Last Meal

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 01:29 PM

If you knew you were dying tomorrow what would your last meal be? Go

Elk and Lobster

**charger69** · 01-12-2021, 01:34 PM

Chicken breast and rice. LOL

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**Charlie67** · 01-12-2021, 01:38 PM

Roasted duck with potatoes fried in duck fat. Coconut cake with ice cream for dessert.

Served by the Hooters waitress of the year.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

Chicken breast and rice. LOL

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Boring.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Charlie67

Roasted duck with potatoes fried in duck fat. Coconut cake with ice cream for dessert.

Served by the Hooters waitress of the year.

Served by or served on the Hooters waitress ?

**tarmyg** · 01-12-2021, 01:46 PM

Needed this type of thread. Thank you Cape.

Easy. Wife’s Apple Pie.

**< <Samson> >** · 01-12-2021, 01:48 PM

Is pussy on the menu?

Maybe, a side of ass hole

Really - food, lobster & bison or ostrich meat

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by tarmyg

Needed this type of thread. Thank you Cape.

Easy. Wife’s Apple Pie.

Is that code for ....?

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

Is pussy on the menu?

Maybe, a side of ass hole

Really - food, lobster & bison or ostrich meat

You young kids wanting to eat desert before the main course. Lol
All ways on the menu!!!

**XnavyHMCS** · 01-12-2021, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

Is pussy on the menu?

Maybe, a side of ass hole

Really - food, lobster & bison or ostrich meat

Fucking Samson and I are thinking alike...!!!

I will dive into the asshole first...

**Booz** · 01-12-2021, 02:01 PM

Chicken Sunday roast mmmmmmmmm

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Booz

Chicken Sunday roast mmmmmmmmm

Just the chicken? Sides?

**Booz** · 01-12-2021, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Just the chicken? Sides?

Everything else that goes with it mate
Roast potatoes
Yorkshire pudding
Stuffing
Brockley
Carrots
Please
Apple sauce

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 01-12-2021, 03:23 PM

I would reject my final meal, and smear my cell with my own excrement.

It wouldn't be the first time.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Booz

Everything else that goes with it mate
Roast potatoes
Yorkshire pudding
Stuffing
Brockley
Carrots
Please
Apple sauce

Sounds right proper

**ghettoboyd** · 01-12-2021, 04:20 PM

a prime rib dinner or a steak chimichanga...either way there is STEAK...

**xxblazenlowxx** · 01-12-2021, 04:22 PM

Moose back straps over a wood fire and alcohol.

**almostgone** · 01-12-2021, 04:40 PM

Smoked beef brisket and sweet potato biscuits.

**Booz** · 01-12-2021, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Sounds right proper

Right proper it is too mate :-)

**< <Samson> >** · 01-12-2021, 05:04 PM

Alright,

Can I change mine - I’ll go with black caviar < haven’t had that shit in decades

**charger69** · 01-12-2021, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Boring.

What can I say? I have no taste buds.

You sound like my wife. She doesn’t understand how I can eat the same thi g everyday. LOL

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**SampsonandDelilah** · 01-12-2021, 05:59 PM

Ribeye (medium rare) side of mushrooms and onions, twice baked potatoes with creamed spinach - bottle of Prisoner and chocolate lava cake for dessert.

Damn I’m hungry now

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by xxblazenlowxx

Moose back straps over a wood fire and alcohol.

Never had moose. Similar to elk?

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

Alright,

Can I change mine - I’ll go with black caviar < haven’t had that shit in decades

Buddy you came the closest to actually having a last meal. You can change it as many times as you want.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-12-2021, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

What can I say? I have no taste buds.

You sound like my wife. She doesn’t understand how I can eat the same thi g everyday. LOL

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You telling me your cheat meal is yard bird too? Come on Charger. Come on. Lol

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 01-13-2021, 03:27 AM

Instead of a last meal I'd ask if Shakira could sit outside my cell and speak (not sing) the words to "Wherever Whenever" as she looks me dead in the eye. I would walk to the execution chamber elated and ready for the other side.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-13-2021, 08:04 AM

Banana Pudding
Creme Brûlée
Tiramisu

**almostgone** · 01-13-2021, 08:16 AM

^^^^^ I'm in hyperglycemia just reading your post.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-13-2021, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by almostgone

^^^^^ I'm in hyperglycemia just reading your post.

