10 "If you" questions! Share your thoughts!

[Fiskevatten]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?


2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?


3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?


4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?


5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?


6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?


7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?


8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?


9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?


10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?

[Obs]

1
Never married
2
Myself before I got married
3
I think I found it. I like what I do because its hard to make it in this industry and people want to see me fail but I don't.
4
Hulkthorbatmerica
5
Done. Windex could use one though.

[Obs]

6
Too many to name. Bankgurl to start
7
Play with myself duh and marry a rich guy.
8
Glitter
9
Balls and drive
10
A house and a grapple truck

[Fiskevatten]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?
- Use my fists more at a younger age, or rather at all.

2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?
- Tony Robbins (That dude is pure magic)

3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?
- Fitness model, which is strange since I focus on becoming an inventor.

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
- Immortality! I would be able to leave mankind behind for that.

5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?
- Gudrun Schyman and her like - Radical leftist feminist leader in Sweden

6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?
- Amen to that! Too many!
Right now it's Úrsula Corberó from "La Casa de Papel" serie.

7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?
- Act in german gangbang pron! Becoming a fulltime wh**e!

8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?
- Tricky, since solving one would make it easier for the majority of idiots to survive.
I'll say Space Travel, we'll need it!

9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?
- Respect and laughter, the kind of guy you'd have a party for at his funeral.

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?
- Dan Bilzerian life pretty much exactly!
Fast cars, hot chicks, huge celebrity parties, awesome house and extreme sports each and every day for that week.
Wanna say the travel as well, but no time.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?

Start taking steroids sooner, in higher doseages, and not have taken a 10 year break where I was natty.

2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?

God

3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?

Something not oil field related.

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Invincibility.

5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?

Too many to name

6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?

Carmen Electra circa 1995

7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?

Finger blast myself

8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?

Muslims out breeding us at an alarming rate

9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?

Coming back to life

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?

Pay off my house, and probably buy a few different sized excavators and trucks so I can continue making money once my million dries up. Also steroids. Duh.

[Fiskevatten]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?

Start taking steroids sooner, in higher doseages, and not have taken a 10 year break where I was natty.

2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?

God

3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?

Something not oil field related.

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Invincibility.

5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?

Too many to name

6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?

Carmen Electra circa 1995

7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?

Finger blast myself

8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?

Muslims out breeding us at an alarming rate

9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?

Coming back to life

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?

Pay off my house, and probably buy a few different sized excavators and trucks so I can continue making money once my million dries up. Also steroids. Duh.

Awesome bro! But you missed the (no investments and after that its gone) part in 10

[Bjorg89]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?
Not spend 6y with one chick

2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?
Bruce Lee. I think I would learn alot


3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?
Fitness Model... exchange my life basically with Lazar Angelov, years 2014-2017 Action movies actor would also be great. Loved JCVD as a kid


4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
There are so many, but maybe "mind reading" would be interesting


5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?
No one really, kinda at peace with everyone at the moment (maybe some retarded doctors currently)


6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?
Fuck, I think I could easily find 100 in the next 10 minutes. Maybe Margot Robbie for today


7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?
Clean, cook, love, respect...just kiddin, bitches don't do that anymore


8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?
Poverty. I wish everyone would at least have roof, clean water and food


9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?
My achievements from point 3 and 8. Maybe 6 also haha

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?
Damn, I like that "Dan Bilzerian lifestyle" idea also. Definately try living in different countries/cities. Australia, New Zealand, Iceland, Spain, Brazil, NYC, Miami, etc. Definitely travel a lot (haven't much), few sports cars, few sports bikes, nice chicks, roids
24/7, with doctors supervision, now that I can , shoot a movie, meet celebrities if possible and so on... would come up with the new ideas all the time for sure

[Charlie67]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?
My lack of financial planning when I was young. I would have started a retirement account when I was 18 and maxed it out every year.

2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?
Benjamin Franklin.... preferably in the rain with a kite.

3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?
Hunting lodge owner in the mountains

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Persuasion. Talk anyone into anything.

5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?
My father

6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?
Wendy Pefercorn

7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?
Join a lesbian sex cult

8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?
desalinating saltwater

9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?
Being a good father.

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?
Polar bear hunt.... that would take the full mil.

