks me is the plate stands have the fucking weight listed for each place. You don’t need to read English, you just need to match numbers. You put the weight in the wrong spot and now the other spots are deemed useless because the weights don’t fit. Evan with that, assholes still put them there. Now the digging begins.
I usually try and organize the weights correctly. I go into the gym with the mentality to get out as quick as possible ( and still complete my routine).
Don’t fuck with my time assholes!

All of this and I still haven’t started halo..... just tren . LOL
Just wait until I start the two together.



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[Windex]

Little prick cvnts that show up as a circle jerk on the squat rack (or any popular equipment) doing a bullsit mickey mouse routine. They hog it for literally an hour - only to realize their quads are still smaller than their wrist.

Dumb attention whoring women taking pictures for their social media or whatever nonsense. The men are at the gym to spread their lats, not your legs you wannabe barbie.

Clueless cucks chalking the bench bar and having a bottle of honey or bag of gummy bears in their pocket, because they are about to bench 145lbs and want their "glucose spike". Your not seth feroce or brian shaw. Put down the honey and pick up a water bottle.

Moronic gear talk in the locker room. There's maybe 1-2 minutes I don't have my headphones it and it always comes up. One more kid that says oral only cycle is going to get a bottle of super doses laxatives sold to him as anavar and then a 19" dildo rammed down his throat. How's that for an oral only cycle.

Everyone wearing "BOSS" apparel

[charger69]

Little prick cvnts that show up as a circle jerk on the squat rack (or any popular equipment) doing a bullsit mickey mouse routine. They hog it for literally an hour - only to realize their quads are still smaller than their wrist.

Dumb attention whoring women taking pictures for their social media or whatever nonsense. The men are at the gym to spread their lats, not your legs you wannabe barbie.

Clueless cucks chalking the bench bar and having a bottle of honey or bag of gummy bears in their pocket, because they are about to bench 145lbs and want their "glucose spike". Your not seth feroce or brian shaw. Put down the honey and pick up a water bottle.

Moronic gear talk in the locker room. There's maybe 1-2 minutes I don't have my headphones it and it always comes up. One more kid that says oral only cycle is going to get a bottle of super doses laxatives sold to him as anavar and then a 19" dildo rammed down his throat. How's that for an oral only cycle.

Everyone wearing "BOSS" apparel

LMAO- I would hate to see you on tren . LOL


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[Kyle1337]

I really don’t understand dudes that have coordinated, good looking gym wear - wtf.

Ahh FUCK that's me. Not gonna lie. I'm always matching - shoes, shirt, headphones. FUCK IT, feel good LOOK good. Look good FEEL good. Hah.

Also, the women bitches in the gym are the best because everyone else is too busy staring at their ass and they don't make gains. And ppl wonder why they don't make progress. More gains for me.

[Windex]

LMAO- I would hate to see you on tren . LOL


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I am on Tren...

[99JT]

maybe its just me but dose anyone get annoyed at those guys that come to the gym all dressed up like their going to church or something with their shirts all tucked in and everything? its like they cant be seen with gym cloths on outside of the gym.

[Charlie67]

maybe its just me but dose anyone get annoyed at those guys that come to the gym all dressed up like their going to church or something with their shirts all tucked in and everything? its like they cant be seen with gym cloths on outside of the gym.

I go to the gym straight from work, so I fall into that category.... but I do leave in gym clothes.

And, I've also been that guy working out in his dress clothes because sometimes I'm forgetful... yesterday in fact, I forgot my freaking gym shoes. So I worked out in shorts, a t-shirt, and calf high black dress socks and black dress shoes... sexy as Fk. I've done similar things so many times that know one even cares anymore.

The people who irritate me are the ones who wont workout because they forgot their favorite socks, or they didn't pack a t-shirt... whatever. Who cares what clothes you wear? You're already there, just get your shit done and go home. no excuses.

[99JT]

I go to the gym straight from work, so I fall into that category.... but I do leave in gym clothes.

And, I've also been that guy working out in his dress clothes because sometimes I'm forgetful... yesterday in fact, I forgot my freaking gym shoes. So I worked out in shorts, a t-shirt, and calf high black dress socks and black dress shoes... sexy as Fk. I've done similar things so many times that know one even cares anymore.

The people who irritate me are the ones who wont workout because they forgot their favorite socks, or they didn't pack a t-shirt... whatever. Who cares what clothes you wear? You're already there, just get your shit done and go home. no excuses.

If you're coming from work that's fine but theirs a few at my gym who get their at 7am dressed all fancy and their retired. I mean why waste the time just throw some clothes on and go.

[Proximal]

Lol, was working out today and I inadvertently used the towel of the dude next to me. I didn’t realize it & he didn’t say anything.

After he left and I was finishing off a couple of more sets I saw my towel and realized what I had done.

I saw him somewhere else in the gym and asked, did I use your towel. He said yes I did, but didn’t want to say anything because I looked mad. I just apologized a best as I could.

I know I have a look, but JC.

[kbunyan]

I need to start carry a few cans of air freshener. Mfer literally stink the whole area.

[HoldMyBeer]

I need to start carry a few cans of air freshener. Mfer literally stink the whole area.

Lol where you w a group of people and moved away when he went to use a bench near you guys? Had a thread about that earlier....

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[kbunyan]

Lol where you w a group of people and moved away when he went to use a bench near you guys? Had a thread about that earlier....

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Nawww, this is just a few guys in gym wearing nice clean clothes and shoes but stink about 10 feet diameter

[redz]

Fat sacks of shit using 5 pairs of dumbbells at once with non of them higher than 22.5lbs then leaving them all over the floor I wanted to throw them at him then I remembered that I’m on Tren and snapped back into realty.