I had banana pudding for breakfast today. Lol. Gotta love Publix.

**SampsonandDelilah** · 01-13-2021, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by tarmyg

Needed this type of thread. Thank you Cape.

Easy. Wife’s Apple Pie.

Agreed (not on your wife’s Apple pie - which by the food porn you post I’m sure is amazing. No double entendre implied either Tarmy)

Just needed a little bit of this content injected into the lounge. Although the fervor is far less intense, some of these topics feel so damn heavy. Can’t turn on the TV, open the newspaper, or scroll through the internet without being inundated with news on civil unrest, social injustice, political rhetoric or the pandemic. Not trying to live my life with my head buried in the sand but shit, sometimes I just wanna catch a break from it is all.

Amazed and impressed by the members here who are so passionate and plugged into current events but man, I just wanna daydream about eating some shrimp off of a Hooters waitresses ass. I needed this one

Bravo

**Capebuffalo** · 01-13-2021, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah

Agreed (not on your wife’s Apple pie - which by the food porn you post I’m sure is amazing. No double entendre implied either Tarmy)

Just needed a little bit of this content injected into the lounge. Although the fervor is far less intense, some of these topics feel so damn heavy. Can’t turn on the TV, open the newspaper, or scroll through the internet without being inundated with news on civil unrest, social injustice, political rhetoric or the pandemic. Not trying to live my life with my head buried in the sand but shit, sometimes I just wanna catch a break from it is all.

Amazed and impressed by the members here who are so passionate and plugged into current events but man, I just wanna daydream about eating some shrimp off of a Hooters waitresses ass. I needed this one

Bravo

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Or their tits

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**SampsonandDelilah** · 01-13-2021, 10:13 AM

Or their tits.... <3

**Cuz** · 01-13-2021, 10:56 AM

For my last meal,
I would like to hunt and kill it. Skin the animal, preferably elk with a long bow. If im dying i no longer care about bodybuilding so if it took 5 or so days to kill im good.
Hot fire going, roasted elk back strap. Ah yes medium rare please ill die happy

**kelkel** · 01-13-2021, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah

Can’t turn on the TV, open the newspaper, or scroll through the internet without being inundated with news on civil unrest, social injustice, political rhetoric or the pandemic. Not trying to live my life with my head buried in the sand but shit, sometimes I just wanna catch a break from it is all.

Couldn't have said it better.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-13-2021, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Cuz

For my last meal,
I would like to hunt and kill it. Skin the animal, preferably elk with a long bow. If im dying i no longer care about bodybuilding so if it took 5 or so days to kill im good.
Hot fire going, roasted elk back strap. Ah yes medium rare please ill die happy

Nice. If we are going that route Grizzly Bear. Me or him if I’m already dying. He’d walk with a limp if I didn’t make it.

**Cuz** · 01-13-2021, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Nice. If we are going that route Grizzly Bear. Me or him if I’m already dying. He’d walk with a limp if I didn’t make it.

What do you plan on killing a grizzly with sir?

**almostgone** · 01-13-2021, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Cuz

What do you plan on killing a grizzly with sir?

LOL, you know it's going to involve a bow, an arrow, some clay, and nitroglycerin.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-13-2021, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Cuz

What do you plan on killing a grizzly with sir?

Sheer determination my friend.

Or .375 H&H. .265 gr nosier partition.

**Cuz** · 01-13-2021, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by almostgone

LOL, you know it's going to involve a bow, an arrow, some clay, and nitroglycerin.

You ever see Tim Kennedy shoot that giant grizz in the head with a bow around 20 yards? Arrow went completely through the skull, ripped its brain damn near out. Bad dude

**almostgone** · 01-13-2021, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by Cuz

You ever see Tim Kennedy shoot that giant grizz in the head with a bow around 20 yards? Arrow went completely through the skull, ripped its brain damn near out. Bad dude

Oneida has a nasty rig out right now; Fred Bear, too. Not sure of the draw weights.. thinking 50lbs- ish.

Figured Cape could drop a little fireworks down the grizzly's gullet when it started roaring.