[Family_guy]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?

never lie/cheat on my wife.


2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?

My mom(she died when I was 9)


3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?

Musician/rockstar(lol)

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Flying duh!

5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?

My Ex

6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?

Charger!

7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?

Fuck the male version of myself just to see how I am in bed!

8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?

Animal cruelty

9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?

Being a family man and loving and taking care of the two most beautiful girls in the world(wife and daughter)

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?

A lot of drugs, a bunch of nice cars(BMWs for my wife and I , Ford GT for my dad)a lifetime supply of gear, a nice house

I know my imagination sucks. Lol

[Obs]

I know my imagination sucks. Lol

#7 was pretty smart.
I agree. I dont think I could handle myself and would be gay after the week was over and want charger.

I gotta go kick the dog. Its been a long day.

[sv.elia]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?
Starting from teen life, I'd add more discipline regarding trash food and alcohol

2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?
Osho

3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?
Law enforcement

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Mindreading

5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?
A certain university teacher

6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?
A former flame that doesn't text back

7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?
Sex, obviously

8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?
Poverty eradication

9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?
Writing a really good book in which I'll mix some fiction with my life experiences

10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?
Small house with garage, a Harley Davidson cruiser, some high-brand fashion and fitness trifles I did not have access to previously

[GearHeaded]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?
I'd never of tasted a single sip of alcohol my whole life. for all the fun party times I had I had even more stupid shit I've done while drinking.. go back and time and never have a drink as long as I live


2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?
The Apostle Paul


3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?
If the pay was there , an elite level bodybuilding prep coach.. I'll train them personally, heck forget just doing their diet I'll frickin cook their food, I'll inject them with all my crazy steroid stacks I come up with. they just need to be a machine and do exactly what I tell them to do.. basically it will be the oxygen gym culture and I run the show


4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
to cure childhood cancer OR the ability to make food out of nothing and feed masses of hungry families


5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?
the cop who arrested me for something I was not guilty of just cause he was bored and had nothing better to do


6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?
Queen Ester .. look it up in the Bible . the most beautiful woman in all the land plus she had a good soul


7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?s
masturbate 10x per day with every possible sex toy I could and have lots of sex with my wife as a female and have as much sex as I could with hot lesbian and bi women as well


8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?
governments and politicians would no longer exist


9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?
all of the above I just mentioned ,, having super power to cure cancer, having a career as the best bodybuilding coach on the planet, sleeping with queen ester, being a female for a week and banging hot bi women


10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?
material possessions..whatever I'm in the mood for at the time. money by itself means nothing. its just paper or a number. it only becomes something when you spend it. if you never spend it it actually never was. If you die a lonely old man with a million in the bank, did you ever even have or get to experience that million . no. it only becomes reality through blowing it on the things in life that you like or buy and possess

[JaneDoe]

1) If you could change anything in the past (yours or someone else's), what would it be?
I didn't get a college degree
2) If you could talk to someone for a whole day (real or not), who would it be?
God

3) If you could choose any career you would be successful in, what would it be?
I would like to be a big celebrity in the fitness industry (athlete) with internationally respected academic degrees


4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I would like to be immortal to take the most dangerous steroids on the planet.

5) If you could send shit anonymously, who would receive it?
A guy who made me lose my job


6) If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?
Angelina Jolie

7) If you could be of another sex for a whole week, what would you do?
I can't imagine myself being a woman

8) If you could completely solve a worldwide problem, what would be solved?
Evil


9) If you died, what would you expect to be reminded of?
I would like to be remembered for being someone who has impacted other people's lives.
10) If you spent $ 1,000,000 in a week (no investment and after), what would you specifically spend on?
I would not spend, quadruple to spend. If life gave me the opportunity to be a millionaire, I wouldn't go back to poverty

[Obs]

1) If you could change one thing in the past (yours or someone elses), what would it be?
I'd never of tasted a single sip of alcohol my whole life. for all the fun party times I had I had even more stupid shit I've done while drinking.. go back and time and never have a drink as long as I live


2) If you could talk to anyone for a full day (real or not), who would it be?
The Apostle Paul


3) If you could choose any career where you would be successful, what would it be?
If the pay was there , an elite level bodybuilding prep coach.. I'll train them personally, heck forget just doing their diet I'll frickin cook their food, I'll inject them with all my crazy steroid stacks I come up with. they just need to be a machine and do exactly what I tell them to do.. basically it will be the oxygen gym culture and I run the show


