I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate the New York Douchebags on their incredible performance in the ALCS! Seriously. An outstanding job all around. It takes a truly legendary team to pull off the GREATEST CHOKE JOB IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS!!!...

Now...let's make this clear. I do NOT want to, in any way, shape, or form, minimize the accomplishments of the 2004 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

Looks nice now doesn't it?

But, if you'd like to call someone in NYC to express your well-wishes:

WFAN - 718.937.6666

WXRK - 212.246.5762

WPLJ - 800.321.9755 (Fax: 1-800-553-9755)

WLTW - 800.222.1067 (Fax: 212.603.4686)

WQHT - 800.223.9797

WRKS - 800.288.5477 (Fax: 212.242.0706)

WHTZ - 800.242.0100 (Fax: 800.386.2329)

WWPR - 800.585.1051