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Thread: HIDING from Xmas extended fam gatherings thread

  1. 12-24-2019, 04:51 PM #1
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    HIDING from Xmas extended fam gatherings thread

    Just a way to occupy.
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    Imma kick her in the taint...
    in-laws haven't changed.
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    Told my wife Im taking my own car
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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Told my wife Im taking my own car
    Someone said "we should have brought beer."

    So I did a census on two brands everyone would drink and went and bought it.
    I am the winner of best gift 2019
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    Nice! Cool guy of the party!
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    Nice! Cool guy of the party!
    Just need an excuse and I will make us all happier lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Someone said "we should have brought beer."

    So I did a census on two brands everyone would drink and went and bought it.
    I am the winner of best gift 2019
    You bring the beer; I'll bring the bad decisions...

    Merry Christmas Obs!!!

    Merry Christmas forum!!!
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    Y'all think you got it bad...

    Man, try spending your Christmas holiday abroad (my own choice I know) with a bunch of people with whom you do not share a common language.

    So, here I sit in S.E. Poland, for the, I guess it is the 11th-12th year. The food is nothing special, as we in America in general partake of different culinary delights. Here it was pierogi ruski and pierogi with cabbage and mushrooms, along with some fried fish. I could continue with the unsavory description but I don't want to bore you gents...

    Fortunately before we headed over to the in-laws place, we had our own dinner. Appetizers of oysters on the half-shell and shrimp, followed by roasted turkey breast and thighs. All of that topped-off with the ol'lady's homemade cake.

    This holiday was rather unique, seeing that over the first weekend in November the wife discovered my long-running affaire with the chubby blond whore (you know the variety; any hole in the body, piss in her mouth and all over her face, the type which is really difficult to give up)... But fortunately for me, as I always figured, my current wife is SUPER COOL. She threatened and blustered, cried a little bit, told me to stop, and that was the end of our problem/s with my latest infidelity. She hit me with the financial reality of a divorce. No children involved between us, but since I retired from the US military, left France and moved to Poland, we have acquired a proud collection of assets (judging by our standards, of course, as I am not in competition with the Jones'), and walking away with half would be considered a loss...


    I want to write a thread, I'll deem it a catharsis, concerning my past trials and tribulations of letting the "little general" take command. Ahhhhhh, the stories run the gamut from the mundane to the magnificent!!! I will see what I can put together here...

    That being said, I firmly believe that at my age (Christ, in 2020 I'll be 55 yo) I have to seriously consider hanging up and retiring my old faithful shooting iron... But this is easier said than done, judging from my past pitiful performance in rectifying my wayward tendencies... Add to my sex addiction (because I am pretty sure that's me) a cocktail of AAS, and even at my age it creates a combustible mix. Any advice on how to develop monk-like discipline in this regard, will be greatly appreciated.

    In any event, I wish all of y'all here on the forum a Merry Christmas!!!

    In many ways, it has been an entertaining pleasure to be a "sideline member" of the forum family.

    OK, it is 0522 here and I need to prepare an injection to start the day off with a BANG.

    Merry Christmas to all of the usual suspects on here (you guys know who you are)!!!
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    I just sneek in the back and hit the weed vape hahahhahah

    FOOD IS EVERYTHING
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    Merry Chistmas all.

    Hope santa brings you something.
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    I have a present from Santa under the tree.

    But what I got for wifey is the best.

    We open presents at midnight.
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    I should have gotten some thc for the holiday lol. I'll have to settle for sucking down a whip-it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernst View Post
    I should have gotten some thc for the holiday lol. I'll have to settle for sucking down a whip-it.
    Whats a whip it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Whats a whip it?
    Surely at some point in your blessed existence you've had the pleasure of huffing the gas from a can of whipped cream. If you haven't I suggest you try it.
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    And if you cant get any real whip its. Go to the grocery store and get a bunch of whip cream can or go to Walmart or a office supply store and get some duster, it's all about the same
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    I did not see that coming
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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Told my wife Im taking my own car
    lucky fuck...we host Christmas every year for the whole family...its great for a few hours but they stay till like 9pm so buy that time my mind is fried...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    lucky fuck...we host Christmas every year for the whole family...its great for a few hours but they stay till like 9pm so buy that time my mind is fried...
    I host as well. It's really the only day of the year where I get plastered so I actually enjoy it. The rest of the year I'm busy with my businesses and what not so it's nice to have a day to let loose. Plus they can't say I don't put in any effort if I make the effort to host arguably the most important family gathering of the year lol.
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    Got trampoline and net put together. Its almost over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Got trampoline and net put together. Its almost over.
    Now Obs can hurt himself. ..... or is this for crazy sex?????


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    I staid at my home in Mex the whole time. I was sick and stayed by myself. About 50 from the family was at my mother in laws house.
    Wifey saved me turkey and potatoes but the dog ate it before she could bring it.
    Christmas dinner. Ramen noodles. LOL
    I was at peace at least.


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Now Obs can hurt himself. ..... or is this for crazy sex?????


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    I should have gotten some thc for the holiday lol. I'll have to settle for sucking down a whip-it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    That being said, I firmly believe that at my age (Christ, in 2020 I'll be 55 yo) I have to seriously consider hanging up and retiring my old faithful shooting iron... But this is easier said than done, judging from my past pitiful performance in rectifying my wayward tendencies... Add to my sex addiction (because I am pretty sure that's me) a cocktail of AAS, and even at my age it creates a combustible mix. Any advice on how to develop monk-like discipline in this regard, will be greatly appreciated.

    I do a silent retreat once a year, it's 10 days of Buddhist meditation. Basically you live like a monk for ten days.... just meditate all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Cameron View Post

    I do a silent retreat once a year, it's 10 days of Buddhist meditation. Basically you live like a monk for ten days.... just meditate all day.
    I'm certainly open for a link on how to do it, if one exists...???
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    I'm certainly open for a link on how to do it, if one exists...???

    Either of these two groups:

    www.internationalmeditationcentre.org

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