4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
to cure childhood cancer OR the ability to make food out of nothing and feed masses of hungry families


5) If you could send a turd to anyone anonymously, who would receive it?
the cop who arrested me for something I was not guilty of just cause he was bored and had nothing better to do


6) If you could have sex with anyone it the world, who would it be?
Queen Ester .. look it up in the Bible . the most beautiful woman in all the land plus she had a good soul


7) If you could be the other gender for one full week, what would you do?s
masturbate 10x per day with every possible sex toy I could and have lots of sex with my wife as a female and have as much sex as I could with hot lesbian and bi women as well


8) If you could solve one world issue fully, what would be solved?
governments and politicians would no longer exist


9) If you died, what would you hope to be remembered for?
all of the above I just mentioned ,, having super power to cure cancer, having a career as the best bodybuilding coach on the planet, sleeping with queen ester, being a female for a week and banging hot bi women


10) If you got to spend 1 000 000 USD in a week (no investments and after that its gone), what would you spend it on specifically?
material possessions..whatever I'm in the mood for at the time. money by itself means nothing. its just paper or a number. it only becomes something when you spend it. if you never spend it it actually never was. If you die a lonely old man with a million in the bank, did you ever even have or get to experience that million . no. it only becomes reality through blowing it on the things in life that you like or buy and possess

#2...
The baddest mofo who ever walked the earth as a mortal.
None ever took more shit and kept going.
Never faltered from his path in the face of death countless times.

When he passed death was a common companion.

Very good answer.
Sometimes I wonder what would God do as a mortal, not being the son of God. Imperfect like the rest.

Would he be paul?
Thats a high aspiration.

[GearHeaded]

#2...
The baddest mofo who ever walked the earth as a mortal.
None ever took more shit and kept going.
Never faltered from his path in the face of death countless times. .

absolute truth brother. the baddest man that ever walked the planet and the most giving caring and dedicated. thats why I'd pick his brain only for 8 hours (no one compares to him really)

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Who would have thought all these meat head criminals were deep thinkers?

[GearHeaded]

if I had the super power gift of curing childhood cancer, and it consumed me and I died in the process, I would do it in a second without thinking twice.. I'd give everything for a family to never have to go though that type of pain and suffering again .

shit , thats a super power of super powers, not even god gets around to doing that shit

[Obs]

absolute truth brother. the baddest man that ever walked the planet and the most giving caring and dedicated. thats why I'd pick his brain only for 8 hours (no one compares to him really)

2 timothy 4 6-8
6 For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at hand.

7 I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:

8 Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing.

Spent a lot of his life in prison, beaten, whipped, stoned, countless other trials, and executed after years and years of endurement.

Still never faltered.

Yet I waiver at pussy prospects...

[GearHeaded]

2 timothy 4 6-8
6 For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at hand.

7 I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:

8 Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing.

Spent a lot of his life in prison, beaten, whipped, stoned, countless other trials, and executed after years and years of endurement.

Still never faltered.

Yet I waiver at pussy prospects...

I waiver cause I missed a meal or my digestion is crap and I can't lift for a day ..I'm a pussy

Paul is ship wrecked, after starving and being a prisoner of the Romans (as a jew appealing to Ceaser) and survives the ship wreck and the crushing waves of the ocean and the freezing cold, gets on shore and starts a fire and then survives a poisonous snake that bites him in the process of staring the fire for other guys to get warm .. never phased him. he kept grinding and did his job. he is the baddest man on earth

[Obs]

if I had the super power gift of curing childhood cancer, and it consumed me and I died in the process, I would do it in a second without thinking twice.. I'd give everything for a family to never have to go though that type of pain and suffering again .

shit , thats a super power of super powers, not even god gets around to doing that shit

I actually believe there are things worse than cancer kids endure and live through. Sometimes they grow up and become damaged adults, causing more harm than good.

Yet I can't exonerate them of their actions as tgese adults. God must have a reason. I dont understand it but have witnessed some of the sickest things a human can endure secondhand.

Thats why we pin it on satan, I suppose.
No explanation for some things.
Though free will causes a ripple that is neither God nor Satan, I believe.