[xxblazenlowxx]

The guy with a weight belt and wrist straps deadlifting 135lbs in the squat rack slamming them on the floor each rep like it was 2 tons

Anybody doing anything in the squat rack that can be done elsewhere

[Windex]

Fat sacks of shit using 5 pairs of dumbbells at once with non of them higher than 22.5lbs then leaving them all over the floor I wanted to throw them at him then I remembered that I’m on Tren and snapped back into realty.

Haha yep. What's more one set to rack the weights.

My Tren blast is coming up. Should be fun...going for a new highest dose

[99JT]

The guy with a weight belt and wrist straps deadlifting 135lbs in the squat rack slamming them on the floor each rep like it was 2 tons

Anybody doing anything in the squat rack that can be done elsewhere

Got that guy at my gym doing 185lb sumo deadlifts and literally dropping it the owner of the gym (a really nice guy never seen him pissed) flipped out and told him to quiet down or leave. Then he bitches how nothing gets said to the guys lifting 400+lbs .

[charger69]

Haha yep. What's more one set to rack the weights.

My Tren blast is coming up. Should be fun...going for a new highest dose

Add some Halo and you have a person in the edge of going postal! LOL


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[charger69]

Fat sacks of shit using 5 pairs of dumbbells at once with non of them higher than 22.5lbs then leaving them all over the floor I wanted to throw them at him then I remembered that I’m on Tren and snapped back into realty.

Funny thing... I ranted about that about a month ago. I let them see that I am taking pictures of their mess. They get nervous. If they ask, I would just say that I takenpics at gyms that are representative of the people that go to the gym. Not very good etiquette.


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[HoldMyBeer]

The guy with a weight belt and wrist straps deadlifting 135lbs in the squat rack slamming them on the floor each rep like it was 2 tons

Anybody doing anything in the squat rack that can be done elsewhere

I drop the weights deadlifting, anything over 200. Poor ROM, it gets dangerous on the eccentric past the knee for me

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[Windex]

Add some Halo and you have a person in the edge of going postal! LOL


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I think the 1200mg of Tren will be enough...

[charger69]

I think the 1200mg of Tren will be enough...

Holy shit. I tried 900 for 2 weeks and felt like the walking dead.


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[Ashop]

Little prick cvnts that show up as a circle jerk on the squat rack (or any popular equipment) doing a bullsit mickey mouse routine. They hog it for literally an hour - only to realize their quads are still smaller than their wrist.

Dumb attention whoring women taking pictures for their social media or whatever nonsense. The men are at the gym to spread their lats, not your legs you wannabe barbie.

Clueless cucks chalking the bench bar and having a bottle of honey or bag of gummy bears in their pocket, because they are about to bench 145lbs and want their "glucose spike". Your not seth feroce or brian shaw. Put down the honey and pick up a water bottle.

Moronic gear talk in the locker room. There's maybe 1-2 minutes I don't have my headphones it and it always comes up. One more kid that says oral only cycle is going to get a bottle of super doses laxatives sold to him as anavar and then a 19" dildo rammed down his throat. How's that for an oral only cycle.

Everyone wearing "BOSS" apparel

There is a young guy that comes to my gym and hops on different machines and does selfies and face time chats without ever doing a single rep.

[Proximal]

Princesses with the elastic-bands around their thighs in order to work glutes.

I know exactly what the bands are supposed to do & being a fashion accessory ain’t one of them.

[Windex]

Holy shit. I tried 900 for 2 weeks and felt like the walking dead.


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Eh...it's only for 4 weeks. Pinning no ester compounds 3x per day will get old fast.

4 week prime then
1-4 Tren @ 1200mg + 150mg Deca
5-8 Deca @ 900mg + 150mg Tren
9-12 Tren 600 + Deca 600

Then back down to my modified HRT

[Ashop]

Eh...it's only for 4 weeks. Pinning no ester compounds 3x per day will get old fast.

4 week prime then
1-4 Tren @ 1200mg + 150mg Deca
5-8 Deca @ 900mg + 150mg Tren
9-12 Tren 600 + Deca 600

Then back down to my modified HRT

Yes it will. Real fast. I get tired of pinning just once per day.

[kbunyan]

Have we done this ? Gym newbies wearing superman tshirts with printed abs ��

[HoldMyBeer]

Have we done this ? Gym newbies wearing superman tshirts with printed abs ��

Awwhhhh come on! Those are entertaining!

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[HoldMyBeer]

When you're doing cardio, and the whole row of treadmills are available, and some mother fucker chooses the one right next to you

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[Proximal]

Anyone who is talking louder than my music.

[GirlyGymRat]

Late arriving yogi places mat almost on top of mine when their is PLENTY of SPACE near the back of studio.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

When you're doing cardio, and the whole row of treadmills are available, and some mother fucker chooses the one right next to you

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I take that about the same way I take someone coming over to the urinal beside me when there are others open

[Windex]

Late arriving yogi places mat almost on top of mine when their is PLENTY of SPACE near the back of studio.

They find you dazzling and want to get closer.

[Proximal]

Late arriving yogi places mat almost on top of mine when their is PLENTY of SPACE near the back of studio.

Turns out, my yoga matt still smells like goat pee.

Allow me to spread the joy.

[GirlyGymRat]

Turns out, my yoga matt still smells like goat pee.

Allow me to spread the joy.

That’s just wrong.

[Proximal]

That’s just wrong.

Yeah, it is.

It was SO hot & Sunny, they moved us to a different area for our session. Problem was, ground was saturated and permeated into our matts.

They are a non-profit organization though & give all of their proceeds to animal shelters. How can you be angry with that?