[GearHeaded]

I actually believe there are things worse than cancer kids endure and live through. Sometimes they grow up and become damaged adults, causing more harm than good.

Yet I can't exonerate them of their actions as tgese adults. God must have a reason. I dont understand it but have witnessed some of the sickest things a human can endure secondhand.

Thats why we pin it on satan, I suppose.
No explanation for some things.
Though free will causes a ripple that is neither God nor Satan, I believe.

we pin things on Satan . but as a student of scripture I can tell you satan is dead . beaten down and broken by the work of christ (from John to Revelation its all done and accomplished ) . there is NO Satan .. there is just US and our evil ways. there is no blame other then ourselves

[Obs]

we pin things on Satan . but as a student of scripture I can tell you satan is dead . beaten down and broken by the work of christ (from John to Revelation its all done and accomplished ) . there is NO Satan .. there is just US and our evil ways. there is no blame other then ourselves

I wondered your views.
I understand now.
Very possible as the prophecy was fulfilled with the son of God.

Judgement awaits regardless.

[GearHeaded]

I wondered your views.
I understand now.
Very possible as the prophecy was fulfilled with the son of God.

Judgement awaits regardless.

judgment is never ending as life is never ending.. its a beautiful thing when you think about it. even starting with the Adam and Eve story .

if you really want to know my views ,, and your a smart man that knows exactly what he's doing in life and if push came to shove you'd probably be able to save your whole town and put them all on your back,, but pm me and I'll send you links of stuff I wrote about the apostle paul and lots of other stuff . yeah I'm pretty good with all this AAS and bodybuilding, but I was I fan of Paul way before any of this stuff

[Obs]

judgment is never ending as life is never ending.. its a beautiful thing when you think about it. even starting with the Adam and Eve story .

if you really want to know my views ,, and your a smart man that knows exactly what he's doing in life and if push came to shove you'd probably be able to save your whole town and put them all on your back,, but pm me and I'll send you links of stuff I wrote about the apostle paul and lots of other stuff . yeah I'm pretty good with all this AAS and bodybuilding, but I was I fan of Paul way before any of this stuff

I would love it.
I was raised a strict southern baptist but moved away as time went on. Now I have no church. I follow none.

I read the book a lot. Not here and there. Cover to cover on my own.

I tithe with deeds and time which is much more valuable than money. I cant give enough money so I give time every day. Makes more sense to me. I helped a lot more that way.

[GearHeaded]

I would love it.
I was raised a strict southern baptist but moved away as time went on. Now I have no church. I follow none.

I read the book a lot. Not here and there. Cover to cover on my own.

I tithe with deeds and time which is much more valuable than money. I cant give enough money so I give time every day. Makes more sense to me. I helped a lot more that way.

your a modern day Paul . thats why you look up to him . your looking in the mirror ,,, I know you brother

[Obs]

your a modern day Paul . thats why you look up to him . your looking in the mirror ,,, I know you brother

Not quite but I do admire him.
I never had any story but samson appeal the same but that was a self centered appeal.

Bitches bringing down tbe strong man with deceit

[GearHeaded]

your a bad ass mother fucker .. so am I and I don't generally have to advertise that fact. just the opposite. everyone knows I'm a killer bad ass mother , yet I'm the smartest guy in the room too.. ugh makes it hard to deal with people and social settings. at the end of the day I know that if shit hit the fan they would all come to me for help . kinda sucks being a bad ass sometimes , you can't win or lose everyone is a hater either way

[GearHeaded]

Not quite but I do admire him.
I never had any story but samson appeal the same but that was a self centered appeal.

Bitches bringing down tbe strong man with deceit

well heck , who doesn't love donkey bones and using a jaw bone to killl 100s of your enemies . of course

[GearHeaded]

I respect the fuck out of you OBS..your a good soul and a bad ass

[Obs]

I respect the fuck out of you OBS..your a good soul and a bad ass

You are too man and I respect you.
Just got my gopro7 set up and almost smashed it trying to get it to work.

Turns out up close you look scrawny. Further away tells the story lol.

Now I gotta go back to best buy and explain to a black guy that the battery pack he sold me only works with black and I bought gopro white which is incompatible...

Lmfao!

Awww shiit my life is pretty ironic.